Hi folks. Another Child Guidelines thread??? Naaah. But the matter works for me. I tell it and I hope it helps you I have two pics with a younger version (age 18) of my character Pilar posted at my gallery at deviantART. This site havent the same troubles than here with child nudity or barelly legal look characters. Well, I wanted to post the both pics here. So I contacted with Rosity staff and asked: "here are the pics, I send you both. Theyre kosher for you and can I posted at the gallery, or she looks too much young?'". Four days later they asked me: "sorry, denied". I say: "thanks :) ". And case closed, Your Honour -Would like I to post the pics here? YES, IS A PART OF MY ARTWORK -Knew I that the pics would have troubles here? YES, SHE ARE 18 BUT SHE LOOKS YOUNG -Knew I the answer of Rosity mods? NO, SO I PREFERRED TO TRY IT, BUT NOT TO POST THEM DIRECTLY AND CROSS FINGERS AND GOOD LUCK... -Am I sad because I cant post the pics here? WHY? THEYRE POSTED AT DEVIANTART SINCE MAY 5 WITHOUT ANY TROUBLE -Will I post here the same work with cloths? NO. I DONT MODIFICATE MY ARTWORK. BUT IF I DRAW A DIFFERENT PIC AND SHES DRESSED, ILL CAN POST HERE BESIDES DEVIANTART So for the people that cry when a nude faerie is rejected here: whats the matter? Therere a lot of art communities! My works are distributed along Renderosity, Renderotica, deviantART, EroticIllusions, RaunchyMinds ... Dont be mind closed. Open galleries. Show your art !!! :) (case closed, Your Honour)

oh, yeah, right, sure..... sheesh. Hamster abuser.

God ... my eyes ... too much computer ynsaen, I readed "HAMSTER HAMBURGER" o.O Poser is killing me ... ROFL

Did somebody say HAMSTER???????? Grabbing net and looking for hamster. Does a gallery at deviantArt cost money?

I have a brightly colored box of "Roadkill Helper" :shake, shake: It should work on hamsters, too. There's a recipe for ratatouie on the back... just need to decrease the portions.

Is it me or does casatte speak in the same manner as the great Yoda ?

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I don't care anymore about faeries, case closed.
Someone knows where can I find a burka for a mermaid?

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What does this mean... hamster this hamster that? A dead hamster? not to spoil your phun but I am curious.

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I actually own a ball python and he does actually have a taste for young hamsters. Every time I see Casette mention hamsters, I have to threaten that poor Jasper is indeed hungry and would like to invite the hamster over for dinner. Casette says that the hamster actually produces the art so the hamster must live. Did somebody say YODA! Can't wait til May 19.

Sheesh, not another hamsterfest! I'm still recovering from the last one. Note # 1 to self: If Yoda tries to do a tango, take pictures. Lots of pictures, to prove you're not crazy. Note #2: stay away from the fruit punch and the chili. You never know who -- er, what's in it. ^^ Note #3: Make extra popcorn in case a certain Pink Pony shows up. If he's got his own tub, he won't steal anyone else's (mine). Maybe. ;-)

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I speak as Yoda? I ever said that I was learning hardly a course of Nice English For Caveman Spanish People, by Piter Cantropus Ugh ... but May The Force Be With Me ... The Hamster Is The Artist Not, better. The Hamster Is Art, my Young Padawan ROFL (SORRY, FOLKS. IM BAD. AT THE END OF THE FILM ANAKIN SKYWALKER BECOMES EVIL) ROFLMAO WHOAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA :D

Kristta, Im a deviant. And a deviantART suscriptor. But I never paid a buck. There is a nice system where you privately interchange commisions for suscriptions. And if youre suscriptor you have a print account

"The Hamster Is Art, my Young Padawan." Quick! Somebody call a healer. Master Casette's brain's been fried. Must be too many Jedi mind whammys. Or too much Correlian brandy. ;-)

Um, we know what happens at the end of the latest Star Wars movie...at least I know that Anakin turns evil. he he he still can't wait til May 19.

Hamster Hamberger...thats a job for JoeCartoon.com!

News flash. 1500lb Hamster seen wandering the streets in the downtown area today. Last seen trying to have relations with a Mini Cooper...but not to worry. It hasn't eaten to many people yet... :)

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Another spoiler, anakin grows 6 inches taller and obi-wan begins his transformation from scottish to english.

