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Subject: A call from beyond the void...


draculaz ( ) posted Sat, 08 July 2006 at 7:16 AM · edited Wed, 23 October 2024 at 9:42 PM

Dearest Bryce Forum-mites,

I come to you hat in hand, remembering the good times we spent together in such fun activities as me making fun of you booleaning, me making fun of you creating trees, and let's not forget the all-time-classic me making fun of you radiosity-ing. Carrara has been good to me over the past months, but the amassed comedic moments meant that I simply could not forget you guys.

All the same... Now that I'm, like, better than you all, I figured I should not come down from my place up high and make fun of you some more, but on the contrary, treat you as equals. Obviously, behind this thinly veiled charade of me acting like I care rests me needing something from you all. Ever since the last flood in Romania my basement received a taste of Venice and the 1000 monkeys that were there furiously typing out funny quips, hilarious antics and thought-provoking memoirs died. Actually, 999 died, the one that got away was on a smoke break and co-incidentally wasn't in the union, so I fired it.

The predicament I find myself in thusly requires me to ask you all for a bit of advice, hoping that your amassed brain-power, while clearly superior to that of 999 monkeys, is quite enough to match those sparks of pure genius I like to call my thoughts. Having lurked in the shadows of this forum for the past while I can't say that my hopes are indeed justified in any manner, but I expect that the sun can rise again even in the most decrepid of hell-holes. Certainly posts such as the 10 commandments of Bryce-dom and what not have some value, other than the most valid of reasons -spelling out my name - a gesture for which I would like to thank The Bryster.

So here is the deal, I want to register a new domain name that will encorporate all my passions (i.e. photography, 3D art, writing). And I'd like to call it something but work, real life and women stop me from sitting down and thinking. So I need you all to come up with royalty-free ideas.

And it is with the utmost respect and love that I thank you, peons :)

drac
ps: those of you that got offended in the slightest at the above remarks should really stop breathing. i love you all :)


bucketload3D ( ) posted Sat, 08 July 2006 at 7:28 AM · edited Sat, 08 July 2006 at 7:29 AM

someone, call the ER, we have a clear case of draculazis vivus lazyassus in here :unsure: .. heh what about "thumbnailtitties.com"? :biggrin: it is totally in your style!

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TheBryster ( ) posted Sat, 08 July 2006 at 8:34 AM
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Hang-on! The Romaniac wants us to name his web-site? The Wings3d-ite needs our help? The Night-Crawler needs assistance from us Day-walkers?

Ya verily I say unto the righteous! The swine of the Earth have become airbourne! (pigs have flown)

www.picartpen.com

Simply enough for you, DRACULAZ?

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And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...


Dann-O ( ) posted Sat, 08 July 2006 at 9:33 AM

How about something nice like Dracula's_vortex_of _despair.com

Or maybe a descriptive phrase like.
Things_that _devour_Drac's_mind.com

Rotten_meat_in_a_grubby_Tshirt.com

Stop_spanking_your_Monkey_and_talk_3D.com

The wit of a misplaced ex-patriot.
I cheated on my metaphysics exam by looking into the soul of the person next to me.


pakled ( ) posted Sat, 08 July 2006 at 11:44 AM

Drac is channeling Tallpindo?..;) j/k..;)

Hmm..the Wayward Vertex...Robbie's Robot Resort...Points in the Universe...Vlad Tsepesh's Modelrama..the Converging Eyebrow (just kidding..;)..Insert Catchy Title here..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)


RodsArt ( ) posted Sat, 08 July 2006 at 12:07 PM

mdgrfx.com   rolls of the tongue pretty well

Here are a few others that didn't quite do it...hehe

barbwire_subtleties.com

baby_spawning_oriface.com

Mihn-imal.com

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PJF ( ) posted Sat, 08 July 2006 at 4:18 PM

it'sallaboutme.com

 


Cyba_Storm ( ) posted Sat, 08 July 2006 at 4:33 PM

Humblepie.com


donniemc0 ( ) posted Sat, 08 July 2006 at 4:37 PM

**Draculart.com ** (or is that too obvious...?):blink:

 


draculaz ( ) posted Sat, 08 July 2006 at 5:35 PM

yeah, nothing to do with dracula(z), thx :)


Flak ( ) posted Sat, 08 July 2006 at 7:24 PM

IWantYourBabies.com

 

.......or perhaps something that means creative zone or collection in it, or something that means that, as what you want is a place to showpeice your creative works. I have no idea what to name it, but maybe that''ll fire something up for someone else.

 

PS, that monkey you fired... is using your msn to log on and be "away" all the itme ;)

Dreams are just nightmares on prozac...
Digital WasteLanD


tjohn ( ) posted Sun, 09 July 2006 at 2:25 AM · edited Sun, 09 July 2006 at 2:26 AM

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy


draculaz ( ) posted Sun, 09 July 2006 at 5:28 AM

www.brycetraitorposerhater.com

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


RodsArt ( ) posted Sun, 09 July 2006 at 7:14 AM

"Forum-mites"..................or "Forum-ites".

LOL

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sackrat ( ) posted Sun, 09 July 2006 at 2:29 PM

Romanianrunningamok.org ?

"Any club that would have me as a member is probably not worth joining" -Groucho Marx


draculaz ( ) posted Sun, 09 July 2006 at 3:23 PM

nm, fixed it. thank you all for your -expected- lack of help.

i still love you, though.

drac
(sexually)


Flak ( ) posted Sun, 09 July 2006 at 7:26 PM

So what'd you choose?

Dreams are just nightmares on prozac...
Digital WasteLanD


Rayraz ( ) posted Mon, 10 July 2006 at 7:01 AM

www.dracypoo.com

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