It's just a joke--jeeese Ok V.P. Chaney shot a lawyer! A true win-win LOL I just could'nt resist. Ya know there's going to be a million of them :P

Yeah...he even had his own medical team with him.

Good start Chaney! LOL

Nahhh willowelf, that's what you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean ;o) LOL

AP News: Vice President Chaney to tour the Texas Mexican border. The INS reports that illegal imigration drops to zero. AP News: The office of the Vice President announced today that he will be hold a working retreat in Crawford, Texas, at the Bush ranch. Attending will be assorted members of the NSA and Scooter Libby. He'll be sporting an Ithica 12 gage pump. (snickers) :D

Be wery wery qwuiet Cheney's hunting terowists! Cheney's got a gun Cheney's got a gun His whole world's come undone From lookin' straight at the sun And you just know John Stewart is gonna have a field day with this on the Daily Show tonight

It's ok, he just hit a lawyer.

Well it also sounds like his version of a WARNING to other lawyers not to mess with him for leaking secrets. A little more forceful than a horsehead in the bed or boiling someone's bunny.

Former Vice President Dan Quail is now in protective FBI custody in Texas until Current Vice President Cheney leaves the state. ----------- It's being reported that just previous to the shooting incident with 78 year old Whittington. The Vice President was explaining his new Medicaid Reform Plan. ----------- New NRA advertisement: Gun don't shoot people, The Vice President does. ----------- If the VP shoots his long time financle supporter, Just think how afraid the Democrates must feel. ----------- What do Vice President Cheney and Bill Clinton have in common? They both shot there load and missed the target! ----------- lololol

Cheney begins his campaign against tort reform by showing he's hardcore... ------------- At least the lawyer didn't have to chase the ambulance this time... ------------- This is a bird. This is a lawyer. Any questions Cheney? ------------- He shot a man in Texas, just to watch him die... Some of the ones I've heard on other sites...

Well. that's what happens when a couple of turkeys go hunting quail. Lol.

rofl :D

Does remind me of a joke I heard a couple of years ago: Jake was staying with his friend Tom in Texas for a couple of days. "Let's go hunting" Tom said. "Fine" Jake replied. "What are we going to hunt?" "Lawyers" Tom said. "The season has just opened." So they went out, driving slowly on the forest roads. "There's one!" Jake said. Tom fired. "Got him." Tom didn't watch where he was driving, too busy looking for their prey, and so he bumped into another car. Lawyers flocked to the accident site. Then a cop came over. "What do you think you're doing! That's illegal!" "Hunting season is open" Tom replied. "What's wrong?" "That!" the cop said, pointing at the damaged cars. "That's illegal baiting!"

LOL! :)

falling on floor laughting. :D I just heard one on the Chris Mathews show. "Now the Bush administration can brag that they have someone at the top with combat experiance" lol

Hmm, the e-bot keeps sending me notices even though I de-checked for it. sheeee! Just heard the lawyer is in worse shape now. all jokes aside, I hope he gets over this.

Yup, same here ... and that explanations are forthcoming instead of dodging the issue.