Hey, I'm looking for some realistic genital props. Unfortunately, it seems that Arduino's magic G and Insomniaworks' G4 props are no longer being sold. Anyone know why? Also, which one do you think is better? And finally, I found the Ulf prop (you know, the wang) but I hear there are textures out there for it. As this prop seems to be gone as well, anyone know where I could find them? Or could someone email them to me? It's not like I want to pirate anything, but it was already free anyway.

They're probably at Renderotica. Renderosity is now a family site, so products like those likely aren't welcome here any more.

I recall seeing several props of this sort at Renderotica. Some of them look almost realistic...

hehe... now tell me again how you get a family? i'm sure genitals were involved somehow.... Maybe i was wrong. Oh yeah its the sanitised genital free stork.. silly me ;) sorry couldn't resist... tra la la.. back to sims 2 world 4 me ...

Now who needs a Disneyfied stork when you've got cloning chambers? Nipples are a waste of mesh and system resources since 80% of the breast -- can I even say that word now without getting whapped upside the head by the PayTaliban Police? -- area must be covered up and those bits are detachable. Have been ever since the unimesh came out :-P Honestly, I hear one more paeon in praise of so-called "family values", I swear to goodness I'm gonna moult! And trust me, a featherless Byrdie is not a pretty sight.

Byrdie, just how do you guys mate, anyway. Is it in the nest or aloft? Can you render an animation? Last night I opened up the Poser5woman and applied the Eternal Judy package to her/it/him and then the Nikki texture. There are dials for the bits. I have not checked 'em out yet. Personally, I prefer the print ad carried for years on the sports pages of the L.A. Times for an impotency clinic. It just shows a woman reaching for her man and says: "Sex is Life." ::::: Opera :::::

"Byrdie, just how do you guys mate, anyway. Is it in the nest or aloft? Can you render an animation?" What, and get TOSed right off my nice comfy perch? (No, Geep, I am not referring to fish ;-p) And the nest is too small for those sort of ::cough:: gymnastics. Wings'd get in the way, not to mention all tangled up. And it is definitely bad for the feathers, they tend to get sticky and scraggly and ... nope, bad idea, that. Aloft is much, much better. Or so the Eagle next door keeps telling me ;-)

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You can also get arduino's products from his site.

Arduino has a free prop for V1/2 that is free and an older free prop that is nonspecific female.

"products like those likely aren't welcome here any more." ...guess the Poser kids are just gonna have to learn about those things on the street. Now how scary is that?! Are Poserceptives banned too??

...."Family friendly"? Right. It's a shame that so many brilliant modellers and texturers sell exclusively through this place, but I guess I'll start hunting elsewhere... RC

ARGGHHH!!! RC said "F-F". Oh, my poor pixilated tailfeathers! They're drooping like crazy. I just know I'm gonna moult. ::sniff:: And moulting makes me cranky and when I'm cranky I go off my favorite birdseed and start pecking and scratching at everything in sight. Definitely not a happy camper. Say, I wonder if I can sue the @@####!!! who came up with that expression? On the grounds of cruelty to animals ...

Are Poserceptives banned too??

Most likely. However, I still have my old, used(!) condom here in free stuff. And a new version with a lot of morphs over at raunchyminds.
Of course I can't LINK you to raunchyminds because it's an adult site and links to adult sites aren't allowed here. This is also why I naturally won't tell you to just put a www in front on the raunchyminds word and a com after it. Separated by the appropriate dots. But that's the place to go if you want poserceptives anyway ;o)
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"Think of the children!" To which my reply is, "Yes, crispy with apple sauce..."

I prefer them with sage stuffing and a good rubbing of butter. Crispier skin that way. RC

Potions ingredients ;-)

I like my kids like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer!! Ooh come on it's a joke :P

ya mean yer not supposed to freeze em?!? Uh oh, gotta run.......... BTW, did you know you should be careful bout what you say around kids, here's a couple examples: 1) [1986] the little boy who wet his bed- Despite scoldings, he resisted toilet training until his exasperated mother warned: "If you don't learn, I'm going to cut if off." Unfortunately, she was overheard by the boy's older sister. So one day, when the children's mother was away, the boy wet again, and the girl took up a pair of shears and cut it off. He almost bled to death. 2) [1948] the little boy who wouldn't stop crying - At the beginning of the war, a young mother sailed for Ireland with her two young children, a girl of five and a baby of two. She was trying to settle them in their bunks for the night so that she could go off for dinner, but the baby refused to stop crying. In desperation, she shouted: "If you don't shut up, I'll put you out of the porthole." This seemed to quiet the child, and she went for her meal. When she returned, the porthole was open, the baby was gone, and her daughter slept blissfully.

What about insomniaworks? I haven't been able to find her ultimate-g prop, but, of course, I have no problem finding gun props.

Try the "the other render...." site. they are selling it there...

That for a dude, dude. I'm looking for the fem gen. Thanks, I'll try emailing directly.

I have done my darn best to make realistic genitalia for V3 and M3.  Check out my website for availability of such items.
Thank you, marty