Hey, hey......what is this Commander Tedz?....you are taking all my favorite men with you....I need my love slaves here with me! You know when Buzz's batteries run low I need the real thing.... Throws DHolman's Catholic school girl outfit on floor and stomps thigh high leather boots on floor This is getting serious...... hhmmppphhttt......

Hey, are you done with that catholic schoolgirl outfit? We might have a use for it...

No, no, no, you cannot have my sexy outfit.....must put it back on and do pole dance to woo my men back.... If that doesn't work I will don the leather and give them a punishment that they will really enjoy.... The raven haired moderator in her black leather is a sight to behold....especially when she's mad..... And if that doesn't work I will coat myself in Chocolate pudding and peanutbutter......

HC?? The opposition seems to be breaking out the heavy weaponry kinda early, are we saving her from Buzz or Buzz from her... I fear we have a tough mission ahead, I require sleep now....zzzzzzzzzz

access denied means u should put the codes in the right place babe yeeep good idea recharge your batteries now ;0] and monika u raised a good question here, who indeed is that strange looking guy?????? niutek we have to prepare for a virus clean up i'm afraid!

Once onboard Buzz's batteries will be surely over in a short while. We cannot waste engine power for such schoolgirl leisure devices... "Real things from real men" will be the song we'll sing while leaving the harbour...

...I agree with Poly... Then I've found my place in the mothership... :)) LOL :))) If HC... But I could read some engineering books too... :P

Ratto "Buzz" Lightyear ! And GO ! :-D

...I 360 C U...

Oh wait... Ahhh... Errr... The school girl with the leather thigh highs isn't comin' huh? Someone needs to stay here and gaurd the forum. Sir, I volunteer. I will protect this little lady and all others left behind! [Magick Michael elbows his way against the flow of the crowd grabbing everyones peanutbutter and chocolate pudding along the way] 'scuse me, pardon me.. scuse me...

Hmmmm.... this is a tuff one A - intergalactic adventure type THANG B - stayin here for those REESE PIECES.... Hey..... who got chocolate on my peanut butter!!!! BIDI BIDI BIDI BIDI!!!!

BTW...Looks like I won't be needing this now... If you're interested...let me know!

My dear High Commander and fellow members of the Mothership: With all the excitement and adrenaline rising, I wish to offer my services as muscian and muse to calm your spirits. Bagpipes may be a bit loud for the deck of the Mothership so I will leave those for outdoor occasions for which the High COmmander may demand my services. But I can sing and write poetry so that in the fury of battle you may find a space full of peace and dreams. Sir, I am shy and do not yet feel secure enough to share my ID but at your wish I will do so. Calm Seas and Prosperous Voyage!

OMG! What is going on! Can I not shut My many Eye's for a minute. Who let the Leather Lounge Suite on Board? That is Buzz's Battery Drainer!That is the Raven Haired Moody Moderator, She has come to Steal Our Thrusters sigh! Get Her off My Ship! Bring back that School Uniform...ooh, just put in My Cabim...I shall Model it for My PDA, and JD with the Jack Daniels...I did not know that He was going with anyone...He is a Playboy, Jim Beam, Jack Daniells...no, doubt he has had Johnny Walker in His Arms.Now, My nnew Crew....what are all these Stiletto Holes in the Deck? Where the Hell is the Nurse, where is My PDA. Where are My Happy Pills? Welcome Caledonia....No ID# huh.....ok...Young Lady....the Probe Room for You, I am afraid, and why squeeze that poor Cat with the 9 Legs....ooh, Bag Pipes...should I call You Scotty.

Oh, please High Commander, NOT the probe!!!!! I will get you an ID ASAP! My gentle constitution will go into shock if I am subjected to a probe!

