This is in response to Mike who said in the Simon Says thread, (and i quote) "Get that, girls? MALE INTELLIGENCE AT WORK."

you wanna talk about male "intelligence," Mike. Here's a little story i came across. no idea who wrote it, but i wish i did so i could write and THANK her!!!! :)

"Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, which by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but got no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder--still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?!"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away...
"We're down here" Edit: hahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!! Score 1 for Sheila!!!!

Message edited on: 03/10/2005 11:37

What do you call a WOMAN with 2 brain cells? PREGNANT! (",) 1 for Mikey

Q. What do you call a man who has lost 90% of his intelligence? A. Divorced. ...and there's another for the girls!!!!!!

LOL! Payback For All The Dumb Blonde Jokes 1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them. 2. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut. 3. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time. 4. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't stop and ask for directions. 5. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer. 6. What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds mature. 7. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. 8. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know; it has never happened. 9. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends. 10. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow. 11. When do you care for a man's company? When he owns it. 12. Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 13. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes. 14. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married. 15. Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

With all that crap in your head no wonder there's no room left for any intelligent thought! (",)

Ha ha! This is too Sexist for Comment ....curtsy

LMAO, Cindy!!!! cha-ching Girls: 17 Guys: 1 hahahahahahahahaha!

ROFL@Sheila&Cyndi!!! I totally love this one (Sheila)!! Hilarious!!
And 12 and 15 are my favs from urs Cyndi!! More plz, more!!!

Message edited on: 03/10/2005 16:53

Yeah a guy cant get any peace and quiet even in his own brain lol

TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM A MAN WHO'S HAD ENOUGH Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of it that way. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. Crying is blackmail. Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it! We don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on the calendar. Peeing standing up is more difficult. We're bound to miss sometimes. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. Check your oil. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We're going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either tell us to do something OR tell us how to do something but not both. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color. If it itches, it will be scratched. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you. If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle. What the hell is a doily?

You are a far Braver Man/Woman than I... 3DGuy. I bet You become the Feminist....Victim of the Day salute

LMAO, Rinze!!! As funny as it was though, you get 0 points as this thread was about male vs. female "intelligence." sorrrry!!!!!! :) looks like the girls are victorious!!!!!!!

Points awarded. that first was was badddddddd! Girls: 17 Guys: 6

glad sheila is keeping score! hehehe :] (ps... doug is going to be after you for those pics 3D! you got permission to use those? opps... male intelligence! score another!! :)

good POINT, Cindy!!!! hmmmm, perhaps they will lose a few points!!!! i think i need a new chuckle today. let me see what i can do.... :)

LMAO LMAO LMAO!! More more more!!!

the pics are public AND I hosted them on my own server.

And now that I think about it:

1. Man says to God:
   "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
   God says: "So you would love her."
   "But God," the man says,
   "why did you make her so dumb?"
   God says: "So she would love you.

That point says women are dumb :D Then again, how many of those points actually has something to do with intelligence (no, lazyness or hornyness has nothing to do with intelligence :) )

Message edited on: 03/11/2005 16:22

WAY TO GO!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!! DOES MAD VICTORY DANCE AT A WOMAN ADMITTING PUBLICLY THAT WOMEN ARE DUMB (".)

Get lost!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr....

Sorry 3Dguy...you can always link to the images at the url of where originals are.
The galleries and forums are for our photography.Right below the banner is the statement of what happens here.
Continue.....

Message edited on: 03/11/2005 19:13

oh ffs.. those images are ALL OVER THE FRIGGIN WEB!
I hosted them myself.. I didn't upload them to RR so the only bandwidth I'm eatin up is my own upload.

so again one of my posts is removed..
F*CK IT
I'm outta here l8r

Message edited on: 03/11/2005 19:12

db, if Rosity has this stance it should apply to ALL COPYRIGHTED MATERIALS, not just pictures, so you should remove each and every one of those jokes coz they've been distributed around the web umpteen times, just like those pictures, and according to international copyright law the writers of those jokes have copyright to them. Oh, and every instance of lyrics being posted, ditto. Oh, and every quote from every poem and book, ditto. It's not as if the pictures are tracable back to the copyright owners to ask their permission, or as if they are being passed off as anothers work. This sort of high-handedness is exactly the behaviour that upsets us all and brings back the negative vibes.... just when we were actually getting somewhere! (",)

There is hardly an Origional thing on this Thread... and bugger all has to do with Photography. I cross the Picket Line....and stand with the thoughts of ReBorneUK ...salute

I said he was free to link the images. I could care a less what others do on thiner sites.
The only links that are not allowed are explained in the TOS

We can use a portion of songs, a portion of poems and a quote with the authors name beside it.

I do not want to make this Photo section an un-fun place,but do have to stick to the guidelines that I know of so far.

I am researching more copyright info all the time and have not yet seen anything on jokes.

[oh ffs.. those images are ALL OVER THE FRIGGIN WEB!]
If you are on an open road and you speed against posted signs, but there is no police around is speeding considered legal.
Would you do that.
I question why people, when they know what the policy is here why they have to keep posting other peoples photos.

It makes me look like an ogre when I have to remove them.
It does not feel good having people yelling at you.

