Women - A commodity? by Imaginationart

Writers • Humor • posted on Oct 15, 2003

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How would you market women? Features: Streamlined body Soft Exterior with padded areas. Comes in white, black, yellow and brown. Test drive models available. Inside adjustable. Accessories in red, brown, black and blond. Price: Eventual outlay cheap. Aerodynamic (only Super and Sport) Self-shining. Different models: Super, Sport, Normal, and Heavy Older versions available as package deal with previous addings. Weak points No user manual No guarantee No refund or trade in : No re-sell value Can last a life time : Self starter not easy accessible Tendency to leak : Unexplainable breakdowns Need daily maintenance : High running cost Noisy at times Silent at times Widely available Expensive models - Not user friendly Takes time to warm up Strong points: Self-Lubricating Can last a lifetime Self-starter included Price: Range from cheap to expensive models Hard working ( You may ad.)

Comments (9)

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SoulEatar

1:15PM | Wed, 15 October 2003

My piggy back ride was slow - distance traveled was about 6 steps - very unstable - I was then droped and told that was the last time she was going to do that - My advice - get a bike !:)

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Tommy3D

3:51PM | Wed, 15 October 2003

All that I know about women is that my wife must be obeyed!

Mixednutt

4:51PM | Wed, 15 October 2003

This is horrible and very humorous at the same time. All I can really say with certainty is I think it was very entertaining ^_^

Momoka

8:17PM | Wed, 15 October 2003

Interesting Picture(i would like to see her front:">), and very interesting text. It made my dirty mind think at dirty things sometimes, when i read some passages(like that "Self-Lubricating" ><). But to say the least....eventhought Women have many drawbacks and weak points(if u look at them like they would be a "commodity"), live would not be as much fun and exciting without them, or? For me Women in live r like the stars at the sky....all r pretty(in some way), and shine all the time...sometimes more and sometimes a little less. ~Momoka~

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borsy

9:35PM | Wed, 15 October 2003

Excellent concept!!!

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Imaginationart

10:06PM | Wed, 15 October 2003

Momoka - her front makes you forget to read. Mixednutt where it is horrible to see women as commodities, some men treat them that way.These are just non-serious thoughts and not at all to degrade the most perfect design ever. My gallery is a testament of my views. I hope some women would come up with more strong points which was left to minimum deliberately. I'd hate to do one on men.

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