Ooh...look at all the lovely Men I have accumulated! The Light's have gone out on Board...a Power Surge ...not to be confused with a Bioserge (honest Commander...it was My foist Gallon of Vodka)...Baloney! The Power Surge, has been caused by the Raven Haired Double "O" Agent...I bet She is in My Engine Room, sitting on the Generator....draining it's Strength. Akinom is off Her Tree, suggesting that Her Schnapps is Spiked...Dear Frau...all Schnapps is spiked...have You been Probed? Would You like to be? I still have visions of the DHolman in a School Uniform...I must check His Gallery....and his Closet sigh...I have been Dreaming of Mooncats Gamma Quadrant....this is how we will get to Planet Putrid....She will not stop us from making Buzz give up His "Ever Reddies". We must disarm this Buzz...last time I encountered Him, I held Him in a Bare Hug, and He caused 3 of My Dental filling's to shake loose...and, I was not even satisfied :(

Gentle Constituition? What type of Amazonian Warrior is This??? Get that ID# ...or it is a Public probing! How do I know that You are not with Buzz? Have any of Your Fillings fallen out...or, have been shooken loose with His Lusty prescence. Who left all these Toy's about? Have we a Rug Rat on Board? I see Polyphilo has a new Home Entertainment System...Tania must be tied up with a loose Comnnection:( Poor wee Woman...I think She is a Woman....perhaps another Probe. Am I running this Ship on My own? Where is My wee Blue Eyed 6ft 8inch....without the Boots...Platinum Blonde?....I asked her to go to the Space Dairy, She took My Platinum Amex Card, and I have not seen Her since :( I hope She has not teamed up with the Moody One, Mooncat and Buzz :( ooh, what a distressing thought...just Me in Space with all these Men?....and having to look after the Rug Rat, while Her Dad Woos His Poser Doll....I mean...how weird is that? And, who has left their boots, under My Space Bunk? Huh????

Sir, perhaps I neglected to mention that i am no Amazon warrior but a lady. I can fight when cornered but I prefer to write poetry and make music. I think you will find my presence soothing after a long day of commanding a Space Crew of such varient skills and temperments. Do not fear, Beloved Commander, I am not a spy nor do I take pleasure from having my fillings rattled. I prefer real men to battery powered substitutes:)

Ooh! Great! I knew the Celtic One was a good choice! Not everyone wants to aboard Buzz's Big Rocket. And Poetry doth sooothe the Rage Within. I like to make Music too, Caledonia, so how about a wee Space Ditty, what about a wee Squeeze, of Your Pussycat, that is full of Wind and has Nine Legs. Here Kitty, kitty, Kitty....ooh, what a lovely Tartan Billy Peach Collar You have on Your Bagpipes....have You Registered this "Pet" ....is it like a Chameleon, does the Tartan change Hues. Are You Rich? Why do You prefer "Real Men" ...why don't You like Me? So write me a wee Poem.....or give me a wee Squeeze.....or it is the Probe for You :( Now...what to wear.

All this talk of big rockets and bagpipes has made me hungry... for hotdogs and mozzarella sticks. I laugh while you try to hold your crew together... Not all the men are foolish enough to leave me... I have the manly goateed zhounder here with me and the bubble blowing l8rdaze. They know that leather and chocolate pudding are good for them. I am disappointed in DHolman.... I may have to dance harder to make him see my way...... Hmmm....and Buzz is not a substitute for Real Men he is merely a helper in the Quest.... 2 is better than I always say..... I promise no probing.....on gentle slaps...... come with me.

Damn Your Black Heart...and Your Black Leather Wearable Lounge Suite, Sweet! You will not be happy untill You get Your 3 Piece *sigh*. No! I will not come with You! I have a different Rythm to beat on My drum. Keep Your Men...I being Multi Gendered will keep My Boyz and Girlz...and this DHolman....who is definetly gonna get the Probe ...before School :) This Goated Zhounder...are You allowed to keep Grass Eating Creatures in Your Quadrant?...and the Bubble Blowing 18rdaze sounds too Young...is He a Toy Boy? If You Promise No Probing....only gentle slaps ....then You are not fit to be wearing the Leather You do. You would probably do better with a "Lazy Boy", than the Erotic Leather, Whip Wielding Image that You Portray. No! Under Your shiney, glistening, smoothe, sleek,firm,rounded, plump, Black Leather....You are all Springs!!! You are a ROBOT!!! You are "THE EBOT ROBOT" You are the Monstrosity of Renderosity!!! You are worser than Buzz Lastyear! You will win over NONE of MY CREW!!! Stick that in ya Gamma Quadrant!

ah, but the canadian has yet to present his card it would seem... soon m pets, for i accidently washed it with this morning's laundry. Might take a day or so to dry out, then I shall send off!

