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Subject: This is very sad !!! :(

Kemal opened this issue on Aug 31, 2004 · 23 posts
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Kemal ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 5:00 AM · edited Fri, 27 December 2024 at 7:47 PM

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It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news.

Please join me in remembering a great icon
of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man that never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but later life was filled with turnovers.

He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of
his dough on half-baked schemes, despite being a little
flaky at some times, he still, as a crusty old man, was
considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

He, he.

draculaz ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 5:22 AM

roflmao

Gog ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 6:07 AM

ROTFL

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RodsArt ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 6:43 AM

ROTFLMAO!

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drawbridgep ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 6:50 AM

Ha! Best tag line ever!

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griffoso ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 7:03 AM

very sad indeed but from what I hear he was rolling in the dough so I feel his relatives are too.. GOOD ONE!! ROTFLMAO!!!

TheBryster ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 7:24 AM
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This one takes the biscuit! ROTFLMAO!

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

Jcleaver ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 7:40 AM

The eulogy was a little too syrupy for me. LOL!


Ornlu ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 8:36 AM

That's the punniest thing I ever read.

johnyf ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 9:02 AM

Having a job to hold back the tears! lol...never has anything upset me quite so much!

_Fredzz_ ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 10:28 AM

thats crunchy LOL

dbowers22 ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 10:51 AM

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Little known fact. Originally a coffin was a type of pie made in a square pan. The undertakers stole the word. If Doughboy were stuffed with apples, I'll bet he would make some mighty fine eats.


pakled ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 12:40 PM

man..this has been around a while..at least since the 90's..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

Jcleaver ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 12:45 PM

The joke, or Bryce 5? ;> We like things that have been around for a while, obviously!


MoonGoat ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 1:36 PM

I WAS GOING TO BE HIM FOR HALLOWEEN!

pakled ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 10:28 PM

actually, both..;)
what about the Stay-puff Marshmellow man from Ghostbusters?..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

Nukeboy ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 11:28 PM

Those of us on PMP11's; the '70's...

Nukeboy ( ) posted Tue, 31 August 2004 at 11:29 PM

Er, was that PDP11's... my brain is so old...

brittmccary ( ) posted Wed, 01 September 2004 at 12:50 AM

Alldough John Dough inherited most of the dough Philly raised though his career, Wall St. dou(gh)bt that he will be able to maintain the richest in the country, lok


cooler ( ) posted Wed, 01 September 2004 at 5:13 AM

is there any hope that if he's taken out of cold storage, covered & allowed to assume room temperature, that he might rise again?

FrenchToast ( ) posted Thu, 02 September 2004 at 12:58 AM

You're all sick! LoL [shaking fist] Just sick! That's too horrible a thought for me... LoL. C'mon, guys... it's Poppin' Fresh! He's alright!

TheBryster ( ) posted Thu, 02 September 2004 at 9:06 AM
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This thread belongs in the Bryce Forum. Put it back!

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

Moebius87 ( ) posted Fri, 03 September 2004 at 10:15 AM

Please, oh please... can the thread please stay here in "The Den". :o) We all really did want to have a place for us folks to post announcements that might affect the community at large... things like birthdays, weddings, and sadly, even obituaries. Yes, even a place for the funny stuff. Cheers! M

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