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Subject: Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down by David Letterman


Ardiva ( ) posted Thu, 19 August 2004 at 5:46 PM · edited Fri, 02 August 2024 at 7:01 AM

I couldn't believe my ears when I heard these! lol ----------------------------------- 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction. 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus. And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped, . . . . . You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."



ysvry ( ) posted Thu, 19 August 2004 at 8:37 PM
LinaBug ( ) posted Fri, 20 August 2004 at 12:25 AM

lol That last one is very amusing.


TheBryster ( ) posted Fri, 20 August 2004 at 6:54 PM
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ROTFLMAO

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Quest ( ) posted Sat, 21 August 2004 at 2:22 AM

So Id say: What happened to that stretch Limo you said you had? All I see it a Volkswagen with two flat tires! ;D


LeeEvans ( ) posted Sat, 21 August 2004 at 8:51 AM

Quest.... OUCH! ROFLMAO


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