This is my first freebie of this year. It should work on all Mac and Windows operating systems. It's free for both commercial and non-commercial use. If you want to give me credit in your renders, you're welcome to. However, there is no obligation. I'm just giving back to a community that's been so generous in giving to me.

Installation Instructions:
1). Download graphic to your computer.
2). Set the graphic as your desktop/wallpaper. Make sure you set it to fill up your screen. Do not have it repeat in a pattern or you may become confused and disoriented.

Usage instructions:
1). Memorize the approximate location of the bullseye.
2). Open up your browser and visit this (or any other forum).
3). When you see forum spam, adjust your window so it's approximately over the center of the bullseye.
4). Either take off one of the shoes you're wearing, pick up a telephone, or grab your mouse.
5). Hit the forum spam right in the middle of the bullseye with the shoe, telephone, or mouse.

The spam will disappear when hit hard enough. Guaranteed!

Notes:
Pregnant women, and people suffering from spinal injuries may need to ask for assistance from someone else.

User Testimonials:
"Not only did I get rid of my forum spam problem, I also lost 20 pounds through the exercise."
-- Ophra Finwry

"It's spamtastic!"
-- Greoge W. Brush

"I did not have sex with that woman!"
-- Bill Clinton

"Eeeewwwww!
-- Chelsea Clinton

[Bobasaur note: This isn't an attack on anyone's opinions. It's merely an attempt at humor. Sick, perhaps, but humor nonetheless.]

I have an LCD screen and that way I can damage it :S How will I get rid of spam now? cries desperately can I click on it with my mouse instead of hitting? :D kitty5

HAHAHAHA ROFL .... Kssttt... Ksssttt... scare that madman away :} Chris

Now you just have to associate a wip, a contest, then link it to a store, ask people if they can see your site and do 12 posts about it. :) Oh and ask a friend to post about it. "Have you seen....!!" ---------- Now completely Off topic. Does anyone remeber this Market place product from a few years ago? The Universal White T-shirt texture. It was a solid blank white jpg. Anyone else remeber that product? It was brilliant. hehe My favorite Rendo Product of all time.

AAAAH! That hurts my eyes!

hey!! mine is doing wierd things. :)

RFLMAO! That's Excellent!

:) I couldn't resist. Just be glad is wasn't a bikini texture.

Hey, this is really weird! If you stare at it really hard you can see a face...

Who else would be so evil?

here's another one. stare at it fixedly, whilst reciting the following mantra:

I will not spam the forum with freebie links
I will not spam the forum with freebie links
I will not spam the forum with freebie links

lol obm890, That is hysterical. I didn't see it at first. :) I wonder if he will ever know he is a cult icon in the Poser community.

WHOAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROFLMAO

nowadays celebrities have web 'clipping' agencies as well as the oldfashioned paper clippers ... (services who collect media references of a person/place/event/company etc for $$ so the person/company/instution can see what the world thinks of them) I can imagine him going "what the HECK?" when given this listing lol