AgentSmith who? Sorry boys and girls for being gone so long, I swear I have a note from my parents excusing me for it all... Long story (hopefully) short; A 2 week graphics artist gig (away from home) turns into 5 weeks. Internet there turns out to suck BIG time, the last week I was there had no internet at all. Then...a small car accident (I wasn't driving). No broken bones here, just some wicked PAINFUL whiplash, followed by the last 10 days filled with Vicodin pain killers, and Soma muscle relaxers. I' ditching the Soma, it just kept me forever unconscience. I'm literally just stepping back into the site, so I basically know nothing, lol. But, I will be cleaning and catching up asap. I have another week off from my job, and will be getting back into the swing of things here. First up, I'll be choosing a new Bryce Coordinator, they will be handling the monthly Challenge, so it can stop getting screwed up by my schedule/acts of God.... Thanks and Sorry for the absence. AgentSmith

DUDE! Welcome back, I'm glad you're doing allright, we were worried for a while (Spike kept us updated). All the best, and nurse that whiplash (if you can nurse a whiplash). Drac (and hey, don't knock drugs.. LIKE... DUDE...)

Vicodin is great, really works on the pain, but Soma seems to be JUST a sleeping pill, period. Couldn't tell you whether or not my muscles were relaxed or not...I was always unconscience when taking that stuff, lol. Only nursing for my neck (and back) muscles has been keeping horizontal in bed. ;o/ VERY nice to be back. ;o) AS

Hey pal, very nice to have you up and running again. Just dont stress now, but relax until that whiplash gets better. Drac promise to behave until then. Soo, i hope that you at least got a few cool ideas for new scenes from that medication. :)

Good to see you back, AS!

Thanks. Yeah, some new Bryce ideas I have on the brain I'm itching to do...but I'm never far away from Bryce, It was my main program used on my gig. ;o) I'll be able to show what I did after the company officially launches. AS

what... i'm always nice and behaved-like. drac

Welcome Back Fearless Leader!!!!! "Sack,Drugs & R&R". Feelin a little Vertically challenged? Sincerely, Glad you're OK...no major damage. Good to have you back. Drac: (if you can nurse a whiplash)..How about Whiplash a nurse? ;)

Now, there's a Bryce scene idea.

teehee :D

Sup, man, welcome back, glad that you feel better, off to play some Quake 3 now, see ya around !!! :D

P.S. Be carefull with Vicodin, it is addictive after longer (ab)use :o)

( Judas Priest - "PainKiller" <---BETTER then Vicodin )

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Don't get started on whips ! You'll have Ang all hot and bothered! Hey Smith! Welcome back! We've missed you. Not having someone out there to watch over us is very disconcerting.

you know..it was sorta fun without you.. didn't know who was gonna be bad.. or explode like a volcano... or have us quaking like an earthquake!! You know..when you make love for the first time..the uncertainity of it becomes thrilling... hehehehe Nah.. hugs to you..welcome back.. miss you lots. You like the old cozy rug around here that we need when we curl up near the fire place... without you...it gets cold...

Welcome back!!!! Whiplash is a big time pain (no pun intended)! You're right about Soma, makes you groggy and worse, if you know what I mean, and I think you do! Try Parfon Forte (sp?) It's like two margaritas on an empty stomache. I'll be the first to shamelessly volunteer my services as coordinator, too. Again, welcome back and glad you're (not too) hurt. NB

AS good to see that you are up and about. No need to apologise for something you couldn't control. Anyway mate you just take care and consentrate on getting better, leave this lot to me i can punish them in ways they'll never know ;)

Pleased to see you back, bright eyed and (almost) bushy tailed again. You have been missed bigtime. Take care!

Good to see you back and on the mend. There's a few willing accomplices in a thread about 68 posts ago that you may wish to check out ;)

Yeah, I've heard Mod rumors of a black-eyed Bryce thread, lol... AS

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:-D Soooo glad to see you back! HUGS Make sure you get those muscles back into shape when you can, don't want to have probs with it in your old age ;P. Must tell ya, Drac's new position in life kept him very quiet while you were gone, in other words, he was a very good boy. Now as for the rest of us... well. Hey I love Erosia's description, you old rug! And I want that quaking sex she's talking about, lol. Welcome back, you were very missed. Ang @Bryster, now why did you go and have to mention those whips! I'm off to take a cold shower, teehee.

Man... Glad to see you are back and ok. We missed ya! As for apologies... no need for them. You had no control over the situations you were in. We are just glad that you are back and in one piece. 8)

Glad you're back and in pretty much one piece.

re: whiplash a nurse - done that! (evil grin) Welcome back AS!! looking forward to seeing what you were away playing with.

Good to have you back, AS. Now all us little chickens can have some order in our lives again. The madness!!!

AS...Glad ta see ya back...