Wear Silk My Boy! Be a Man! Your Washing will Dry in no time . Hugz and a Kiss since You are ficticious...this must be the PDA that is inviting all these Spaced Studz sigh

ROCK AN ROLL! Those bastards at TELMEX wont bring back my phone line! Im must gatter the dudes at the arcade to beat the hell out of those autoritorian ass------. Hey! Commander! I want my freedom back, lands for our children, commun rights! a hamster! lots of rations! an albine roommate! And good englich spelling! Will work hard not to stay out of the net commander, and troopers, plase enjoy the freedom that you all got, for our children!

Money, I have not. My wealth is in words. I braid the strands Of verb and noun Into a plait of verse. Relax upon your silken couch, In my lap rest your weary head, Lend your ear to my soothing voice, I'll smooth your furrowed brow With gentle, cooling hand. Submit yourself to slumber, My arms around you as you dream. Here is your Little Ditty, Commander. I hope I have hereby proven my worth. The Moody One has tempted me to the dark side but my heart has been entranced by the HC who is a real man as he is capable of handling 20 Foxy Babes with skill! I would ask one favor, Dear Commander. I would like the fictious one as a playmate for my amusement.

Slip of over eager fingers, I meant the Ficticious One. The Canadian Rebel Wrapped in Silk:)

Ooo....Cal...shaking head sadly you wish to have to share you man with 20 other Foxy Babes? You wish to be part of a harem.... The others have been brainwashed but I think there is hope for you... The young boy from Canada may be difficult for you spaceman Tedz....you should leave him to me....he was a faithful servant to me....so eager to leave me now? I suspect he may be trouble for you as well.... sniff sniff.... Je He has already tasted the darkside.... he was my favorite amongst my many pet males...... I think you may regret taking him on.... Excuse me I must take leave now....the thought of losing my young boy hurts to much.....

Ah, Michelle, I wish to win him away from the other Foxy Babes and keep him for my very own. Shhhh, don't tell anyone. You and I may need to talk if we both wish to retain the Canadian boy. Perhaps we can make peace and share him?

Hmmm.....I think we can work out a deal....I would be more than willing to share his sweet cheeks with you as long as I do not lose him completely.... sigh..... good luck with Spaceman Tedz.... You may have a difficult time wresting him away from those others........

WoW! So, this is the Fictious that Brenda has been speaking of...hmmmm ..probably has no stamina left if He has been with Lust Badyear + the 3 Piece Suite One. Right...here goes! Lombardo...get the Dudes from the Arcade...I will help You kick Authoritarin Ass! You want a Hamster...right...You can look after jwdell's "Raven One". You want to share a Cabin with a Blonde...no problem...I will ask the PDA to move over in Our Space Bunk. Caledonia....You have Won my Heart, and You have Won Ficticious, but not My Silk...he will be Your plaything...Your New Squeeze...thank You for the Poem...Verse doth soothe the Savage Beast...the clickety click...the 666 that is within. Now, in Your Sweet Verse "Your Arms around Me while I Dream" ...should I ask the PDA and Lombardo to top and tail...there is only so many that can fit into a Space Bunk. Do You Play the Bagpipes in Bed? here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty....sigh No ID# and She has just gone into My Hot Top 20 Foxy Babes...I hope it is not Roger....who lives next Door...He plays Bagpipes and wears a Tartan Skirt :) Now, back to Sour Grapes Michelle ...ha ha... I have Your Studz ...You Ears will be so Bare, unadorned ...ha ha...I have Your Sleepers...there is nothing hanging from Your Lobe. Poor Moody Moderator ....all Her Men have been sent to the Vet. She now must get Her Kick's on Route 66, She Can't Get No Satisfaction, though She is Ever Ready! Stay with Me...My Lovelies...I will get a bigger Space Bunk. Do NOT be Her Slave! Do NOT Be Her Pet! Do NOT get taken to the Vet! Tell Her to.....Buzz Off!

