The following are actual comments made by NBC Sports commentators at the Summer Olympics! 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents,especially my mother and father." 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." 6. Basketball Analyst: "He dribbles alot and the opposition doesn't like it In fact you can see it all over their faces." 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC President is hugging the cox of the British crew." 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my God, what have I just said?" Any complaints, please send to NBC.

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Ahhhh....and so eloquantly said too!

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.....Oh my God! What have I just said?!" - US PGA commentator. OK....SO WHO SAID WHAT?????

Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents,especially my mother and father" That one I saw many years back attributed to golfer Greg Norman.

LOL...I got these from one of those printed sheet things that get passed around, I suppose they were all probably said at some time, but not necessarily at the olympics,I guess!

the rumor I heard was that she said it on Johnny Carson (this was back in the day), and Johnny responded with 'bet that makes his putter rise'..;)