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Subject: WHY DOES MICHAEL HAVE VICTORIA'S GENITALS?!?!


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NVITWS ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 12:43 PM · edited Fri, 20 September 2024 at 12:50 PM

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I am ANGRY at DAZ. I am so angry, I could just about RANT! For MONTHS and MONTHS DAZ has allowed us to believe whatever we wanted to believe about Michael 3. They never told us that when you turn off the genitals option in Poser, **Mike is very similar to Vicky down there!** This is wrong. A man is supposed to have more polygons in certain areas. Look at the comparison picture I have provided as evidence of this nefarious deception. I'm sorry about the censorship patches, but I am posting from a hotel in Tokyo, where I am attending a fugu sushi chef convention. I was advised that it is forbidden in Japan to transmit close-up images of genital meshes unless some sort of censor blur or patch is applied. But many of you are experts with Photoshop and can remove the patches. If not, just trust me, Mike has Vicky's penis if you uncheck the "genitals" option in Poser! I DEMAND a refund! OK, so I haven't bought Michael 3 yet, but that's only because *THEY WON'T LET ME YET!* But when I buy him, I'm going to ask for my money back. Or at least I am going to ask for a penis which is worth my hard, hard earned money. For MONTHS and MONTHS I have been expecting a penile appendage built from the ground up, not from just a few of Victoria's vertices moved around to look like a bulge. I am so mad. Very, very mad. Why, I'm so mad I could just about make irrelevant, boorish, snide remarks about Utah and the LDS faith! I would just like to say that I am upset about this, and I'm not going to take it anymore!


SamTherapy ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 1:04 PM

You owe me a new monitor. (Note to self - do not read while drinking) :)

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fauve ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 1:08 PM

sporfles


geep ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 1:15 PM

LOLOL!!! @ SamTherapy ... and ... Ditto !!! ;=]

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mit123 ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 1:16 PM

'I have been expecting a penile appendage built from the ground up' ROFL


shazz501 ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 1:23 PM

"But when I buy him, I'm going to ask for my money back" LMAO


geep ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 1:30 PM

re: mit123's post Is THAT why they call it a third ... ... ... ? ... nevermind. ;=] <------------- (has mind in the gutter) (as usual)

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Puntomaus ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 1:52 PM

Oops, Catharina, I believe NVITWS has made a joke ;-).

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geep ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 1:52 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's MORE "wireframe" porno. Oh NOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo................ ;=]

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cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

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Lyrra ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 1:57 PM

..... humour? oh well I guess so ....



mit123 ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 2:04 PM

'I am stupid I know but I try to be as you all' Woottooossshhhh!!! Thats the sound of being bi*chslapped by Catharina lol


NVITWS ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 2:12 PM

Lyrra the unamused mused: "..... humour? oh well I guess so ...." Yes, dear. It seemed like a good time for a little of that around here. ;-)


xoconostle ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 2:20 PM

Creepy Clown pops up in the most interesting places sometimes...


mit123 ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 2:26 PM

Dearest Catharina I in no way at all meant that you were bitchy. My observation was that I thought you could give as well as you got. And that particular phrase seemed to put everyone in their place. :)


DCArt ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 2:41 PM

M3 has an awfully long nose! (Oh ... wait ... that was the OTHER thread) .... Never mind!



fauve ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 2:45 PM

"Is THAT why they call it a third ... ... ... ?" Naw, for that, Geep, you need the RDNA Adrian prop. That thing hangs down to his knees... and that's on a chilly day! runs


mit123 ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 2:51 PM

Fauve, yeah I have that problem Also runs


geep ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 2:55 PM

LMAO! @ fauve and mit123 ....... ;=]

runs even faster --------------------------------------------------------------------------------> (poof!)

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cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

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mit123 ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 3:00 PM

I don't know how it is in the US but in the UK the word poof is synonimous(sp?) with gay. Looks like Geep just ran really fast after a little poof. *note I will remove this if deemed offensive


orangeparty ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 3:11 PM

I agree with NVITWS - the genitals look the same -shouldn't Vickie's clown nose be pink and Michael's blue? I think I'm going to ask for my money back and then not buy M3, I'm that upset! And another thing - when is V4 coming out? I've been waiting patiently for 3 days now, and no word - I think someone at DAZ needs to start cracking some whips. Rob


geep ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 3:17 PM

Ahem ...
clears throat

Let me clarify.

First, I am not in the UK (but have been there), so I am well aquainted with some of the anomolies that you Brits have in your vernacular such as being "knocked up in the morning" when a "wake-up" call is requested, etc.