Opening scene, the director's cut. Jar-Jar: Hot damn! Mesa gonna be a Jedi Knight. Anakin: (whine) But I'm the Chosen One. (pout) Master said so. (gropes Kenobi's ass) Obi Wan: Padawan! I sense a great disturbance in the Force. Qui Gon: That's not the Force, it's indigestion. Did I not tell you to stay away from the chili? Anakin: Aren't you supposed to be dead? Qui Gon: I got better. (draws lightsaber) Hands off my property, you shameless little Sith! Jar-Jar: Ooh! Mesa gotta baaad feeling about dis!

Kristta, but now Im really bad:

AT THE END OF THE MOVIE ANAKIN SKYWALKER BECOMES INTO DATH VADER

(roflmao)

"1500lb Hamster seen wandering the streets in the downtown area today"

Oh. mylemonblue, I remember a painful scene with a giant hamster or similar mouse in NUTTY PROFESSOR 2. Ouch

xantor, life in Tatooines deserts is very very hard ... over all without your 12 years old scottish-jedi Potions

(he has a good barrel but a Bantha drunks it - EPISODE III 1/2: THE DRUNKED BANTHA)

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But Casette.....I already knew that. Another spoiler: Luke and Leia are Anakin and Amadala's children! And they kiss in the 5th or was it 6th movie?!

The 4th. Leia kisses Luke on the cheek "for luck" just before they swing across a chasm from one doorway to another.

Kristta ... hon, have you taking notice about Im trying (in my horrible Jar-Jar Binks english) to do A JOKE ??? I grown with Star Wars ;) And when Luke and Leia kisses at Episode IV nothing knows that theyre brother and sister ... nor George Lucas !!! Originally he created Star Wars as a single film; there are people that would pay a fortune for one of the old SW copies, when in the starting text still dont appears EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE (added when Lucas re-released the first movie converted in the fourth, already with a NINE MOVIES SAGA idea in mind)

Casette, yes, I too am joking. My dad started taking me and my cousins to see the films back in the 70's when we were kids. My cousin and I were just little bitty kids when Empire came out. We wanted to sit in the very front and Daddy didn't. He sat about 4 rows behind us. When Luke got knocked off that animal in the opening scene, my cousin and I climbed over all four rows of seats to get to my dad. It scared us that bad. That is one of my fondest childhood memories. That and seeing Superman at the old Ritz theater (now a bank) down town. Daddy got me a Superman T-shirt at that movie. I don't like the new ones as much as the old ones. My kids love all of them. My 12 year old can't wait for the 3rd one to be released on DVD. He wants to watch all six of them in a row. I haven't mentioned to him that there will supposedly be three more. I also won't let Toffer go sleep at the theater on the 18th (he's still in school).

The "kiss" in which you speak was a harmless peck on the cheek. (hey that rhymes) UNLESS there was any type of arousal that occured due to said kiss. Now that would be embarrassing, they probably wouldn't talk about that at family reunions.

Kristta, totally agree in that I also don't like the new ones as much as the old ones. And Im amazed about george Lucas who had created a Expanded Universe for SW could make so many mistakes between First and Second Trilogy I ever remember Ben Kenobi saying: "Its strange. I never had a droid" when Luke shows him R2D2 in Tatooine ... yeah, Ben, you probably forgot it when you becames from Alec Guiness to Ewan McGregor (or Anakin Skywalker gave him a serious smack in the head and he forgot it ... because the R2D2 role in the three first movies is unforgettable ... ... too much Midichlorians are bad for Jedi memory) :D

It's gone way to Hollywood me thinks. I was unfortunately forced to see the "redone" first three movies. I thought their enhancements to the lasers and all made it look fake. I thought and still think the original movies look more real. Thank goodness I got the original three on VHS many many years ago (before the enhancements were made). The mistakes between the movies are annoying. The only thing I've liked so far was that Yoda fight scene in Episode 2. Now, that I liked. I'm only 32 and I already think things were better in the good old days. BTW, I'm going to go dig those videos out while the kids are in school today and watch the OLD movies....you should pity my youngest....who is not in school yet.

