Band Mistress Syrene says, Go Wank yerself.. by inkraven

Photography • Portraits • posted on Jul 21, 2004

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I want to be a rock star, yaaahhh baby. A scottish rock wench. With a terrible attitude. A bit like Posh Spice. Well she's no' Sco'ash. But still. These are my posh spice glasses. Actually, I cant decide whether they are more Posh Spice or Paris Hilton. Either way, Ive got 100 pounds on both of them combined. WBahah. Yeah, Im a Scottish Rock Wench! My band is called Lochlan! And I like to get drunk and smash things, and call people " Wee Bairns" and tell them to " Go Wank yerself, aye?" I could make speeches that just rant..like.. " Id like te express today, that the music industry is a bloody wanker, that it's driving the talent from the bands so all's we have left are the Corrs and Britney Spears. Its bloody disgusting, if ye ask me, but ye aint, Im noticing. And why? because yer all weak and pathetic, aye. Too afraid to take on the machine of modern music, te change tings as our forefathers did, aye. So to all of ye out there, who havent any balls..dis songs fer ye. Ive got a ball of yarn , a ball of yarn, its yellow. But when it gets old, it becomes ratty, ratty. RATTY BALL OF YARN. I feel ye pain, I feel ye unraveling, raveling, raveling. Wee ball of yarn, ye are the world te me. Wasnt that poetic, no?" On second thought. Ill keep my nightjob. Introducing..Self! With such hits as Selfish! And who could forget the scottish love ballad, Selfless! 19.95 , not available in stores.

Comments (12)

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Nevermore

9:40AM | Wed, 21 July 2004

chuckles as a Scot myself, you've got the attitude and accent summed up nicely in the text with the piccie - not an easy thing to convey. The pic if very Rock starish with ooodles of attitude :o)

inkraven

9:45AM | Wed, 21 July 2004

Now That is a compliment :) That you:) is blissed now

Mojomatrix

10:03AM | Wed, 21 July 2004

Ok...my cynical side tells me that this is all tripe. Not to be believed. Yet I'm going to take a leap of faith that you're in a kickin band. If you are, then take the bastards down through sheer musical power. Don't give up. Be pathologically tenacious in that quest. The pic itself has, themeatically speaking, a striking color contrast. Devishly red eyes and lips against dark hair and pale skin. I like it. Fight the Power !

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dbyrd

10:09AM | Wed, 21 July 2004

Hmmm. Wish I spoke Scottish!haha. Nice conveyance of frustration. There has been no real Music since the days of Rainbow and Uriah Heap!

inkraven

10:10AM | Wed, 21 July 2004

Well said!

HipCheck

10:17AM | Wed, 21 July 2004

I really dig the whole red and black thing. Looks great! Rainbow and Uriah Heap???

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razzell2

10:58AM | Wed, 21 July 2004

is "go wank yourself" scottish? lol. whats a "wanker"? whos that scottish singer that sings that song, "world on a string, (something something) rainbow"...is she scottish? HEY, YOUR A CUTIE! SCOTTISH CHICS ARE PHAT! (thats english for really nice!) I THINK YOUR BITCHEN. thats another 70's english word for really cool and delicious! ANYWAY, ANOTHER EXCELLENT PHOTOGRAPH...MOODY, PROVOCATIVE, SENSUAL. LIT WELL. DO YOU SEE THE WORLD THRU ROSE COLORED GLASSES, SCOTTISH GIRL? BANG ON GOOD PHOTOGRAPH, LASS!

cynlee

11:34AM | Wed, 21 July 2004

hahahaha!!! you do have such a delightful way with words!! :D you're looking oh so rockin!! :]

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addiek

5:27PM | Wed, 21 July 2004

I think you look a tad restrained... the words carry the piece, try a johnny rotten gel, a few bits of mean metal jewellery and some ripped tartan (maybe a purple thistle t shirt)... apart from that it's quite acceptable. The glasses & lippy are nice and I suppose there's a bit of anarchy where it clashes with the blue...(Union Jack?) ummm... well you wanted honest feedback, right?

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