Or, a "fag" being a cigarette ...

Why don't you guys just speak English? ;=]

clears throat again
(with noticable strain)

Secondly, my little poof! represents a "disappearing-act" such as one would see at a magic show.

clears throat yet again
(with even more noticable strain)

Thirdly, the term "gay" used to be synonomous with happy, which I try to be most of the time; happy, that is.

My how times have changed.
Remember when aids were things that helped you?
You know, like band-aids, kool aid, teachers aide, nurses aide, drafting aids, etc.

Now it's something that can kill you. ;=[

It's all part of my IOUDAB theory.

cheers, (anyhoo)
dr geep
;=]

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cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

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mit123 ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 3:35 PM

Most noticably missing from the list was of course Marital Aid But then you do seem a little hot under the collar just now ;)


mit123 ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 3:52 PM

Of course one had tea at 5. But its nearly 10.00 here now. Notice I use the royal 'one' cos I'm a Brit (or is it that I'm a bit of a ....., well the word is not off topic in this thread)


SamTherapy ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 4:00 PM

I always wondered about you, Geep. Whether or not you were Mercan or Brit, that is. :) You seem to have a grip of our slang, well, most of the time. :D By the way, my (ex) gf and a lot of my friends are American, so no, I don't say "fag" for cigarette. I do, however, drink tea. :P

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pdxjims ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 5:01 PM

God! All these poofs! Which is another Brittish slang word for "gay". So is "Ginger beer", which I will never understand.

Why is it when M3 genitals get displayed, everyone turns "Gay"? If this continues, I may have to take action (like ask everyone for a date - grin).

Back on topic: It looks as if the old Mike genitalia and the new ones have about the same number of polys. The difference is in the boning (I can't believe I typed that). More control over the polys, more posing potential, but not much more morphing potential.

14 days to go.

..................Poof! (and I qualify!)


SamTherapy ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 5:18 PM

Ginger Beer is Cockney rhyming slang for Queer.

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fauve ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 5:20 PM

"The difference is in the boning" For the first time, I have literally sprayed my monitor with what I was drinking. Thank you, pdxjims. And Deecey, that's just Mike3's special "Richard Nixon Digital Clone" morph pack. ;-)


geep ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 5:20 PM

Mercan. ;=]

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dr geep ... :o]

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xoconostle ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 5:24 PM

"And Deecey, that's just Mike3's special "Richard Nixon Digital Clone" morph pack. ;-)" Tricky Dicky!


pdxjims ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 5:42 PM

Oh Mama! Catherina, you are a temptress (grin). It's a good thing I live on the other side of the world. Otherwise I'd be looking for my morph setting. "Richard Nixon Digital Clone" OMG! I hope no one uses the current resident in the White House as a euphemism for V3's special parts. I wouldn't want to insult a high quality Daz model like that! Ya know, for such a conservative party, the Republicans always seem to have names like that... go figure (grin).


SamTherapy ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 5:48 PM

"I hope no one uses the current resident in the White House as a euphemism for V3's special parts." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ad infinitum.

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geep ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 5:56 PM

LMAO @ Sam. ;=]

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cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

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maclean ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 6:00 PM

Well, I've spent too much of my life working with Americans to ever say 'fag' for cigarette. But I do occasionally baffle them by saying 'oily' instead. (Oily = oily rag = fag = cigarette). We have a good one in scotland which some of my English friends don't know - 'gregs' for spectacles. (Gregory Pecks = specs). But in my misspent hippie youth I was sometimes asked by the local thugs "Haw! Ur yoo a poof, pal?". Usually just before they set about me with sticks and boots, unless I was quick enough (and I always was). NVITWS, Nice one! Now, are you going to reveal your secret identity or do we have to guess? mac


maclean ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 6:05 PM

Hmmm, catherina. You're in my time zone (italy), and you used the word 'basta' in another post. So, I'd guess slightly east of italy? pxjims, Could we call it a 'Clinton'? I mean, a 'Bush' would only partially describe it.... Oh well, as long as it doesn't become a 'Gore'. mac


geep ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 6:07 PM

It's pretty obvious, mac, whoever it is, they're just "clowning" around. ;=]

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dr geep ... :o]

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geep ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 6:09 PM

Do you mean ... "William the'Zipper'?" ;=?

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maclean ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 6:19 PM

Oh, I thought he was 'cloning' around. And, yeah, that's Bill 'Have A Cigar, Baby' Clinton. mac PS Is this thread OT or what?


SamTherapy ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 6:23 PM

"It's pretty obvious, mac, whoever it is, they're just "clowning" around. ;=]" I thought it was Dan Farr. :D Feck, sometimes I amaze myself.

