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tjohn opened this issue on Apr 03, 2003 · 68 posts
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antevark ( ) posted Sun, 06 April 2003 at 2:08 PM

Attached Link: http://www.sormann3d.com/portfolio/anims/gangster_anim_ton.mpg

found this guy on Raph a coupla months ago.

Claymor ( ) posted Mon, 07 April 2003 at 12:07 AM

Sounds like someone needs to do a Python monthly challenge...Maybe a... strange vicki's, laying in ponds distributing swords...or something to do with cheesemakers perhaps...if we made this large wooden badger....

TheBryster ( ) posted Mon, 07 April 2003 at 5:34 AM

Some moisten bint throwing swords is no basis for government....just because some watery tart hurls a sword at you doesn't give you the right to call yourself King....!

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And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

tjohn ( ) posted Mon, 07 April 2003 at 2:45 PM

"...farsical aquatic ceremony..."

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

bikermouse ( ) posted Mon, 07 April 2003 at 6:21 PM

Does anyone remember the one about how you could tell if someone was a witch? it had something to do with wood and ducks . . .

antevark ( ) posted Mon, 07 April 2003 at 10:26 PM

wasnt it in the holy grail? where they strapped a nose on the "witch" and tried to c if she weighed more then a goose?

tjohn ( ) posted Tue, 08 April 2003 at 3:41 AM

"She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "I got better." "BEDEVERE: Tell me. What do you do with witches? VILLAGER #2: Burn! VILLAGER #1: Burn! CROWD: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!... BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches? VILLAGER #1: More witches! VILLAGER #3: Shh! VILLAGER #2: Wood! BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn? [pause] VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of... wood? BEDEVERE: Good! Heh heh. CROWD: Oh, yeah. Oh. BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her. BEDEVERE: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? VILLAGER #1: Oh, yeah. RANDOM: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh... BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water? VILLAGER #1: No. No. VILLAGER #2: No, it floats! It floats! VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond! CROWD: The pond! Throw her into the pond! BEDEVERE: What also floats in water? VILLAGER #1: Bread! VILLAGER #2: Apples! VILLAGER #3: Uh, very small rocks! VILLAGER #1: Cider! VILLAGER #2: Uh, gra-- gravy! VILLAGER #1: Cherries! VILLAGER #2: Mud! VILLAGER #3: Uh, churches! Churches! VILLAGER #2: Lead! Lead! ARTHUR: A duck! CROWD: Oooh. BEDEVERE: Exactly. So, logically... VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood. BEDEVERE: And therefore? VILLAGER #2: A witch!" Then they place her on a large scale with a duck on the other side. It balances and she says, "It's a fair cop."

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

cambert ( ) posted Tue, 08 April 2003 at 4:10 AM

Ah, tjohn, who are you that are so wise in the ways of science?

TheBryster ( ) posted Tue, 08 April 2003 at 4:55 AM

Cambert: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then there's the bit about the boy getting married cos his girlfriend's dad has 'HUGE TRACKS OF LAND'

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

lsstrout ( ) posted Tue, 08 April 2003 at 11:42 AM

Father: And one day, all this will be yours! Son: What? The curtains?

bikermouse ( ) posted Tue, 08 April 2003 at 11:45 AM

Thanks tjohn! that was the one!

TheBryster ( ) posted Tue, 08 April 2003 at 6:20 PM

Father: No, son! This Castle and the swamp........You know? My Father built his first castle right here in this swamp. It sank! So, he built another right here in the same place,...but it sank, so he built another and that's what you'll inherit........"

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

lsstrout ( ) posted Wed, 09 April 2003 at 11:47 AM

I thought the third one burned down, fell over and then sank into the swamp

TheBryster ( ) posted Wed, 09 April 2003 at 7:26 PM

Isstrout: You're probably right! LOL

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

lsstrout ( ) posted Wed, 09 April 2003 at 7:51 PM

:) I think I have seen the Holy Grail far too many times! Many years back, one of the movie theatres showed it as a midnight movie, first time I had seen it on the big screen. It rules on the big screen!

tjohn ( ) posted Thu, 10 April 2003 at 1:44 AM

Yeah, on TV it's hard to read all the moose references in the credits. Like: Special Mse Effects OLAF PROT Mse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

lsstrout ( ) posted Thu, 10 April 2003 at 11:48 AM

I love the moose credits! "My sister was once bitten by a moose."

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