Secrets Revealed ~~~~~~ Another Expose from the Ace Reporter .....Muckie Waters. "Sooty Cynlee", whom Masquerades as a Graphic Artist, is actually a Self Employed Chimney Sweep. She has fooled everyone for Years with Her Slogan..... "Have Brush...Will Travel" Among Her Cliente are Sanity Clause and Easter Bunny. Father Christmas had this to say about Her. "Ho Ho Ho! Without Sooty Cynlee....I would never get down any Chimneys. She is worth Her Weight in Gold, and apart from the Permanent Tide Mark on Her grubby wee Neck, I would recommend Her to whiz up and down any Smoke Stack" Easter Bunny also had nice thing's to say about Her. "When Sooty Cynlee first came to do the Chimney in my Burrow....I thought She was a Panda Bear... however, She brushed up and down to Perfection.....even Dental Flossing the Chimney". If You want a Portrait....see a Painter.....if You want to Blow Smoke rings..... see Sooty Cynlee. You didn't hear it from Me. Muckie Waters.

The smudgey Thumb :]

Are you trying to soil her reputation.... oh wait she's already soiled.... Poor girl needs a bath.... she has to be sweet smelling for her hot date with the illegal alien... Psssttt... I thinks he's from Mexico... he looked a little blue though, maybe she's squeezing him to tightly between her silky thighs.....

No.....not from Mexico....but I believe on the last Thigh Squeeze, the wee Aliens nozzle came loose....sigh....and with a sigh and a whoooooooosh....it is now believed the wee Blue Fella is in Madagascar. Soil Sooty's Reputation? Never!!! I am sure She will Scrub up just fine and Dandy. She is one helluva Sweep :]

Hmmm, still not sure what secret to reveal here..... what to do,,, what to do,,,,,,. great shot cyn. great thumb Tedz.

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!! smears self with blueberry sparkley secret what's going on here?... tsk, tsk... no wonder my ears were burning! oh sh*t ...oppp.. sorry, live ashes in my ear!!! ah.. sigh... tis true, Cinderella was my grandmother, & i got willed the job of chimmneysweep... hehe, a fine secret vantage point too! when you thought no one was around, i was peeking from the fireplace!!... :] hehe... hey muckie.. whisper, whisper, whisper thank goodness i tied a string to my blue fella... still pulling him in... & quit talking about my thighs! blush

Oohhh...I am so sorry to mention Your Thighs....it is just that the MODERATOR mentioned Your Silky Thighs....I did not go that far....yet, You chastise poor wee Muckie Waters. Come wee Sooty....let Me run You a Tepid Bath , with a touch of Turpentine and Paint Thinner....soon You will be bright as a Button. Meoooooooooow! Mwwwwwwwwah!

....ahhhh yes...Silky thighs...that is all I heard....yes- yes --- what were we talking about?????

lol !!!!!!!!!!! #:O) !!!!!!!!!

i'm sooooooooo soooooooooooooooty... can i have bubbles & sweet smelling oils instead tedzy? flutter, flutter

C'mon Sooty...scrub in the rub a dub tub...flutter flutter...with a wee bit of Cod Liver Oil to keep You smelling goooooooooood....splash sigh