...zzzzzzz... Huh! whats goin on! I seem to have fallen asleep at my post, sorry sir,I was a little drained by that last probe. Was that really the Raven haired Moderator in that catholic schoolgirl outfit or just a very pleasant dream? How's a poor guy supposed to work in such conditions? This simply will not do... Tenten, More mushrooms please...

Hey.... I haven't gone by "TOY-BOY" in some time. AHHH those WERE the DAZE!!!! Seems like yesterday...I was supplyin' the inhabitants of sector 68.5 with a whole bunch of the now discontinued BSD (Body Stimulust Device). Then came the WHAM-O 4 play series (DAMN THAT RECALL!) Hey it only fried HALF the population! It was hastily replaced by the (new & improved) BUZZ model. Talk about WHOA...I earned bucho creds on that one and couldn't keep 'em in stock! The BUZZ is now a COLLECTOR'S wet dream (I hear ya can get'em USED on Z-BAY) But I'd watch out if I were you!!!

Who dare to call the great zhounder a slave to anyone!? I serve the Moody Moderator by choice. MY choice! I am slave to no one. As for me being at the vet, I was simply checking on this commander's [and I use the term loosely] PUSSY cat. Died from lack of strokes the Dr. did say. Left behind for it had no ID I fear. Oh Great Moderator, shall I slay this rogue of a commander for pussy neglect?

Come here my daring and handsome men, yes l8r and zhounder you have proven your love for me.....I am so lucky to have you....I am so saddened that Commander Tedz would try to destroy and take away all that I have worked so hard for.... it's bad enough he has stolen the loyalties of my youthful love ficticious...promised him to the young girl as a plaything....but when he tries to turn the heads of my charming forum followers by displaying his manly beauty disguised as Brenda.... Well someone needs to take a razor to those hairy legs of his.... Does this not prove he is evil?...that he has a borg instinct that wants to takeover all?.... He has even sent me coded messages designed to make me succumb to his charms.... but I am stronger than that... My leather corset was designed to stay on unless removed by the right hands.... Hmmm....pussy neglect indeed!....that is awful...he probably probed that poor pussy before he booted it out the door and left it to the dogs.... No zhounder, do not slay him yet.....I must think.... hmmm....Buzz calls for me.....

You're indeed the most sauvage "Moderator" I ever heard about, Michelle... otherwise... as long as we can ask ourself "Who watch the watchers ?" we can ask as much: "Who/What can moderate a moderator ?" You just gave us the answer to this intriguing question... Thank You ! ;-)

ZZZ....ZZZZ.... A mediterranean night of fire, dance, music, wine and light, the crew in a restaurant next to beach. Love, peace, culture and beauty. The "Dolce far Niente". We won't find nothing better in the Universe... zzzz..zzz...

I've been trying to mud wrestle ficticious for quite some time...perhaps he can be persuaded to share those very toite buns by offering him a shmoke and a pancake? Waffle and a shigar? Crepe and a pipe? Bong and a blintz? No? Ok.

sauvage Moderator I am confused....Does this mean you think I am an Amazon Chick? Do you think I am a Man Eater?....hmmm...well only as an after dinner snack.... I am loving and kind hearted..... sob sob sob

GET OFF MY SHIP! You Buzzard! Buzz Off! Go see Your Non-Doctor Friend! Go see Steeley Dan ...the Rocket Man...before I take a Buzz Saw to Your Ankles, and bring You down a Peg....damn ...when My PDA Sleeps in...She really Sleeps in :( Where are MY Babes to Defend Me? Where is Caledonia? Still adjusting Her Sporran...still getting Her Oats? Where is My Russian Space Soyuz Specialist? Have You slept in as well? Are You Sleeping in with My PDA? The Ship hasn't left Yet...but I am deeply disturbed :(

