Does size really matter? by cagewench
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WARNING!
The following poem is humourous but it frankly discusses adult situations so please do NOT read if you are under the age of 18!
Thank you!
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Does size matter?
Throughout the ages
all the men have wanted to know
does size really matter?
Yes or No
From discussion and experience
I think I know of what I speak
so I shall write this reply
with tongue firmly in cheek
They may be long or short
thin or stout
so long as they can't be turned
inside-out
They can be cut or uncut
they may be pierced
or tattooed
Remember, the truth can't be hidden
once you're there
in the nude
Here's another thought
just between you and me
keep your parts clean
and odour-free!
Oh! And I mustn't forget
I've got one more tip
it has less to do with size
and more to do with fit
So here's the answer
for all the men on earth
"Does size matter?" NO!
what matters is girth!
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This was inspired by an image I saw and from an IM from someone I felt lacks a sense of humour.
Hope you get a giggle out of this :)
P.S. I don't think I can come up with a suitable image for this, so any suggestions, please email me (no nudity though!!!) so I can remove the lame one I put there...
Comments (37)
seduction
LOL....I absolutely love it! This is truly priceless, I love your sense of humor! Excellent writing, gets my vote!
cagewench
thank you :)
netsia
Perhaps some vegetables....from string beans to cucumbers....LOL....great post, this is the first time I have laughed in days :)
cagewench
Glad to make you laugh, hon! God, it's 1:40 a.m. for me and I am wide friggin awake... GRRR I knew I shouldn't have had that nap earlier pout I think I'll be forcing myself to go to bed soon.
Lissa_lei
Wonderful! Such a great piece, Hmm did I say that, I did not see anything. Eccelent Lina
cagewench
Thank you :)
TallPockets
I had a gazillion comments I could have made. However, old age has finally taught me 'discretion is the better part of valor'. Well written and comical work. Glad to see your 'lighter' side. V o t e.
Ladyhawk
ROFLMAO!! OMG!! thats so good lol ouch my ribs hurt from laughing so much,i'd like to see more of this side of you i think it flows so natural that it is a magical part of you, oh i love your sence of humor, size matter, hell yes, like you said good fit,lol ;0P Tedz got to see this, BRAVO (V)!!!!!! :0) @-}--
cagewench
:):):) thanks LadyHawk :) and TallPockets, glad you got a giggle out of this one :)
dido6
LOL!! This is great!! I needed a good grin at work this morning! :) Very nice writing!
cagewench
thank you... this is probably the first "silly" thing I've written since the early 90s (not counting things written when under the influence) ;) Glad you liked it :)
Tedz
All that I can say is....it always looks bigger in the Mirror....and as a Photographer...I am Proud of My Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooom Lens :]
cagewench
ROTFLMAO :):):)
DirtyFairy
hehehe to funny...and true not your usuall style but so well written, love how it just flows.
cagewench
I wrote it just before 1 a.m. last night :)
awadissk
Very nicely done, excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FlutterbyeJo
LOL!!! That's so funny and I have to agree completely... nice work :D
cagewench
thank you :)
classyladytwo
lol what a great one lol so true, so true lol lol I couldn't have put it better myself lol awesome *V
experimental
I've been told that before and never really knew what it meant until I lost my virginity at the age of 20. Now it's my motto.
AusPoet
What a great way to start the day! Funny stuff, and very clever. Gets my vote!
cagewench
classyladytwo, thank you!!! :) experimental: ROTFLMAO at your reply ;) and AusPoet: thank you :):):) (and I had Torin in for another appt today so now I am waiting again)
naria
haha well done!
cagewench
thanks... my hubby got a kick out of it ;)
artgum
I would refer you to a long-ago song by Montrose- "I Got the Fire".
cagewench
For those wondering about artgum's reference: let's thank Google................ lyrics: "I Got the Fire If you're lookin' for someone that you can keep Well, baby pass me by. And if you want something that's twenty years deep Baby, don't even try. But if you want someone to take your soul Maybe lift you a little bit higher... I got the fire Just 'cuz I'm skinny, don't you sell me cheap I'm as long as a country mile. Well some like it wide and some like it deep And guess which one's my style! If you think you can beat me at my own game Well baby, I say you're a liar. Well, I got the fire "............... from http://www.redrocker.com/pmoney.html#igotfire
IndigoSplash
LOL...very cute! And I agree with all of it. :) Maybe for a picture you could have a guy with a cocky grin holding a ruler and pointing to something like 7 inches...and then include a woman in the picture holding a caliper (sp?) while giving a knowing wink or some other smart-alecky expression. evil grin Nice job on the poem!
romanceworks
You captured the long and short of it perfectly. :o) CC
EoinArmstrong
Lol! Very funny - and it's true, TRUE I tells ya!
Wolfspirit
Excellent writing, as I am starting to believe the lack of sleep can be a positive, when it comes to writing humor. Laughs out loudlove it, thanks for sharing!