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Subject: Posable Anus for M3 and David


nruddock ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 9:32 AM

:lol:


JOELGLAINE ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 11:48 AM

I found another mimic-compatible anus!  Unfortunately we can't download it for another two years, since he's president of the United States.

:lol:

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Anthony Appleyard ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 1:38 PM

Who in the name of expletive-deleted wants a posable anus, anyway? Can't you think of something more hygienic to make images of??????? When I was young we had enough nuisance with everybody's delivery cart horses posing their unhygienic anuses all over the road and someone had to clean up after them.


dphoadley ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 1:55 PM

Quote - Who in the name of expletive-deleted wants a posable anus, anyway? Can't you think of something more hygienic to make images of??????? When I was young we had enough nuisance with everybody's delivery cart horses posing their unhygienic anuses all over the road and someone had to clean up after them.

Perhaps someone wants to make an upclose and personal render of a 'Happy" guy or couple pic.
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Casette ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 2:34 PM · edited Sat, 09 December 2006 at 2:36 PM

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You're killing me, ASSHOLES

:lol:

(or I might to say ANUSHOLES??) :lol:


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Byrdie ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 2:51 PM

Those of you wondering about V4 take note: she barely has genitals, let alone a proper bum.  👎  Boobz on the other hand ... :rolleyes:

Er, and if anybody does get a proper solution to this missing bit of anatomy -- hey, there's other uses for it besides porn & bathroom humor, ya know 😉  -- please PM me.


billy423uk ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 4:37 PM

i agree byrdie. a posable anus could double up as a poasable bullet hole, if you used a lot of em and scaled em down you could have posable woodworm holes. or for those who lost all but the index digit......... ta da.....a finger mitten.

billy


ziggie ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 4:39 PM

Quote - Er, and if anybody does get a proper solution to this missing bit of anatomy -- hey, there's other uses for it besides porn & bathroom humor, ya know 😉  -- please PM me.

 

Yeah right... you could put a set of Millenium teeth in it and use it crop the lawn..!!

"You don't have to be mad to use Poser... but it helps"


Dave ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 4:43 PM

Geez, folks. Someone asks a legitimate question and this is how we respond? Now I'm sure if this had been for V3 or any other girl model the response would've been different. David


Moonbiter ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 5:00 PM

Now I wouldn't say that Dave. Personally anytime anyone asks for a posable bunghole for any figure there should be an amazing amount of humor involved. It's just one of those subjects, serious or not, that automatically tickle the funny bone.

At least no one is screaming to high heavens about how terrible it is to be asking for such an item or what kind of questionable images will be made with it. Personally I'm thinking tonnes of GWB renders could be done with such an item. ;)


JOELGLAINE ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 5:04 PM

Besides that---MOST people who've read the thread got a real good laugh out it, and THAT is never a bad thing.

Using all those paper towels to clean off my monitor after I sprayed them with coke reading this thread and laughing is another thing!

I cannot save the world. Only my little piece of it. If we all act together, we can save the world.--Nelson Mandela
An  inconsistent hobgoblin is the fool of little minds
Taking "Just do it" to a whole new level!   


ziggie ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 5:04 PM

Totally agree with Bumbiter... err... sorry... Moonbiter...

"You don't have to be mad to use Poser... but it helps"


Byrdie ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 5:36 PM

Quote: Personally I'm thinking tonnes of GWB renders could be done with such an item. ;)

Er, wouldn't that be against TOS? Or does recto-cranial inversion count as a disease, making such renders medical illustrations and therefore TOS-kosher? 😕


nruddock ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 5:43 PM

Quote - Geez, folks. Someone asks a legitimate question and this is how we respond? Now I'm sure if this had been for V3 or any other girl model the response would've been different. David

The answer would have been the same, as the geometery in this area has always been unfavourable to the required modifications. :rolleyes:
The joking about it, like the bending of the buttocks has improved with each version though. :tongue2:


Tiari ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 5:54 PM

Who knows, maybe its for a preparation H ad? You never know :)


ziggie ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 6:00 PM

Quote - Who knows, maybe its for a preparation H ad? You never know :)

 

eewww.... my Granpa used to use that stuff... problem was... he was short sighted and thought it was toothpaste..

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Dave ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 6:01 PM

Well I guess most found the jokes more humorous than I did.


Byrdie ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 6:12 PM

Ah, but that's because your taste in jokes is, shall we say, a bit more refined. Kids do outgrow bathroom humor ... eventually.

