I just got this junk email and it's the weirdest one yet. No attachements, no real message, just this email...

Salam, Valentin!

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Kate MEADE.* And that was all she wrote. Weird or what!?

Strangely, that all made sense to me. jason (living inside melted pocket watches)

lol - WTF

On my f'in knees over here! After that last Hot 20 thread, I really, really needed a laugh...! Thank you for this, Drawbridgep! I needed it...

Is that some wierd kind of sex letter?

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The Giraffe... :o)

It's just weird. It's probably a mass mailing virus that someone got, or a robot checking valid email addresses. But it's just surreal. At least the surreal compliments were readable. Twistedbolt - How on earth did you get sex letter from that?! That's worrying. Jason - Care to explain it to me, or would your answer not make sense either. LSD - I'm with you on that. FWTempest - Funny!

Dapper!

I'd explain it to you, but it makes my hammer all warm, Valentin.

That's bizzare!

Russian?

Well I have no idea.

yes it is Russian.

Is Flat Goat MoonGoat's brother?

I accidentally opened some spam once and I saw something like that, too. Now most of my spam has pretty much the same subjects from week to week, like,"Pick the time and place.It will do the rest." I get that one and slight variations all the time.

That's too funny. My hubby is wondering what the heck I'm laughing at here! I told him I'm on the Bryce Forum. He replied.." I should of known!" :)

" it mishit some fertile cushion with the full roof, who wetted seriously".....sounds like a bad romance novel describing getting hot.lol

oh yeah, the "warm standing hammer", c'mon thats just pervy.

It sounds like a really bad babelfish translation. Kinda like what happens when using the Japanese to english translation for chinese or the other way around. Sometimes it puts out really funny phrases.

Yeah, yeah,..........I got one of these. Turns out it's old fund-raising letter from the Howard Dean campaign. I believe it's explaining his Foriegn Policy views.

Using a web translator (http://babelfish.altavista.com ) I translated a paragraph I wrote The English: I encourage you to make sure you are part of a body of believers where you can receive ministry and minister to others. Devotional messages like this should not be the closest thing you have to a church service. We need physical interaction with other believers so that we can help one another grow in the Lord. If you are homebound, I pray that you will seek out mature Christians that are willing to visit you on a weekly basis. From English to Italian: Vi consiglio assicurarsi che fate parte di un corpo dei believers in cui potete ricevere il ministero ed il ministro ad altri. I messaggi devotional come questo non dovrebbero essere la cosa che pivicina dobbiate un servizio di chiesa. Abbiamo bisogno dell'interazione fisica con altri believers in moda da poterli aiutare noi uno un altro per svilupparsi nel signore. Se siete homebound, prego che cercherete i cristiani maturi che sono disposti a visitarli su una base settimanale. From Italian to French: Je vous conseille s'assurer que des fs partent d'un corps du believers dans lequel vous pouvez recevoir le ministe et du ministre autres. Les messages devotional comme ceci ne devraient pas re la chose que plus de voisine vous deviez un service d'lise. Nous avons besoin de l'interaction physique avec autre believers en moda de pouvoir d'eux nous aider un autre pour se delopper dans le signore. Si vous es homebound, je prie que vous chercherez les chriens ms qui sont dispos les visiter sur une de base hebdomadaire. From French back to English: I advise you to make sure that fairies start from a body of the believers in which you can receive the ministry and of the minister to others. The messages devotional as this should not be the thing that more neighbor you owe a service of church. We need the physical interaction with other believers in moda of being able of them to help us another to develop in the signore. If you are homebound, I request that you will seek the ripe Christians who are been willing to visit them on a basic weekly magazine. Not too bad. Hey, where did the fairies come from?

"Pick the time and place.It will do the rest." Jeeze, wish my spam subject lines were as polite as that. Most of them describe what 'innocent young sluts' or 'amateur teens' are having done to them, in graphic disgusting detail. I'm always sorry that I have to see even the subject line :^(

The email came from femenino.com, which seems to be a Spanish dating site. Pitty really 'cause I gave up Spanish dating years ago.

Spam mail..i use Mailwasher pro and if anything looks like spam mail i blacklist it and bounce it back to the sender via MP. It's helped cut down the spam mail i was getting, specially the damn xxx junk.

I use gmail which catches 99.9% of the spam. It caught 498 spam messages and only let one through, so that's not too bad. Also means I don't download the spam to find that it's spam, it's just put straight into an online folder which I ignore. I don't get much xxx spam, it's more "male enhancement therapy" :-)

Phil: You have way too much time on your hands!

IT'S MONDAY! Oh, wait that doesn't work.

Phil it works for me....it can be any day of the week i don't work :p

They do that so that the message is able to get through a spam filter. There is actually a spam poetry contests for this crapola. Man learns to speak, then write, then mass commmunication, then learns to spam and society collapses... Man learns to speak again.