"Geordi I find it hard to believe 20th Century Humans used small rodents to control their computers"

"But Geordi .. if I am to become more human, then I MUST route all my logic circuits via my posi-privates. Did you not say that Commander Riker always thinks with his di*k?"

"Data, you fitted an emotion chip - OF COURSE you're getting worry lines, now put the compact away!"

"Geordi, do YOU know what an EPS conduit is?"

"Geordie, It this what it means to be human? To feel desire for a container of gigantic plastic bosoms?"

"While feeling emotions is...interesting, I'm sure I shouldn't be getting a double-polaroid over an item of electronic equipment" Obviously ya a'' know what a double-polaroid is :)

"According to my readings, the Captain's missing goldfish is in the third sphereoid from the bottom"

"Heh - if I hold it this way up it reads 'HELLO' :)"

"Geordi, look I've finally beaten Pokemon 3000"

"What do you mean this has been a 7-year long holodec simulation???" Actually I must admit that I've long since left behind any similarity to sanity and am doing this more for the [ahem] "fun" of it (read:- this is a nicer way of letting off steam after some tough days. More competitions like this, preferably with less useful prizes)

"Data, if you screw your eyes up & look at it sideways it looks like Captain Pickards bum"

"If you cross your eyes just...'so'... you can see a 2160's vacumm cleaner, in colour!"

"Apparently Anoushka has now joined the Antarctic 'Big Brother' house" (helps if you know she was evicted from the UK house then ended up in the Australian house a few weeks later, unexpectedly...)

hehehe it is fun just trying to make them up :) "Geodi, if you press the red buttons all together, you can make peoples underwear jump 3 feet to the right"

"Look, if I could remeber where I last had the keys then they wouldn't be lost"

Especially with the funny ones. At least - so I imagine [G]. "Bars of soap of that magnitude make me question the intended mission duration."

"In the lonely void of space 'Musical Chairs' became a popular past-time, even without the chairs"

"Data - help! I think there's a huge spider climbing up my leg..."

"Something that always puzzled me Data - since your form is artificial why DON'T you look like 'The Terminator'? I know I would if I were a robot"

"What do you mean you dress to BOTH SIDES ????"

"The annual meeting of the Gerry Anderson fan club reveals dwindling membership"

Looking at the image, searching for inspiration my mind turned to the "Great Masters" of art. You know - one-eared dude, some Frenchie called "Money", those kinds of people. And it struck me as odd that the phrase "Great Masters" has such different connotations than "Great Mistresses".

"Geordi it would seem you were right - it wasn't wise to play with my tricorder in the bath"

"You know, my agent PROMISED me that I wouldn't get typecast"

"No - you go on the away trip Geordi, I wish to remain pale and interesting" (an homage to any other Poser users that go bright red if shown a picture of a nearby star)

"But Geordi, isn't it supposed to make that horrible screeching noise when you press all the buttons?"

"mumble mubmle favourite animal mubmble muble your pornstar name... Hey, Geordi - I'd be Rodger Ram-Jet!"

"Geordi my Microsoft Windows 3000 OS has just crashed, please boot me in the behind to get it started again"

"All I know is, if we don't have a good idea of what we want before they get here then Lawrence Lewellwyn-Bowen will turn this place into a 'purple passion palace' from hell.!

...and along the same lines... "According to Feng Shui principles, we need a black leather recliner...there, a glass-and-chrome table...here... and a six-foot high green gherkin with an eyeball in that corner over there" (Just feel lucky I plumped for the work "gherkin")

Ouch! Goddess help us if Windoze is still around then. I expect by 3000 for us to have re-written history (as civilisations tend to) to gloss over the fact that it ever existed. the existance of Windows will be "lost to the annals of time". Or something. "...one thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine [incredibly quick counting] two thouand - coming, ready or not!"

"Data! didn't I tell you to stop reading Bash.org qoutes and get back to work?!" hehe...

"Actualyl I had a nice almost chair-like lower section that glided along beautifully. It's in the shop, I'm only balancing on these cheap sticks until it's had the balls stuck back on it and I can return to my balleticly elegant mobility"

"Oh Geordi - I thought you LIKED my jokes?"

"Even in these enlightened times, it's easy to look down on those with lower Megahertz ratings :("

"No Geordi, it is not electric sheep that I dream of" Looks like the kid is wearing out along with my inspiration - you may well be spared any more today if fortune is smiling upon you :)

"Geordi, come here. I have found nude images of Tasha and Counselor Troi on the internet."

"Geordi this is most disturbing. I have found many fan fiction stories online that indicate a homo-erotic relationship between Capt. James T. Kirk and Ambassador Spock."

"Geordie, I believe you altered the upper limbs IK settings in my sub-routine ... I am unable to bend my arm to the correct angle to allow me to access the key pad on this device. I suggest you refrain from drinking alcohol when you perform my off-line systems check ... asshole."

"I'm sorry Levar, it's nothing personal, but my career is going down the toilet without Star Trek. Once you're out of the way, Reading Rainbow will be mine!"

'I liked it so much, I bought the company...'

"Captain? I was just talking to Geordi and... well, I'm afraid I bored him stiff, sir :("

Forget Deanna - where are the nude pics of Ms Yar, exactly? :)

"Be careful Data! My spider sense is tingling..."

"Data pretended not to notice Geordi's new sports bra"

"Easy listening music played constantly in the Engine Room was having its effect"

"Data I'm shocked! You'll be in big trouble if the Captain catches you out of uniform Go and put some shoes on immediately!"

"I tell you it was THIS BIG!"

Only Smarties have the answer.

I think there should be a second prize, for the worst entry :)