And if someone were looking for a nose-blowing morph, would there be as many booger jokes? Noses are "dirty" body parts too, yanno. ;-)


Miss Nancy ( ) posted Sat, 09 December 2006 at 7:50 PM · edited Sat, 09 December 2006 at 7:51 PM

man, I keep hoping this anus thread will dry up and blow away :lol: jeez, if only I had an "ignore thread" button somewhere :lol: unfortunately, "ignore thread" and "ignore user' don't work in php forums :crying:



Dave ( ) posted Sun, 10 December 2006 at 12:39 AM

try unsubscribe...


dphoadley ( ) posted Sun, 10 December 2006 at 1:26 AM

Quote - I use a primitive torus, putting it 'in the right place' and texturing it with the face map... and a lil'bit of tweaking  ;)
It works for me (at least for my Vickies, Stephs, Aikos...)  ;)
I'm afraid I can't upload a test. All they are stored at Renderotica XD

Does it come with a 'Pucker' morph?  And if you use the head texture, how do you get the wrinkles to look authentic?
Dzhugashvili's Gerbille

  STOP PALESTINIAN CHILD ABUSE!!!! ISLAMIC HATRED OF JEWS


TrekkieGrrrl ( ) posted Sun, 10 December 2006 at 2:29 AM

Quote -
Er, and if anybody does get a proper solution to this missing bit of anatomy -- hey, there's other uses for it besides porn & bathroom humor, ya know 😉  -- please PM me.

ORLY? :lol:

Well anyway, if such a thing exists, I'm definately interested as well. Though I may actually use it for one of the purposes Byrdie wouldn't 😉

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takezo3001 ( ) posted Sun, 10 December 2006 at 3:06 AM

Quote - I was designing a couple of anus models for V3 and M3 once ...............................but I rectum.
:biggrin:

BWWAA-Haaa haaa!! Usually PUNS gives me the RUNS, "butt" this one is so FUN!

...Ooops, gotta go, natures callin'! ;^)



Tomsde ( ) posted Sun, 10 December 2006 at 6:58 AM

People often find talking about the human anatomy distasteful.  DAZ has yet to produce a complete figure of a woman with the proper parts.   Victoria 4 still is missing a vagina, I don't understand what the big deal is, I mean why they don't make a woman with one.  The current run of native poser females have vagina.  M3, Freak and David have only what I would condersider to be poor represenations of the male anatomy, but at least they have it, not just a GI Joe blank groin.  Those who don't like such things are free to turn it off.

I think it's fun to joke about such things since we can at least discuss the topic without a huge out cry.   I think, however, the folks on the Renderotica forum could offer a more serious reply and have methods to achieve the desired effect, Blond Bear is particularly good at simulating all the various effects desired.  He can be very helpful with posing tips, perhaps the author should send him a private maessage on the subject.


JOELGLAINE ( ) posted Sun, 10 December 2006 at 9:47 AM

Sex IS a part of life and a big part of relationships.  Not representing anatomical details, which are at least as important as fingernails, is a serious lack!  DAZ works out of a SERIOUSLY repressive religous area of the USA.   The sect in that area are as strict as the Taliban, in their own way and at least as controling.  As such, no wonder they can't really produce anything with working genitailia, most of the time.

What they DO sneak out is better than nothing.  Things around here have gotten more repressive...OOPS, I mean restrictive over the last year or so, so people joke around about stuff.  Any prolonged discussion of any serious sexual themed area runs a very high risk of being locked quickly.

That's why the morphing anus has been the butt of jokes around here.  (<Sorry, I just couldn't resist.  I'm just not a brown-noser. :lol:)

I cannot save the world. Only my little piece of it. If we all act together, we can save the world.--Nelson Mandela
An  inconsistent hobgoblin is the fool of little minds
Taking "Just do it" to a whole new level!   


Byrdie ( ) posted Sun, 10 December 2006 at 4:44 PM

Quote: Though I may actually use it for one of the purposes Byrdie wouldn't

Now, TG, you oughta know me better than that.  😉  Which reminds me, I really must do some naughty wizard renders soon, else I'll probably lose my Raunchy license. 😊


ziggie ( ) posted Sun, 10 December 2006 at 5:43 PM

Morphing anus...? What we need is a constipated 3d modeller, perhaps they could work something out with a pencil and paper...

"You don't have to be mad to use Poser... but it helps"


billy423uk ( ) posted Sun, 10 December 2006 at 5:53 PM

Quote - Morphing anus...? What we need is a constipated 3d modeller, perhaps they could work something out with a pencil and paper...

 

or just a pencil lol

billy


ziggie ( ) posted Sun, 10 December 2006 at 5:55 PM

Quote - > Quote - Morphing anus...? What we need is a constipated 3d modeller, perhaps they could work something out with a pencil and paper...

