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Subject: Phallus Dei

pwiecek opened this issue on Jul 22, 2004 ยท 18 posts
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pwiecek ( ) posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 12:55 AM ยท edited Thu, 07 November 2024 at 6:57 AM

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Why didn't you just name this product "Penis of god"?

Foxseelady ( ) posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 2:10 AM

What'd I miss?

SeanMartin ( ) posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 2:11 AM

WEll, see, say it in another language, preferably a dead one, gives it a certain... hmm... panache, I suppose.

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Dizzie ( ) posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 3:11 AM

"Why didn't you just name this product "Penis of god"?" because God doesn't have a penis...it's a human thing... Phallus 1. Genus of fungi having the cap or pileus hanging free around the stem 2: the male organ of copulation

pwiecek ( ) posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 4:00 AM ยท edited Thu, 22 July 2004 at 4:13 AM

Dei

  1. god Take a look at the ship. It doesn't LOOK like a mushroom to me.

Message edited on: 07/22/2004 04:13

pwiecek ( ) posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 4:36 AM

...and just in case anyone misunderstands, I LOVE the name.

Simderella ( ) posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 5:23 AM

reminds me of The Lexx, and The Lexx is extremely phallic!! LOL

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FyreSpiryt ( ) posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 6:37 AM

You know, if I were a guy, I wouldn't want to pilot a ship named the "Phallus Dei". People would think I was compensating for something.

Lucifer_The_Dark ( ) posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 6:47 AM

LOL I'm surprised someone hasn't complained about this or had it pulled from the store. It took long enough for someone to notice there's a giant space willy in the store hahahahahahaha

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pwiecek ( ) posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 8:09 AM ยท edited Thu, 22 July 2004 at 8:11 AM

" reminds me of The Lexx, and The Lexx is extremely phallic!! LOL"

By that measure, the Lexx flew backward and ejaculated from the rear LOL

Message edited on: 07/22/2004 08:11

randym77 ( ) posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 8:36 AM

LOL! Well, the product description does say it's "multipurpose." Maybe it doubles as sex toy for Vicky. ;-)

pakled ( ) posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 12:16 PM

NVIATWAD?..;) hmmm..maybe they should have used 'yoni' or 'lingam'..;)

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iamonk ( ) posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 12:54 PM

"Ejaculated from the rear"? I didn't need a mental picture like that.

garblesnix ( ) posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 2:23 PM

God doesn't have a penis. She has a vagina.

pwiecek ( ) posted Thu, 22 July 2004 at 6:36 PM

"Ejaculated from the rear"? "I didn't need a mental picture like that." Of course you don't need a mental picture. You can see a REAL one just by watching the lead-in for the show. Its on the SciFi channel in the early morning. I'm not sure which night.

Foxseelady ( ) posted Fri, 23 July 2004 at 1:08 AM

OMG lol I was thinking that was what you meant that's just too funny!

hauksdottir ( ) posted Sat, 24 July 2004 at 2:43 AM

It is soooooo good to be back! :) Flying space penises with blue headlights and warp drives... where is Woody Allen when he is most needed? Carolly

AntoniaTiger ( ) posted Sat, 24 July 2004 at 2:49 AM

Is the ship's computer a Wang? (The second Austin Powers movie does the whole thing much better...)

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