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Subject: This freebie SUCKS!


TrekkieGrrrl ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 1:25 PM · edited Sat, 11 January 2025 at 11:40 AM

;o) Made you look, didn't I?

Well this DOES suck. Quite literally...

It's on my homepage now and soon in Free Stuff here as well :o)

Enjoy.

Note that it's technically a character and not a prop, so it'll load from Figures/Characters.

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randym77 ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 1:34 PM

LOL!  I was almost afraid to look. 

That looks a lot like my vacuum.  Only mine's red instead of blue.

Heh.  Something to terrorize the Millennium Cat with! 


vilian ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 1:35 PM · edited Mon, 20 November 2006 at 1:38 PM

Sucks indeed ! Yeah, the subject line made me look :)
Now I can re-make my "Just a maid" render. Poseable hose adds some interesting possibilities ^^ Thank you !

Edit: Mill Cat ? Nope. Something to terrorize my guinea piggie with :P. Poor thing goes frenzy because of the sound vacuum cleaner makes O.o



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sirenia ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 1:45 PM

Haha, Okay, okay, you made me look :-D Nice freebie :-)

 

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RAMWorks ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 1:56 PM

That was pretty funny there TG!!

Nice freebie!! 😄

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StevieG1965 ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 2:36 PM

OMG!! :blink: I was almost too scared to click on the link!  LOL!!  That was too funny, and it's a great prop...thanks a lot.


ialora ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 3:02 PM

Wooo boy!  You almost had every Poser moderator and coordinator in the area rushing in to stop a potential brawl.  Good thing it's only a canister vac that's sucking in here.  Does it come with removable attachments?  

Irene

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TrekkieGrrrl ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 3:09 PM

Quote - Wooo boy!  You almost had every Poser moderator and coordinator in the area rushing in to stop a potential brawl.

GG

It is partially detachable, in the sense that it's all different "bodyparts", so if you want to remove the pipe and so on, just make the parts invisible.

At first I planned to make it with smartpropped things, but in the end it was easier just to do it like this.

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Alisa ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 3:17 PM

Didn't get me -  I saw who it was from, and I knew right away you'd made us a vacumn cleaner. :biggrin:  Thanks!!  Love your freebies!

Cheers,
Alisa

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ialora ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 3:23 PM

"It is partially detachable, in the sense that it's all different "bodyparts", so if you want to remove the pipe and so on, just make the parts invisible."

That'll probably work.  I had a funny image of that ardvark-like character I have with his nose sucked up into the nozzle.  :lol:

Irene-


CaptainJack1 ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 3:58 PM

Quote - ;o) Made you look, didn't I?

 

Aww... and here I was all set to start pontificating and foaming at the mouth again at another rant. :lol:

Good looking toy, by the way, Ms. Grrrl. 😄


Acadia ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 4:07 PM · edited Mon, 20 November 2006 at 4:08 PM

Got me too!  I didn't look to see who the poster was, all I saw was the title and I was ready to lay down my life in defense of  the makers of freebies everywhere!!!!!!!!!!  LOL

Great freebie, thank you :)

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ialora ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 4:14 PM

**If YOU don't talk to your CAT about catnip, who will?"
**
This is most definitely a serious problem.  My friend's cat is such a stoner that he has taken to stealing in order to pay for his catnip habit.  Very sad...  ;-)

Irene-


Acadia ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 4:23 PM · edited Mon, 20 November 2006 at 4:23 PM

Quote - **If YOU don't talk to your CAT about catnip, who will?"
**
This is most definitely a serious problem.  My friend's cat is such a stoner that he has taken to stealing in order to pay for his catnip habit.  Very sad...  ;-)

Time for an  "Intervention".  Perhaps your friend can contact the show's producers and see if they would do an episode of a feline catnip addict?  hehe

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi



ialora ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 4:32 PM

Unfortunately, they are enablers.  They give Bonzi catnip!  Although, he does look so happy and peacefull lying on a chair with his eyes all blood shot and glassy. :lol:   

Irene-


TrekkieGrrrl ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 4:37 PM

C<tnip is a lot of fun. None of our previous cats has ever been interested in it (it's not all cats who react to catnip) but the ones we have now all do, and it's simply a sight to see them when they've got some. They're totally stoned. It's so funny!