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maclean ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 6:24 PM

Oh no! Not a Despucci!! I would NEVER mess with a Despucci. I might end up in the river with a cement overcoat. Ha-ha-ha! So, I was pretty near. A lot of the people in countries near italy speak a bit of italian. Like a lot of the Brits learn French at school. I've worked with a lot of Polish models. Very nice girls, usually. In the last 10 years, Italy has been full of models from the eastern countries. mac


SamTherapy ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 6:31 PM

"Oh no! Not a Despucci!! I would NEVER mess with a Despucci. I might end up in the river with a cement overcoat. Ha-ha-ha!" You wouldn't happen to know the Corleone family, huh? Truth is stranger than fiction, btw. "Cour de Lion"; strike any chords? Yup, he was a "cigarette", too. Catherina may be surprised to know that I can pronounce her name perfectly. But that's another story. :)

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geep ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 6:44 PM

Ok Sam, let's hear it. ;=]

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SamTherapy ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 7:04 PM

Simple,Geepy! Just bout anyting (there you see my Jamaican ancestry, just by omitting the "h"). I believe the lady's name is pronounced P'e'rsheshak. Not too difficult, IMO. You ever seen the name of the city which invented the European beer known as "Lager"? Plzn. Pronounced "Pilzen". Easy, ain't it? Of course, I could be wildly off target, but that ain't stopped me so far.

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SamTherapy ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 7:10 PM

Catharina, I have only the utmost respect for you; I do not want to find a horse's head in my bed. ;) My name and what I know, or not... Ask ilona. She knows the whole story. I can assure you, my name is nothing to do with any kind of therapy, though.

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maclean ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 7:17 PM

Ah well, catherina, I'm scottish, so I talk even more than the italians do. LOL. Sam, Were you a founding member of an Irish band by any chance? That's the only other therapy I know of. mac


who3d ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 7:22 PM

I'm very worried about the default positioning of the "Face Camera" with M3 selected :(


SamTherapy ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 7:30 PM

maclean - nope, but I do have a soft spot for the band you mentioned. My name is from a Bowie song, "Sons of the Silent Age", who apparently "listen to tracks by Sam Therapy and King Dice". My band is called "King Dice", so it seemed logical that I would be Sam Therapy. It kinda fits, too. Except I'm a much better singer than the Sam Therapy of Bowie's song. Not that it's any recommendation, of course.

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NVITWS ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 7:34 PM

mac asked: "NVITWS, Nice one! Now, are you going to reveal your secret identity or do we have to guess?"

Thanks! Well, let me just say that I'm happy that people saw the parody for what it was...only that. Most of you would recognize my usual screen name, seeing as how I'm a big fan or Renderosity and post frequently. I suspect that the site admins figured out who I am some time ago, but they've kindly not banned this obvious clone account. I'm tempted to "reveal," but I don't know... It might spoil the potential for any future NVITWS fun. I'm certainly not Dan Farr! Lemme think about it. If someone guesses correctly before this thread dies, gets moved, or becomes pathetic, I'll confess. Is that fair?

For the record, lemme just say that whenever I've made parodic posts (always to the OT forum in the past) the intention has NEVER been to be cruel. A tad biting perhaps, but with all due respect to the diversity of viewpoints that this site enjoys. OK, enough boring disclaimer.

mac also asked: "PS Is this thread OT or what?"

I guess so, but I chose to post here because of the rancor in this forum during the past week. I hoped some good-spirited levity would ensue, and thanks to our collective sense of humor, it did. I've gotta say, though, some of you guys are twice as funny as anything I wrote!


lobo75 ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 8:25 PM

Fine, I confess. I am NVITWS. Carry on forum readers.


lobo75 ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 8:35 PM

Actually i was joking, it aint me.


NVITWS ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 8:36 PM

lobo, lobo, lobo, such a joker. No, you are not I. I would never be able to be that short-winded, and besides, you don't have Creepy Clown. I wonder, though, do you have Victoria's genitals? I'm worried that the guessing game is going to annoy the admins, now, and I sure don't want to distress Catharina, so here are a couple of clues: I am male. My usual handle is a Mexican word that refers to an edible part of a type of cactus. Catharina, lobo75 is a friend of mine. He's joking. He's not me. I'll IM you and tell the truth. :-) Don't worry, admins, this won't go on for too long.


lobo75 ( ) posted Sun, 17 August 2003 at 8:40 PM

Yes I have her genitals. I use them for a nice little dinner purse on occasion.


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