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Subject: SiMON Says . . . . show me. . .


TwoPynts ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 11:47 AM · edited Wed, 05 February 2025 at 7:53 AM

Attached Link: Desperate Times (Vader)

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. . . **SOMETHING BIZARRE!** It can be anything, just as long as it is something you don't see every day...something that would make you do a double-take. I was able to get this photo of Lord Vader as he cruised around town on his 3-wheel motorcycle. I guess Tie-fighters are not his only mode of transportation. He's really letting himself go too, lol. Sorry for the grainyness, but this was shot in the near dark, from the back of a moving vehicle, so it came out pretty decent considering. IMHO anyway. :) Could it be the guy in the link? See what you think. ;o]

Kort Kramer - Kramer Kreations


Zacko ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 12:07 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!! How cool is that!!!! That is bizarre indeed! Im gonna browse through my folders now to see if i have anything more bizarre than a selfportrait..sigh. blankstare.gif

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
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Andreas

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Zacko ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 12:15 PM · edited Mon, 28 November 2005 at 12:23 PM

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Nooooo.....regardless of what you might think...its NOT a selfportrait...pffft. This is a little mummy i found inside the Vatican.....guess its the most bizarre thing i ever managed to caught...unless you count that salmonella i caught the last time i went to Thailand....sigh....that was no fun at all...bla bla bla. ![hide.gif](http://market.renderosity.com/~carrara/emoticons/hide.gif) Edit...mummy is not spelled mumie...and not mommy either...sigh....

Message edited on: 11/28/2005 12:23

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
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Andreas

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Zacko ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 12:19 PM

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

What have i done!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im the next Simon arent i????

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How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
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Andreas

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TwoPynts ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 12:23 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Trapped by your own enthusiam for the bizarre! Great mummy BTW. So the Vatican is storying mummies? To be released on judgement day in a huge undead army, mwahahahaha!

Kort Kramer - Kramer Kreations


Zacko ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 12:36 PM

Eh...I kinda thought that "mwah" was how you spelled a "kiss-sound" .......ZD_HEL-11.GIF

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
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Andreas

Mystic Pic


Margana ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 12:37 PM

Ah so you took up the Simon after all Kortalouche!Glad someone did... LOL That must have pretty surprising seeing Vader casually riding next to you.Definately double-take material! LMAO at Andreas!Lucky you...you get to start the next one,nah nah n' nah nah!... Can't say I have anything like this boys,but I'll see what I can do.. Great idea Mr. D!

Marlene <")

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"A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again." - Jay Leno


Margana ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 12:40 PM

OOh we crossed...maybe I shouldn't interrupt you two,lol... ;^P

Marlene <")

Marlene S. Piskin Photography
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"A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again." - Jay Leno


TwoPynts ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 12:49 PM

LOL @ Andreas...It is also the evil laugh sound...I better spell it muahahah in the future. :) Thanks Marlene...looking forward to seeing if you can come up with something. =]

Kort Kramer - Kramer Kreations


Zacko ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 12:50 PM

The thread was about something bizarre so i suppose were still on track wouldnt ya say Kort? wink-urm.gif

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
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Andreas

Mystic Pic


TwoPynts ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 1:00 PM

Yep, Mr. wiggly brows. Now, let's see if anyone else has anything. =]

Kort Kramer - Kramer Kreations


Damia ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 1:27 PM

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Can I play?? Huh, can I, can I?? lol This is something I thought was a bit bizarre. A casket sitting over an open hole on a Friday afternoon. No one around. Just sitting there with caution tape around it. I wish now I had gotten a more pulled back shot, but I was really interested in the texture of the casket. Sorry if this bugs anyone. I'm kinda weird that way. ;) Hope this fits well enough. :)

~Damia~ LeviathanPhotography


Zacko ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 1:42 PM

Yaaaay!!!! Of course you can play!!! Cant she Kort? Please...cant she huh? #:oP At least your casket was closed while mine wasnt, lol. So if anyone get bugged by yours....i dread what theyll think of my rotten corps.... hide.gif

