Well, I am settling in very nicely at the Art Gallery, however, I must Produce at least One Reference, because they could not accept My Doctors Letter, that I had been Cured. Is it possible for a Professional, to perhaps send Me a wee Reference....or better still.....if You have some Certificate in Photography, either send a Copy....with the Title Professor Loony in it.....I would have had this Job in the Bag, if I had stuck to My Original Plan, and called Myself.... Michelle Amarante. Hope You can help Me. Professor Loony.

as i'm not a professional, i'm not sur if this counts as help. well, every time i had to give a wee reference, it was in a container and to a burly nurse. not sure how that will travel in the post. i think you'll have a difficult time trying to convince them you're michelle, maybe disposing of the hat may help. :))) LOL

lol, cool funny expression. !!!!!!!!! :O) !!!!!!

Hmmm, try calling a qack...that might help? LOL :o) Excellent image!

I have been seeing a Quack very regually....He suggested I see a Dentist.....however, both failed to realize....these are My Baby Teeth.....it is My Adult Teeth that are trying to get out....this makes My Baby Teeth protrude....now, what about a Reference????

I'm not a Professional...sorry. I'll give you a Reference though-- you have a great sense of humor! Jinx

Reference? certainly, I'll refer you to a bloody psychiatrist..... you shoulda known better than to visit Geordieland in the first place. Still, you're from Down South, what can we expect?!? he he he he (",) p.s. You could have called yourself anything you want, but in order to have a girls name we would have had to remove half of your brain....... ROFL. People, Sexism is gonna be the topic this month whether you like it or not ;)

Ooooooh Dear Geordie Maan! Oooooh...shake Me Bones Furuz....Broonsalroond! I would give My Body to the entire Toons Army, if I had half the Brain of Your Average Woman.....anyway Sweet Maan....I have had other things "removed"....but, like a persistent Wart....it keeps growing back...sigh...BIGGER!!!!!Zooooooooooooooooom! Aye! Yas! Aalreet, Ye are,now howay doon to the Boozah...Pet. Mwwwwwwwwwwwwwah! sigh

Tell em youre work is youre refrence. Some need to study art and photography and still produce eh, chips. You, dont need to proof anything. They just have to pay you, or find someone else with a diplome and found outt hat diplomes dont count in art. The horizontal knight

Horizontal Knight????? Is that a Sword?....or Your Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom sticking up in the Air????? Ooooooh Sir Kwopot....You should be called ...Sir Lance a Lot...sigh....must rush...I have a Class waiting...sigh.

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at the moment I lay down in my benchstudio. So my sword horizontal? ?:)

i'm afraid my professional reference isn't exactly what they may be looking for... but if you want i could send them a letter? (...the best disco i ever had... sigh)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Snoogums...*sigh*...just as well it is only a Virtual Love Bite....with these Choppers...I would Decapitate You!....still...it would be great for Limbo Competitions. Hey! Girlfriend....why don't You come and be My Ass istant...*sigh*....I thought for a Moment, that You had already Written the The Art Gallery.....for they handed Me, a Box of Latex Gloves.....for a moment, I thought You had blabbed about My Multi Genderness.....my Splendid Tenderness,My Clydesdale Horse Loving Carress....but....no....You have told no one....*sigh*...as it is a very "Private Affair" ....not all the 200,000 Members of Renderosity Tune in to the Continuing Story of Tedz and His Ever Lovin' Snoogums. *disco* *sigh* zzzzzzzzz

phew, aren't we glad Cyn aint French, what with all this talk about her letters.... (",)

letters....aye Pet! She makes a fine Sushi Salad with Her Letters...She got nice Tomatoes too Boyo...though She don't use the "e" in Her Tomatoes....making them Tomatos...You know what the Ham Shanks are like Boyo! Always trying to shorten the Queens English. Are You French Jordy? Ta ta.

French? No, I'm not one of those 'little mokeys' LOL..... (I don't know if you know enough about Geordieland to appreciate that one).... (",)