Two fish were swiming up river when one of them hit a concrete wall and said "Damn!" A woman gave up her twin sons at birth. One went to Spain and was named Juan, the other to Egypt and was named Ahmal. Years later Juan sent his birth mother a picture of himself. The mother looked at the picture lovingly and told her husband she wished she had a picture of Ahmal. He replied: "What for, they're twins. When you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal." A guy sent out 10 puns to his friends to see if they would laugh. Unfortunately, No-pun-in-ten-did.

ROFLMAO :)

someone should pun-ish you..;) If you're going to get caught up in bad puns and shaggy-dog stories, go find some Terry Pratchett..;)

LOL! :D

Piers Anthony (the Xanth series) is probably the best source of puns around. And remember, a good pun is its own reword.

And a bad pun is its own punishment.

This does not seem like a very pun thread.

he who would pun would pocket a purse
Master and Commander

It takes pun to know one.

There's no such thing as a bad pun. To rephrase that, the only good puns are bad puns. To rephrase that, only bad puns are good puns. Why am I getting pungent looks from the community?... Am I not making any scents? Cheers, Diolma

rather puns than pundants

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. (And you thought I lacked De Gaulle to send you a story like this.)

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