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
____________________

Andreas

Mystic Pic


Damia ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 1:52 PM

LOL I was tempted to try to open it! But I could just see someone walking up as I was peeking inside. That would be hard to explain....."But it was just sitting here. All I want is a good picture of it." lol I forgot to say that yours is awsome, Kort! What a cool way for Vader to get around....blend in a bit. heh heh And I never would have guessed it was out the back of a moving car! I think it came out great. Very good Simon, Kort. Now to sit back and see everyone else's bizarre stuff. :)

~Damia~ LeviathanPhotography


TwoPynts ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 2:16 PM

Neat casket there Damia! Sure, you are weird that way, but is a weird I like. I can only imagine you trying to explain yourself if anyone happened by. :) Also, I was in the back of a golf cart...not a car. Don't ask - LOL. =o]

Kort Kramer - Kramer Kreations


Denger ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 2:21 PM

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I guess this dog figured, if it puts the baby to sleep, maybe it'll work for me, too.

(NOT a staged photograph)

                                                     Concepts are the playthings of an active intellect.

 


Zacko ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 2:26 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Hes sitting on the baby!!!!! LOL....i just thought of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers trying to eat Mini Me, LOL. That is one cool shot of Lassie in an akward situation to say the least. #:O)

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
____________________

Andreas

Mystic Pic


Damia ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 2:28 PM

Aaahhhh....a golf cart. That's why you said "vehicle" and nothing specific. Hmmmmm.....okay, I won't ask. lol That dog is hilarious, Denger!! What a bizarre capture indeed! I am speechless. I know there are so many funny things to say about this shot, I just can't find the words. lol

~Damia~ LeviathanPhotography


TwoPynts ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 3:07 PM

OMG, that is too funny!

Kort Kramer - Kramer Kreations


tvernuccio ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 6:29 PM

totally LMAO!!! Kort, that's fantastic!!!! Did you take that on Halloween!!! I'll betcha a LOT of people were doing double-takes!!! FANTASTIC shooting...especially under such difficult conditions!!! Andreas, i can't believe you took a picture of mummy!!! That's like a once-in-a-lifetime shot, and you did a wonderful job!!!! Damia, how weird!! i wonder where everyone went? i mean, they don't just leave caskets sitting out! You think maybe the person like wasn't really dead, started screaming, and they opened it up and that was it? Party over? Maybe they just left the casket there 'cause they didn't see the point of burying an empty casket. Ya know. And maybe the grave-diggers were in shock and had to go to the hospital or something???? sorry for the rambling. i'm on a sugar high!! LOL! Confession, i had some chocolates for my birthday dessert. :) Totally hilarious image, Denger!!! OMG, i had this horrible thought go thru my head. i can't repeat it. i'll regret it i'm sure!!! howls with laughter!!! sorry i have nothing to contribute. :( well, i do, but it's X-rated and not RR-approved. I have some images of some rhinos...uh..."doin' it." And I mean to tell you that you don't need much of a zoom to see the male's *******. I took those pics several years ago. we went to the zoo one day and saw the rhinos AND the lions doin' it. Talk about amazing to see. And of course we HAD to take pictures!!! I don't have anything else. :(


ysvry ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 7:12 PM

animal nudity isnt banned by the toss as long as its natural. soshow us. :P

for some free stuff i made
and for almost daily fotos


TwoPynts ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 10:39 PM

Yes...twisted minds wanna see. :) And no, I shot Vader this past weekend, Thanksgiving evening actually. :)

Kort Kramer - Kramer Kreations


Zacko ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 11:47 PM

ROTFLMAO @ Sheila!!! Come on now....show us!!!! #:O)

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
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Andreas

Mystic Pic


Zeldie ( ) posted Mon, 28 November 2005 at 11:50 PM

ROFLMAO That dog is hillarious!!! I can't participate on this one :0( I don't have anything out of the ordinary to show - yet. Nice choice TwoPynts. Making it really, really hard on the peeps, are you now? g

The sole purpose in life is serving humanity.