Well, I have both versions, the old trilogy in VHS and the 5 DVDs. I remember when I was watching the old and good SW Ep IV and my 5 years son saw the scene when Lukes ship float in the desert to Mos Eisley ... My son said: "dad, why the screen is so dirty??" ... it was the old FX below the ship ... and he remembered the CLEAN effect in the DVD retouched version ... ... now when I want to see my old versions, I wait that my son is slept ... damned lildevils creature ... :D

Just finished the second movie. I have the old on VHS and got the five DVD's too. I'm going to try to raise the youngest on the old ones. He's just shy of a year old now. Plan on showing him for real when he's about 18 months. He slept through the first one this morning but is wide awake and going strong right now. I love the kid but wish he'd wake up a little earlier and go to bed a little earlier too! Edited to add....Watched Star Wars (the first one) and Empire Strikes Back (the second one). I don't really consider Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones to be a real part of things. WE NEED A BANTHA FOR POSER!

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But ... I need the Episode III INEEDIT INEEDIT INEEDIT INEEDIT INEEDIT INEEDIT INEEDIT here in Spain it comes with a difference of only one or two weeks

BTW, nice threads that starts talking about Child Guidelines and continuous with the good old SW ... :)

Mysterious indeed are the ways of the Force. As for CG/TOS & Naked Fairies ... to the Dark Side that always leads ;-)

Luke and Leia also kissed at the beginning of Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, when Luke and Han are rescued on Hoth. She kisses him on the mouth to piss off Han... Any of you watch the fan film "Star Wars: Revelations" yet? Damn it is good... even had some of Renderosity's own help out on the digital F/X... It is available for download from its production companies' site Panic Struck Productions...

I never had thought about this ... probably the Dark Side is full of naked faerier, mermaid without burkas, and drunked banthas ... and furious hamsters in fire wheels ... :D

I sure hope Hayden Christensen doesn't punch out any autograph seekers at the World Premiere. It would be really bad if the Sith hit the fan.

Weird thread, even for me.

And still it can be more weird

DARTH VADER MEETS THE SUICIDE HAMSTERS

(terrific)

Oh goody, my snake likes hamsters...even dead and stuck on a light sabre! Some days, it just don't pay to dwell too long on reality.

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Those are some excellent comics. The only weird thing was that I kept hearing Elmer Fudd sing, "Kill de Wabbit" (to the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries") as I read them.

Okay, it's official. This is the wackiest thread I've ever been in. Fruit punch, anybody? Goes great with roast rabbit.

My hamster loves roast rabbit And faeries wings with ketchup And mermaids burkas with Paul Newmans sauce (but in the last times we almost didnt got sauce when we squeezed the poor Paul, age is age)

My snake loves hamsters roasted with rabbit and ketchup and mermaid tails. Lack of sleep is getting to me....this thread keeps getting stranger and stranger.

Kristta, Go to bed. When you wake up tomorrow you'll find this thread never existed. You imagined it in your sleep deprived delirium. p.s. I refuse to be held responsible for anything I say or do in your dreams.

Baby just won't sleep through the night and as the "stay at home" parent, I get to get up with him all night. I get to sleep on Saturdays.

This thread exists? We exist? Poser is really a dream of a Lesser God? The snake ... gosh, your snake is a gourmet, Kristta. But ketchup is a bad habit for a Distinguished Snake. Its like to eat filet mignon and drink Coke

Well.... =Lucas= knew they were siblings; the actual Star Wars consisted of a 9 script arc that he had roughed out before deciding to start in the middle... And does anyone remember that very =FIRST= independant novelization done just after Star Wars shook the theaters? The one where things definitely were gettin incestuous in light of later information? Mmm, filet mignon. With ketchup. And french fries. With ketchup. And Diet Coke. With ketchup (and yes, I really have seen people blaspheme a filet in that manner)... How about catfish with ketchup!

Haaahahahahahaha. The first novelization was Alan Dean Fosters The Eye Of The Mind (I translate from spanish title, I dont know if is the english one). No incest, but ... almost

FILET MIGNON WITH KETCHUP ???? EEEWWWWWWWWW

EDITED: I remember a joke in an old PlayBoy magazine (american editition). A boy and a girl are naked in the bed and he go to her with a ketchup bottle in her hand, and she says: "Need you to put ketchup in ANYWHERE?"

Crazy ketchup addicts ...

(might I to put the Nudity tag for this joke??)

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Baby up early today. Child wants to torture. My son actually owns the snake and he would eat filet mignon with French Fries while drinking a Coke. That explains the snake's love of ketchup. Did I hear mention of CATFISH......mmmm. Maybe go to Cornerstone for seafood platter Saturday. Yummy....Fried Catfish, Fried Oysters, Fried Shrimp, Fried Crab Claws, French Fries and a good old Stuffed Crab. I am now drooling on my keyboard.