False Gods III by TwoPynts
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My version of the 1793 oil painting The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David.
Before you scoff, a number of prestigious figures have met their end seated on the porcelain throne. The most notable being Elvis Presley and King George II of England. King Edmund Ironside, of Southern England, died while he was sitting on the toilet. An enemy knight named Eric Streona was hiding in the pit below and when the King sat down to do his royal business, Streona thrust his sword straight into the King's anus, using so much force that that the sword became embedded in his bowels. More info than you needed? Probably, but I'm nothing if not thorough! ;]
Shot on B&W 35 mm film, my dad's old Topcon SLR. The timer was used, and I was my own model. You can see the apartments I mentioned yesterday, heheh. Oh, and thanks for the comment that I should have been reading a newspaper in yesterday's photo. I agree. I just wish I had thought of it then...
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Comments (32)
gwfa
holding a pen - where then is the book ?
hotracer2
I see you are having great humor with us..lol..lol:):):)
Chaos911
hm... strange
killerpumpkins
Looks like this house burned down. You know what they say about lighting a match after a good sitting. You have nerve, I'll give you that. Great picture. KP
cbender
ggg strange - definitely - but good...! i like the contrast on the pic a lot... well done shot!
DELMUR
MARAT sur les chiottes!hilarious!
Cosme..D..Churruca
Alucinant setting... genial ! So excellent mise en scene... but where is Charlotte Corday ?
LICORNEDECRISTAL
tres original!!!!!!!!interressant!!!!!
camera2
That is what came to mind too, the 'Death of Marat', only now on the seat of deafication. This is the best one so far of the series. One of the others I felt you should have been reading the paper or better yet Playboy. This is a V
pimbotin
We are (approximately) in the same position when we fly with our paragliders and a friend of mine used to compare the way we hold the controls of our brakes to the command of a toilet flush... Hmm hmmm... I think I would prefer to die while flying above Annecy Lake...
Prinzessin
And I always think Im strange... ;-) Nice to see that Im not alone on this planet! :-))) Excellent picture, like it a lot!! The contrasts and textures are really cool... v
Richardphotos
no matter where one is, the end is just that.crapping out of life. excellent picture and premise
Enmos
Wow NOT a great way to go... jeez... :o) Superb shot here again, wonder what he died of... ;o)
MossSphere
Very interesting! It looks as if you have had an explosive moment there and taken out the building!
TwoPynts
Hahaha, love the comments everyone!
Lledeline
The pose reminds me "Marat killed" by David (in a total different mood !)
Tedz
Marvelous....sincerely!!!! So creative....and...I saw on the TV...a Museum has opened in India....dedicated solely to the Toilet...a big salute...and a great Jobbie You have done :]
Davidy
Well, what more can I say, it's great creativity, and very well executed, no jokes on this one, excellent stuff :)
tibet2004uk
OMG!! Even better than yesterday's post!! I can't wait to see the third one! ;) This is so wicked cool!! I'm just loving this serie! ;) As for the infos, gross but fascinating!
chrysalide
nice serie and an excellent photography, i like the expression of the men. have a good day
cynlee
lol!! ok... yes, even better!! super takeoff of the painting! i am enlightened by these kort ;]
Akinom
Cyn said it already... this is even better! Bravo!
Margana
Interesting...er...comment to go with it.Lovely way for a king to go.I think these images are very creative and I like the humor it took to do them.Funny,I thought I knew your work.Oh well.Now I know some!
sharky_
Kort, You are King of the Thrown no doubt. Your research of history regarding this thrown is excellent. Hats off to you for being really gutsy. You have walk the walk and not just talk the talk. Please don't get up to take a bow.......lol. I greatly applause you for this series. More than excellent....... Aloha
watapki66
Oh, better yet! Excellent image!
danob
They get better a surreal touch Bravo
Punaguy
The porcelin king has done it again...Very creative thinking and unusual capture! Aloha!
jcv2
Brrr, glad the modern toilets do not have that option for knights hiding there! Impressive work, Kort!
sossy
wow! this is the old and wellknown painting "death on an open air WC"! LOL crazy capture and creative impression! ;o))))
Sylvaine
BUT GODS....GREATTTTTTTTTTTTT and mooving...love this contexte...