 

or just a pencil lol

billy

 

They would need the paper to catch it in...

"You don't have to be mad to use Poser... but it helps"


dphoadley ( ) posted Sun, 10 December 2006 at 9:23 PM

Hamas has comoe up with an excellent cure tor constipation, one that absolutely blows you away!
Dzhugashvili's Gerbille

  STOP PALESTINIAN CHILD ABUSE!!!! ISLAMIC HATRED OF JEWS


EllPro ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 3:03 AM

Have Dodger do it. It'd be the Aeon Anus™.


Byrdie ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 11:35 AM · edited Mon, 11 December 2006 at 11:37 AM

We're still waiting on Dodger's D**k. ;-) 


Dave ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 11:40 AM

LOL


Byrdie ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 11:51 AM · edited Mon, 11 December 2006 at 11:53 AM

Nuts! I accidentally double posted.  :blushing:  Sorry about that.

Edit: Hmm, looks like it disappeared. Must be a glitch.


EllPro ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 7:56 PM

http://poserpros.daz3d.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=30919

Is it wrong of me to link these two threads? :tongue2:


Thom1965 ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 8:00 PM

Everything you do is wrong, Ell .... but you do it so right :)


EllPro ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 8:03 PM

Well, thank you Thom. You may bask in My glory now. ;)

So let's see... how do I link the penis thread, the anus thread and the anal probe thread... hmmm...


Thom1965 ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 8:03 PM

As for the hole, er whole morphing anus thing ... it's certainly the one piece of anatomy that's been left behind, um, yeah, left behind in the world of 3D development. It would have to be a very good model for someone to charge for it, I mean really who want to pay for a bad piece of, er, well modeling.  I'd just hope that the teeth work better than Hiro's do!


Thom1965 ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 8:05 PM

Quote - Well, thank you Thom. You may bask in My glory now. ;)

So let's see... how do I link the penis thread, the anus thread and the anal probe thread... hmmm...

 

taint possible :P


pakled ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 8:05 PM

*I need some teepee for my bunghole- Beavis..;)
he said 'bunghole' - Butthead..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)


Byrdie ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 8:07 PM

Quote: So let's see... how do I link the penis thread, the anus thread and the anal probe thread... hmmm...


I refuse to answer that one on the grounds it may incriminate, er, get my can TOSed.  😉


EllPro ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 8:07 PM · edited Mon, 11 December 2006 at 8:08 PM

Taint possible? What, you basking in My glory or linking the threads?

...

I know the former is possible...


JOELGLAINE ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 8:17 PM

OR desirable! :lol:

I cannot save the world. Only my little piece of it. If we all act together, we can save the world.--Nelson Mandela
An  inconsistent hobgoblin is the fool of little minds
Taking "Just do it" to a whole new level!   


Thom1965 ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 8:25 PM

Quote - Taint possible? What, you basking in My glory or linking the threads?

...

I know the former is possible...

 

I'm blinded by the light of your probe, Ell ..... aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


billy423uk ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 8:32 PM

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Quote - Quote: So let's see... how do I link the penis thread, the anus thread and the anal probe thread... hmmm...


I refuse to answer that one on the grounds it may incriminate, er, get my can TOSed.  😉

 

didn't some prick from nasa send a probe to investigate uranus

billy


EllPro ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 8:37 PM

Quote - > Quote - Quote: So let's see... how do I link the penis thread, the anus thread and the anal probe thread... hmmm...


I refuse to answer that one on the grounds it may incriminate, er, get my can TOSed.  😉

 

didn't some prick from nasa send a probe to investigate uranus

billy

Yeah, but they're lousy pilots at NASA. One wrong thrust and he rectum.


Thom1965 ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 8:38 PM

Quote - > Quote - Quote: So let's see... how do I link the penis thread, the anus thread and the anal probe thread... hmmm...


I refuse to answer that one on the grounds it may incriminate, er, get my can TOSed.  😉

 

didn't some prick from nasa send a probe to investigate uranus

billy

 

I remeber that one! Didn't it just disappear?


Byrdie ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 8:39 PM

Oh. Words. 'scuze me, I was thinking in renders.  :blushing: Good one.


EllPro ( ) posted Mon, 11 December 2006 at 8:42 PM

Quote - Oh. Words. 'scuze me, I was thinking in renders.  :blushing: Good one.

LOL

Cheeky, aren't you?

About that uranus probe... didn't it get pulled into a black hole?


Casette ( ) posted Tue, 12 December 2006 at 12:48 AM

IT'S TOO MUCH FOR ME, I'M JUST WAKING UP, PLIZ FOLKZ GIMME A BREATHHHH :lol:


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