It quite embarasses me that this is sometimes called "Artists' page"... I'm no artist, just a hobbyist...
And by the way - no, the pic is not retouched, I am really THAT ugly :)BIOBorn in the late 60's, I was gifted with the power of Tongue-in-Cheekness... Or so I hope :)
My main job is as a translator and webmaster (don't ask... it is a strange mix I know...) and my dream job is to be a millionaire.

You can send me flowers if you want - I won't get offended.