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JenX ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 5:34 PM

Whew!  i know I'm late to the party, but I thought I was gonna have to pour some water up in here!  :lol:

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infinity10 ( ) posted Mon, 20 November 2006 at 7:41 PM

In my home country, there was actually a bus ad using this suck gimmick for a vacuum-cleaner model.

TG - thanks, you rock, as always !

Eternal Hobbyist

 


AntoniaTiger ( ) posted Tue, 21 November 2006 at 2:16 AM

It has been observed, elsenet, that if behaviour is coded into the genes, and carried forward from a species distant past, we know two things about the ur-feline: 1: It killed its prey by leaping out in front of them and tripping them up. 2: It was subject to predation by asthmatic elephants.


TrekkieGrrrl ( ) posted Tue, 21 November 2006 at 4:40 AM

:m_laugh: AntoniaTiger. Took me a moment to get the last bit, but :lol:

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pakled ( ) posted Tue, 21 November 2006 at 6:30 AM

considering props you have available on other sites..('nuff said), I still knew it would be a vacuum cleaner..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)


TrekkieGrrrl ( ) posted Tue, 21 November 2006 at 6:41 AM

Quote - considering props you have available on other sites..('nuff said), I still knew it would be a vacuum cleaner..;)

I have NO IDEA what you're referring to

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You just can't put the words "Poserites" and "happy" in the same sentence - didn't you know that? LaurieA
  Using Poser since 2002. Currently at Version 11.1 - Win 10.



Virtua36 ( ) posted Tue, 21 November 2006 at 6:57 AM

Great ,now I can make one of those NVIATWAVC pics !  ;-)
Thank you very much.


infinity10 ( ) posted Tue, 21 November 2006 at 7:37 AM

@Virtua36 - yeah !  LOL ! "NVIATWAVC" !

Eternal Hobbyist

 


spedler ( ) posted Tue, 21 November 2006 at 1:12 PM

Attached Link: http://www.totse.com/en/technology/science_technology/vacuum.html

*Warning - mature humorous (well, depending on your sense of humour) content at the link*

Those whose minds ran along a track other than thinking this was a vacuum cleaner might find their eyes watering at the above link!

Steve


ialora ( ) posted Tue, 21 November 2006 at 1:27 PM

So the lesson here is that if you're a naked man, STAY AWAY FROM VACUUM CLEANERS! :lol:

Irene-


Acadia ( ) posted Tue, 21 November 2006 at 4:32 PM · edited Tue, 21 November 2006 at 4:34 PM

As a nurse I've seen and heard all kinds of bizar things, so I am tending to think that those incidents were not "accidents" and the outcome was other than what was expected,  LOL  Not all ideas conceived with the small head turn out to be good ones!!!! 😉

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi



infinity10 ( ) posted Tue, 21 November 2006 at 10:31 PM

LOL !!! 

Best leave the sucker for dealing with dust.

 

 

Eternal Hobbyist

 


TrekkieGrrrl ( ) posted Wed, 22 November 2006 at 7:03 AM

Darn I see I shouyld have modeled a Dustette...

Well.. there's still time for that, I guess. :lol:

And I admit I was sorta inspired by a photo I saw where the vacuum cleaner was used for ... other things than collecting dust. I am pretty sure I can't post the pic here (though it's actually fairly decent with no bits showing or anything) but if anyone wants to see it, I've posted a challenge at RaunchyMinds where the task is to recreate said pic in Poser ;o)

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You just can't put the words "Poserites" and "happy" in the same sentence - didn't you know that? LaurieA
  Using Poser since 2002. Currently at Version 11.1 - Win 10.



Nvlonewulf ( ) posted Wed, 22 November 2006 at 11:31 AM

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I'm late in posting this warning but it's scary how early this catnip addiction can begin. Here's one of my foster kittens after rolling in catnip.  I wanted to keep him but I was afraid I wouldn't be able to afford his addiction.

The only thing I don't procrastinate is procrastinating. That I do right away.


pakled ( ) posted Wed, 22 November 2006 at 7:20 PM

I've heard stories..;)  I have a Dust Puppy modeled somewhere, if you need one..;) (from a site called 'user friendly, it's techie humor..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)


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