"Who?" "Who3d" "3d who?" "No, who3d." "What?" "No....who." "Who what?" "Who3d!!!" ;) I am so very old.

"I really hate recreating these scenes for conventions!"

You're lucky. I was born near a town called "Ware". True. People dread going there with me, or stories of previous trips.

"Careful Data! You shouldn't really consider Dumb and Dumber as viable role models."

"Data - have you seen Deanna's knitting antwhere? I had it one second and then... gone!"

"That's odd. These reading will only indicate '42'"

"As lava lamps were never regulated, addiction became a larger and larger problem"

"Geordi, I believe I've arrived at a solution. Please assist me in testing it out. Pull my finger."

"Oh Data Data Data! You don't ever have to seize up like this - just remember that your hair is your emergency lubrican repository!"

"Data. DATA. DATA!!!...Oh very funny. Can somebody turn that thing on before we go for a shoot?"

"We're caught in the middle of a war between the Romulan Genocide Brigade and the Cyclonian Meditational Yeomen Killers - how on earth can we get reconcile their differences?"

Geordi. . . perhaps this should not surprise me as an android, but it does: my tricorder has spontaneously become sentient and is now addressing me as 'MaMa'.

DATA!! NO!! That one bites and I'm out of spare fingers.

LOL! (Mama) Like they keep using transporter and holodeck technology too (how mant times before they finally ban those things???)

"How do you do it Data? Clothes just hang off you..."

"Argh - Did you want cheese with that whine Data?" (Would Geordi be sarcastic?)

"Members of the cast stood in for their waxwork dummies today. Sadly, no-one noticed..."

(whispered through gritted teeth) "It's the last time I do a 'Doctot Who' convention"

"These shoes are hell on my arches :("

"Until we can effect repairs at a starbase, it would seem the only way to put the ship into reverse is to invert the core..."

"According to these readings Geordi, It is a core leak that has caused the inflamation of our lower quarters after all." Geordi>"Damn! I knew it!"

Geordi catches Data dialing that 1-900 number again "No Brent, that's my cellphone" Damn, is this a level 6 or a level 8 diagnostic "Oh shit, it's Geordi. Dax, I'll have to call you back" "Hello? Check. Money Order. Geordi, this is broken." "Hurry up Data. I've really gotta pee."

"Data, the warp core is no place to store the songs for your mp3 player."

my first idea: http://www.renderosity.com/viewed.ez?galleryid=442138&Start=1&Sectionid=0&filter_genre_id=0&WhatsNew=Yes

oh boy... Admin! can we have that last removed?

Yes, indeed we can... Kev.

Just a short note tho say that it wasn't Webvogel's comment that was in question. I didn't see it here but I do have a feeling what it was. Probably something similar to the (currently last) one posted in my gallery.

yup sorry Webvogel, my comment was not posted 'cos of you... a racist remark was entered.. and removed.

"Yeh, Data .. well, I think the new humour sub-routine is malfunctioning. Now, deflate your trousers and get back to work."

ADMIN ALERT! idiot message needs killing

Looks as if the message has been terminated. Good going, mods!!!

Ok I was deleted farang's last comment and I promise he will not be coming back - at least for 24 hours :) ladynimue

Uh, ladynimue, I think you better check the gallery post...:( sigh There's always one, isn't there?

yep, looks like 'farnang' has a serious case of CRI

Thanks everyone - I just received the message about the Gallery comment - it too has been removed. I really appreciate everyone's help on catching this :) ladynimue

The reason why I didn't request the gallery comment(s) deleted is that to me it says more about the sender than of anybody else. Now farang may be african-american or not, it may be ironical or not. Personally I didn't like it, and I believe it was indeed against the TOS. On the other hand it is sometimes a balance to steer clear of cencorship while still protecting people from attacks. I dunno. I feel fine that the comments are removed but to me it was more like a kid crying Sht or dckhead or the like :o) But of course if I was black I'd probably feel different.

"Beware, it's a Star Trek pic."

Hehe Do you really want me to add that one too?

Oops - did I type that out loud? Yeah why not - SOMEONE might find it funny How's the plan going BTW - you decided whether to put it to the vote or go for "the judges decision is final" type choice?

It'll be a voting page :) All done actually, except that I continue to add more things to vote for as they appear. I'll release the link to it once the deadline is due :o) There are far too many I like for me alone to decide G

What worries me is that c1rcle and I made practically the same joke at the same time (14:16) two days ago. Spooky. What pleases me is how readily Trek fans can poke fun at the show - I was a little worried originally that humour COULD be taken "the wrong way".

that is spooky :) unless it's just a case of great minds thinking alike ;) hehehe

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