Margana ( ) posted Tue, 29 November 2005 at 12:18 AM

LMAO at that dog!!!How funny is that?Ummm I think puppy there somehow got things a bit mixed up,lol. Well I've gone through all my pix and I have to say I really have nothing all that bizarre. :^( All I could think of was a shot of my mom-in-law,but ummm,I don't think my husband would be too pleased,lol.

Marlene <")

Marlene S. Piskin Photography
My Blog


"A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again." - Jay Leno


cynlee ( ) posted Tue, 29 November 2005 at 2:17 PM

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LOL! funny, strange, fascinating & extrodinary!! :o) this is.. the "Runaway Door" an image I only meant to straighten the slight lens distortion on... i guess i got carried away.. (the door was really there, propped up by someone squatting behind it)


TwoPynts ( ) posted Tue, 29 November 2005 at 2:24 PM

Hey, I posted a shot of a door today too! =D Great minds and all that... Is this anything like, "the fridge is running"? ;] Fun image!

Kort Kramer - Kramer Kreations


Denger ( ) posted Tue, 29 November 2005 at 2:31 PM

If there are doors into other dimensions, I'm guessing they may indeed look like this one! Great effect shot.

                                                     Concepts are the playthings of an active intellect.

 


Margana ( ) posted Wed, 30 November 2005 at 1:14 AM

Wow,very cool image Cindy.You really know how to step up to the plate! :^)

Marlene <")

Marlene S. Piskin Photography
My Blog


"A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again." - Jay Leno


cynlee ( ) posted Wed, 30 November 2005 at 1:28 AM

ah well.. thanks you guys.. like i said i was only going to straighten it like kort had shown in another thread & before i knew it, it started dancing.. monte wasn't too thrilled about carrying it all over the yard & having to hide behind it while i took a pic before replacing our front door with it.. what i really wanted is to take it out to the field & have him prop it up but that was a lot to ask & it was pretty heavy :P lol.. hope we got some more to see.. luv the mummy! ;]


Zacko ( ) posted Wed, 30 November 2005 at 2:38 AM

Whos Monte? You have a house-elf or something??? stressed.gif Brilliant work by the way on that door. Creativity ala Cindy. #:O)

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
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Andreas

Mystic Pic


coolj001 ( ) posted Wed, 30 November 2005 at 4:39 AM

Darth Vader on a three-wheeler, a mummy in the Vatican, coffin w/caution tape around it, a Dog sitting on a nipple, and that tripped out groovy door. I don't feel so strange now. lol Very cool photos...That Darth Vader dude is awesome :-)


Denger ( ) posted Wed, 30 November 2005 at 7:58 AM

@Damia -- Caution tape around the casket?! Oho! I missed that part. Shame it did not show in your photo, that would have taken it to a whole new level of bizzarity!

                                                     Concepts are the playthings of an active intellect.

 


Damia ( ) posted Wed, 30 November 2005 at 3:14 PM

Great door Cynlee!! Love it! @Denger -- I know....I am kicking myself for not getting a pulled back shot. sigh I still get nervous when I take pics out in the open when someone might object. Trying to conquer that shyness so I can get more of a variety of pictures. lol :)

~Damia~ LeviathanPhotography


cynlee ( ) posted Wed, 30 November 2005 at 3:26 PM

thanks Damia.. maybe they were taking a very long lunch.. would seem strange to leave a luved one unattended like that.. hehe, the thought to open it would cross my mind too


Margana ( ) posted Wed, 30 November 2005 at 3:38 PM

My goodness!Y'all would really peek in there????LOL! No way I would even go NEAR that casket! LOL...What a 'photographer' is willing to do for a shot.It always amazes me the chances we are all willing to take.I stood in the middle of a ton of bees to get a shot and I'm petrified of them!!!LOL

Marlene <")

