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Subject: New invention

kawecki opened this issue on Aug 12, 2005 · 19 posts
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kawecki ( ) posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 1:38 PM · edited Fri, 31 January 2025 at 4:52 AM

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An useful machine......

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wyrwulf ( ) posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 1:53 PM

That's a nice looking automatic stamp licker. ;^P

randym77 ( ) posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 1:54 PM

Do I even want to know what it's for?

garblesnix ( ) posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 1:55 PM

Is it Dr. Phil recommended?

kuroyume0161 ( ) posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 2:39 PM

Every housewife is going to want one! ;)

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vilian ( ) posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 3:04 PM

O.O A good one ! :D


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an0malaus ( ) posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 3:33 PM

Hmm, might be OK for household use, but I think industrial applications would require automatic lubrication feed mechanisms. Does it come with alternate attachments like feathers, rabbit ears or kangaroo tails? Cheers ;-)


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The-Preacher ( ) posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 3:34 PM

Um.. Is this new? I feel like it somedays ;)

ScottA ( ) posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 3:34 PM

Cool! Now I can finally figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.

ChuckEvans ( ) posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 4:20 PM

I think there was a version of that in the movie, Caligula. wink

ziggie ( ) posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 4:34 PM

ooooh..! Goody, goody.. now I can lick my own b******s....!

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pakled ( ) posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 4:46 PM

hmm..you have an inventive mind..;) let's leave it at that..;) all I could think of after seeing this is the same arrangement for lips, which would be very handy in corporate environments..;)

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ziggie ( ) posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 5:04 PM

Replace the tounges with noses.. send one to Tony Blair and tell him its a Bushillator. Perhaps he could then spend more time with his nose in his own country where he belongs.

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Netherworks ( ) posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 7:41 PM

Oooh - Awesome! A dingleberry removing device :)

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Ben_Dover ( ) posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 7:57 PM

So uhh.... is this available somewhere, Raunchy minds want to know! (great prop BTW) ;)

svdl ( ) posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 9:07 PM

ROFLOL!

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stewer ( ) posted Fri, 12 August 2005 at 9:40 PM

This looks awful! You can lick my .... oh wait. Nevermind.

obm890 ( ) posted Sat, 13 August 2005 at 2:28 AM

Too funny! Though you may want to consider putting a guard on that drivebelt. Depending on where you 'employ/deploy?' it, it could do terrible things if dangly bits of any sort got wound up in the works. Makes your eyes water just thinking about it!


gladiator ( ) posted Sat, 13 August 2005 at 8:54 AM

I remember something like this from the movie Caligula. Only difference is that a slave put it in motion. And just for the (inter)view I wanted to be that slave.

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