Welcome back AS. I'm happy to hear that you're recovering...

I've seen agents punch through solid walls, men have emptied full clips into them and hit only air
-The Matrix..dang..wha' appen?..;) j/k..;) Welcome back, we missed you
-The Matrix Revolutions..ever wonder what's on Premium channels lately?..;) take care..

Glad to have you back man, don't try to catch up on it ALL or you'll go crazy. You'll have multiple multiple volunteers for coordinator, just close your eyes and point in any direction and you'll find someone willing, if not able. :)

Ahhhhhhhh...AS my berry favorite mod! Mucho glad to see you back now. You have been sorely missed. ;)

Hey Ang! Did the earth move for you too? AS: I've been making a list! I've been checking it twice. Do you want to know who's naughty or nice?.......

Glad you're back and feeling relatively well. Yeah,......watch out for the Vicodin and Soma,.......the Soma will increase the effect of the Vicodin. I was one of those accomplices in aforementioned thread,......but I said I was sorry later. Continue to take it easy for awhile,.......whiplash is a very unpredictable injury,......can feel like it's all healed and you turn your head real quick or something and boom,.......pain all over again. Be careful.

I am so glad you are allright! Welcome back, feel good!

Deck the halls with bells and holly Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Agent Smith went off his trolly! Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la On his back he felt quite bracing Tra-la-la, la-la-la, la la la. Through his e-bots he'll be racing Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la........ NEXT!

lol@Bryster!

Glad to hear you are on the mend. We missed you!

Wow, its great your back AS! ROFL at the Bryster song!

Whiplash! Won't help you or the nurse's back either. The back swing and then bringing the handle forward fast enough to get a decent pop will really put a torque on those vertebra. Heres what you do: Pick up one of those paraffin warmer baths for hands and some coco butter. Put a sheet you can afford to ruin on the bead and lie down. Tie that ungainly mane of yours down or maybe even put it under a shower cap. Have your girl rub your back with the coco butter to get a reasonable coat all over your back. It doesnt matter if it soaks in. Just make sure all the skins coated once. When the wax is all melted have your girl plunge her hand in all the way and pull it out quickly. She needs to pull her hand out and blow on it. The first dunk is almost too hot to stand. After it cools about a minute dip real quickly again and pull out. By about the third dip she should be able to stand the heat long enough to leave it in. Now comes the fun part, she should dip her hand in and start painting the hot wax on your back. Once again, the first coat is almost too hot to stand. Itll take some communication and trial to find out how much you can take how fast. I hope you havent done anything to piss her off. After you get the first coat on just start building up layers over it. Anything that spills off will go on the sheet you put down. After about 30 minutes of this heat your back should be in heaven. Then you peel the whole thing off and put it back in the bath to melt. The coco butter you put on before helps the whole thing pop loose so you dont have to take skin and hair with it. You should feel like you did all five circles of ti chi without the muscle strain. This is my official perscription to you

Electroglyph, do you have to be injured to get that? :-) AS, welcome back. Glad it's nothing permanent. PS. If you try what electroglyph suggests, you can probably kiss your hairs goodbye regardless. :-)))

Your humor and presence were greatly missed, AS. Welcome back! p.s.: the natives were um......quite restless while you were gone? Arry ;-)

you can send the leftover pills to.... :) wb AS BT

Electroglyph - I WANT ONE OF THOSE! Bryster - don't you say anything about wax, lol.

Lol, yeah I'll be checking to see how many pescription refills I can still get...never know when a "toothache" will pop up....;o) THANKS for all the well-wishing...a "blond haired thread"? Going to check it out....cautiously... AS

OMG...

LOL...Good to see you're up and about, welcome back o' mighty mod. Careful on the vicodin and don't let anyone put you in a head-lock.

Ang: ....er.......!

whats with all the sex talk lately?ROFLMAO! welcome back AS!!!!

Welcome back....welcome back, welcome back, welcome back........welcome back, welcome back, welcome back(sung to the tune of the popular 70's show "WELCOME BACK AGENT SMITH")

Rofl...

Glad to see your back. And well medicated.

Twisted: Sex? Where?

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Ang: It's all part of the package... just what I do. I'm happy to share my knowledge with anyone not otherwise comitted. Twisted: Sex? What are they teaching in High School health? This is mearly a method to relieve pain without drugs. Our poor AgentSmith expressed a desire to stop the Soma. I said he should remove his clothes because anything he wears will be ruined by the wax. I said girlfriend because she is the only person I know of in his life that he has talked about. Any kneeling catholic girl or Bill Clinton will tell you that the church defines sex as actions performed to produce offspring. I dont think I have said anything that would violate the adult conspiracy. Get your mind out of the gutter. Its not my fault things I say can be taken more than one way. Im just trying to tell AgentSmith how to get some relief.