Marlene S. Piskin Photography
My Blog


"A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again." - Jay Leno


cynlee ( ) posted Wed, 30 November 2005 at 3:48 PM

only the thought of it.. kind of like thinking what it would be like to drive into oncoming traffic.. i wouldn't really do it!! but do get these warped thoughts ;]


Zacko ( ) posted Wed, 30 November 2005 at 4:30 PM

Drive into oncoming traffic??? stressed.gif

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
____________________

Andreas

Mystic Pic


Margana ( ) posted Wed, 30 November 2005 at 5:24 PM

LOL Andreas,is that really any different than your moose encounters and bear-whistling? I think not. ;^)

Marlene <")

Marlene S. Piskin Photography
My Blog


"A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again." - Jay Leno


kimariehere ( ) posted Thu, 01 December 2005 at 2:26 AM

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ok this guy was the weirdiest guy I EVER ever met he didnt talk but looked at you insanly - then just ran around shoving this ball up in peoples face then shoved in his uhm ..pants and danced THAT WAS BIZARE IN MY BOOK!!!!....after he did that i wouldnt let him get too close to my face LOL!!!! great idea !!! love all your pics!!

kimmers ♥ :O)


barefootgen ( ) posted Thu, 01 December 2005 at 4:23 AM

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the company i work for moved into a new office. the place needed rewireing so they had to take up all the floor boards. they found this under there. it's a very old, very dead, very mummified cat. it must have been there an age as it doesn't smell and has the texture of leather. very odd


Zacko ( ) posted Thu, 01 December 2005 at 5:12 AM

That is the most disgusting thing i have ever seen...i even wish i hadnt seen it to be honest. yuck.gif

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
____________________

Andreas

Mystic Pic


barefootgen ( ) posted Thu, 01 December 2005 at 6:19 AM

hi zacko (and everyone else) apologies if you found the image i posted offensive or in bad taste, this was not the responce i was aiming for. i myself was intreged by the discovery of the cat and also it's appearence and preservation. i shall leave the image where it is at the moment but if anybody else is offended i shall remove it. like i said before, i thought people would be interested in such a bizzare image. i do however find it very interesting that it would be this post that would cause the first negative reaction, after all there is a picture of a dead human body and a casket waiting to be buried. which some people may find more in "bad taste" than a mummifiedpetrified cat. apologies again n


Zacko ( ) posted Thu, 01 December 2005 at 6:25 AM

Hey...im not saying you shouldnt have posted it silly. I just found that one to be the most bizarre yet....how unlogical it may seem, lol. For some reason i have a hard time dealing with seeing a dead animal. And that one really creeped me out...probably cause its all glossy...ewwww. Im sorry i gave you the wrong impression. #:o) P.S. Edit that...the most bizarre yet is that thing above it....WHAT THE HELL IS THAT KIMMIE??? Only in America eh? #:oP

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
____________________

Andreas

Mystic Pic


Denger ( ) posted Thu, 01 December 2005 at 7:53 AM

@barefootgen -- Far from disgusting, I would say that this is a case of life (or death) imitating art. I agree; very bizarre, yet beautiful in its own way. At first glance, I thought it was someone's ceramic sculpture, it almost has that glazed texture. An interesting subject (and story!) and a great addition to this Simon.

                                                     Concepts are the playthings of an active intellect.

 


Denger ( ) posted Thu, 01 December 2005 at 7:56 AM

@kimariehere -- um... . . . y e a h. Gotta love California.

                                                     Concepts are the playthings of an active intellect.

 


TwoPynts ( ) posted Thu, 01 December 2005 at 8:52 AM

Kimmer...hey, I know that guy...he was the best man at my wedding...did the same thing there too. ;] Nik, what a bizarre discovery. Very cool if you ask me. Thanks for all the posts gang, this has been a fun Simon.

Kort Kramer - Kramer Kreations


cynlee ( ) posted Thu, 01 December 2005 at 10:38 AM

o.O! nik.. i think it's totally fascinating & only slightly revolting.. i would've taken a photo of it too! ;] & just what i'd expect to see on the beaches of Calif... lol.. what a look..


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