Especially seeing big F word tantrums being thrown my way.That is something I find childish.It is offensive to me also.

I enjoy reading jokes.I enjoy all the things others like in this gallery too...but I can easily stay within Renderosity's boundaries and still have fun.

It is also OK to have Off Topic subjects on this forum.They do not have to adhere strictly to Photo related.I do know that the people in the photo section feel this is the only place they want to post thiner thoughts as some have made a friendship with the other members,so no one is chasing them away to the Community Forum.

Now cmon...please don't make this volunteer work difficult for us.

Under the fair use doctrine of the U.S. copyright statute, it is permissible to use limited portions of a work including quotes, for purposes such as commentary, criticism, news reporting, and scholarly reports. There are no legal rules permitting the use of a specific amount of use and whether a particular use qualifies as fair use depends on all the circumstances. Consequently, there are no magic formulas or percentages that determine fair use. For more information, please read our"Fair Use FAQ"

Message edited on: 03/12/2005 16:20

If a policeman pulls me over for speeding does he have to take me to court? Does he even have to give me a ticket? BIG QUESTION : When he's on or off duty do you honestly think he sticks to speed limits himself?!? Unless Rosity is paranoid enough to have someone going around (voluntarily) checking that Mods are being good boys and girls, I severely doubt that anyone is ever going to mention to the mods that AAAGHH SHOCKING Someone has... A JOKE PICTURE!!!! in their thread. What I'm saying is, I doubt you even have to seem to be being an ogre. Am I asking you to turn a blind eye? Up to you to decide. I do know that when I was a supervisor for a national company, you had to decide if you were One of the team or the Leader of the team. Company pressures always force you into the latter category, I never found a single person who did both and kept his/her job, I get the feeling that Rosity is of the same ilk. btw, I've got a few joke books and ALL of them have copyright notices in the front - and cartoons are copyrighted - they are only visualised jokes. If jokes are ok, cartoons must be ok, so photo jokes must be ok etc etc etc etc (",) This little rant (C) Mikey. Just because it was written originally on Renderosity does not transfer ownership rights of the statements made to Renderosity. As the copyright owner I do not allow Renderosity to keep these comments (or part thereof) in any format or on any system other than this original posting without express written permission. This includes backup files of any type.

BTW Sheila, in your original joke - if the female brain cell was in the bloke, what happened to the poor woman without a brain? (".)

I like photography.I like reading about others methods to achieve the results of thier images. I like having information linked to various legit sites that provide downloads or products related to photography. That is why I like a forum whcich includes all this. I like the photo challenges. I enjoy participation from every member here. It is also nice to hear certain things pertaining to peoples personal lives to a point in here.Makes it all a good community. It has been stated many times, that no images from other sites be uploaded here unless there has been authorization. That is all this was about. Plain and simple. It did not require everyone else to jump all over me for doing what has been stated before. Maybe those two women in the photos do not really want thier pictures plastered all over the internet,not to mention in a forum talking about the mentality of male/females.Whether or not they are on other sites.

As this wasn't the first time you removed images I posted I got steamed yes. The F wasn't directed at you (does it say you?) but at stupid rules in general.

Remember the SLR principle images? You even removed the images I created. First time you were correct, I inlined another sites image (my bad), so I created my own showed it and you removed it without question despite the fact I stated it was my own creation. Show me the rules where it states you need to do that!

I also think saying that:

Look here [link] for a dumb image

is concidered ok, but

look at this [dumb image showing]

is not. That's just hypocritical. Concidering an image hosted on my own server the difference would be 0. Before you say "Clicking on the link takes you to the hosters site": no it doesn't it just opens the image in your browser, the rest of the site is ignored. Even then I'm hosting it on my own site so nothing would be gained anyway.

To the others: don't squable over this on my behalf please. Mr Graphix still is a mod and does what he deems right (even though I don't completely agree, for 99.9% of the time I think 2 thumbs up).

I'll have to see if I return anytime soon :(

Message edited on: 03/12/2005 21:26

DB, I wasn't jumping all over you per se (Jump you? dude, you ain't my type - you haven't even got titties for gawds sake!) but at, as 3D says, the rules and the way they are enforced. For example, if I posted one of those images with (C) ReBorne plastered on it, I would expect RR to PROVE that I didn't take the shot BEFORE removing it. Just coz it's been all over the net doesn't mean I didn't take it originally, hunh? Otherwise you could just go through deleting ANY picture just because you thought it reminded you of something you saw on the net back in '96, without any proof....? As my last note, in our society there are good police and there are bad police. Some people hate both on principle, most people hate the bad policemen for their attitude and most people like the good cop..... the good cop is the one that's likely to let some little things slip by because they don't affect the community.... ok, if the sergeant found out, he might get pulled up and shouted at, and then he might tighten up...but only for a little while. The way the images just get blown away here pees people off - why not a nice discreet IM to the poster saying, "Look, sorry, that can't be posted. Please remove it or I'll have to.".... you've been seen to take action and you've done your job. Please, we like you, lots, and you do a great job.... but lets have a good cop patrolling our neighbourhood? Either that or get Pushin to do the dirtywork - he doesn't seem to post so he won't get the abuse ;-) Is he still around anyways? (",)