HERE I AM, TO DEFEND YOUR DREAMS, HC ! POLY PILLOW ! We'll make a deal 4 sure with this gorgeous leather-wrapped lady... just throw out the BUZZ and keep all the rest... A suite cabin with a ratto inside will make her feeling better, I'm sure ! If I'm wrong you can hang me by the mainmast... my beloved HC !

hhuuuush hush m'captain ... here u have your hot cocoa and a fairy tale for it is full moon tonight with a total eclipse ... all the charm and fantasy are yours ... now relax while i'm watching from sandman's land ;0]

I am Your Hush Puppy, My Sweet Cocoa Making Thang, that You are Tania. Yes...a Full Moon...though I am used to many Moons...part of the reason why I have the Hot Top 20...so, Yes...I have been troubled...the Cocoa will soothe... I am now convinced that Caledonia...is My Neighbor next Door, in Foxton...I could hear Him looking at Me this Morning as I hung My Space Suit on the Line....next to 5 Pairs of Smalls, as this is my way of Showing who is in the Hot Top 5. I am worried that Polly Pillow may want one of the Moody Moderators Crackers! Does Polly want a Cracker? Is Cal the Neighbor Next Door? Who's Smalls will be on the Line Tomorrow? Will My PDA ever Return? Will the Russian Lady ever appear? Tune into the next exciting Instalment. Now, Dear Tania....My Cocoa.....and, You can do a wee Riverdance for Me...just like on the "Foist Voyage" ....it almost Won You the "Pepe la Pue" Award. *sigh*

i am here dear HC- seems i was zapped in the head by some unknown assailant & have been laid out in the bowels of the ship, thankfully jwdell's deamon seed Raven found me- i see you have met my many invited spaced studz-i was so hoping they'd come & join the fun- *waves to the guys* do i hear bagpipes?

A Flower For You My Dear PDA. A Scent to drive You Wild, whilst You.....and I, await these ....er....Studz :) A wee sip of Cocoa perhaps?

OOOOOOOOOOK... trying to even his breathing Let me see if I have this right ... muscles begin to tense ... did I ... fingers flex or did I not hear an order to ... pupils dilate throw the lucious leather clad Mod who was packing shudder a catholic school girl outfit ... off this ship?! Adrenaline rising Is that .... optically implanted laser sights coming on-line Is that what I heard!! sound of multiple safeties dis-engaging Answer me!!!!! IS THAT WHAT I FREAKING HEARD!!!!!! Ooooo yea ... Mike, I think we might have to tap that tanker full of whoopass I brought along a lot sooner than I expected. -=>Donald

Ooh! This Man excites Me! Is this the One who wears the School Girl Unifoirm? Shirley Knot.

come now boyz, sipping her cocoa laced with caffeine, if you want to rescue your ravenhaired moderator from Planet Putrid you will need to slay BuzzLastYear- do you not hear him closing in? bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ooooo.... I think my hero has arrived....! Forget the young studz....mmmm....tall dark and handsome is here! Donald you muscle bound hunka hunka I promise a dance just for you....flashes a bit of thigh and flutters eyelashes seductively.....

What is going on here? Who let the Raven Haired Moody Moderator in...I thought She was at the Upholsterer's. And, who let all the Flies in? The Only thing Buzz is good for is Cappuchinno! Shooooo! Get rid of the Flies! Buzz off. Now the entire Flight Deck is vibrating.....the Studz are popping everywhere. My Martini has turned to Yoghurt, but.....I still have all the Babez and the Boyz, and still the Raven Haired Hussy, Hustles Half Heartedly, for the Heros of My Harem ....ha ha.BUZZZZZZZZ

IMPOTENT COMMUNICATIONS FROM THE PLANET P.U.T.R.I.D.

!!!We are monitoring your communications!!!

Commander tUdz -.-

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