Quote - I use a primitive torus, putting it 'in the right place' and texturing it with the face map... and a lil'bit of tweaking 

So the old joke about 'Got a match? - Yeah, my face and your ass' isn't that far off?

mac

Funniest Thread Ever.

hope it doesn't use too much memory

billy

Quote - been working all night on this and finally i managed to creat the mesh for a posable anus.

hope it doesn't use too much memory

billy

But will it be Mimic compatible?????

Quote - > Quote - been working all night on this and finally i managed to creat the mesh for a posable anus.

hope it doesn't use too much memory

billy

But will it be Mimic compatible?????

That is definatly an must. To complete the animated retelling of  Chatterbox with a male lead there's just no other way...

i'm working on it. the vowels seem to be ok just can't seem to get it round the consonants. it started of as a torus till i decided one ring was enough for anyone. it can be scaled from sumo downwards. though it hasn't been boned yet hehe.

billy

Quote - i'm working on it. the vowels seem to be ok just can't seem to get it round the consonants. it started of as a torus till i decided one ring was enough for anyone. it can be scaled from sumo downwards. though it hasn't been boned yet hehe.

billy

Well, once it's been boned it should be much easier to manipulate.

Good consonants, bad bowel sounds. 

Ouch, that one really hurt!

Should we really be discussing boning an anus in these forums?

:b_stunned:

Good luck and hope any problems are rect(um)ified before release!

This hole thread is a result of some inter-orifice rivalry! :biggrin:

i was going to say rigging an anus but thought it sounded rather vulgar lol

billy

So... how many bones to you plan on jamming into your anus? I've heard that if you put too many bones into it then it'll wind up being huge. Or were you intending to have a huge anus? And if you're gonna' test the Mimic capabilities, wouldn't a George W Bush speech be better?

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hope it doesn't use too much memory

billy

How much memory does an anus need?????

:P: - just had this strange vision of one of us rushing into the nearest computer store and saying
**"Quick I need more ram so my anus will work!"

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quit a lot cos it's anal retentive hehe

billy

I don't believe anybody wants to be around when the posable anus is "released"!!! :laugh:

I had an anus some time ago... and before you start joking, I'm gay so whatever you say is probably true :D  It was basically a piece of modelled skin analogous to the female genital area you could get for V1 and Steph1, it was supposed to fit in the area between the buttocks. I can't remember who made it, might have been Fab (ffabris) but I had no luck fitting it at the time, maybe now I'm a more experienced Poser user I could fathom out how to work it.

I'll see if I can find it and do something with it - actually I think regrouping and morphing the area is probably going to meet with more success. Sounds like more fun as well - c'mere, David! On the table! :D

[departs amidst the snap of latex gloves...]

Madrigal
Good deal and if you find it let me know.  I'd love to get that prop from you.  Thanks.
Adrian

It's a dynamic anus?
It's Poser7 compatible?
It's V4 compatible?
It's Sydney compatible?

:b_grin:

:b_funny:

Quote - Does it need to be MIMIC compatible..?

 
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Quote - DAZ works out of a SERIOUSLY repressive religous area of the USA.   The sect in that area are as strict as the Taliban, in their own way and at least as controling. 

Yes, because Utah generally has groups of people roaming the streets beheading anyone that doesn't fit the mold.  And all of their women are forced to wear burquas too.  

rolls eyes heavily at the ignorance of some people

This thread will surely go down as one of the most unusual in the anals of Renderosity history.

I'm sure that old anus works fine, but I think I'd prefer a new one. ;)

I have that old prop but no read-me so I can't redistribute it since I don't know who to get permission from. Several months ago I tried tracking it down but no luck, the guy I thought had made it said it wasn't his.  And adding to the bad luck, the one he did make even he didn't have any longer, I don't recall now if it was a fire or a move that trashed his computer but anyway he lost his ass.

Ouch! Bad pun. But he really did lose it. :-(

Just wondering... shouldn't this thread about the anus be a sticky? :)

Shouldn't be a sticky as long as we keep it clean, and not just the butt of jokes.

....you know...I think I feel dirty at the thought of making this thread sticky.  :lol:

Quote - ....you know...I think I feel dirty at the thought of making this thread sticky.  :lol:

yes jen but quite excited at the same time hehe

billy

What Jen... you don't want to make M3's anus sticky?

*must at least pretend to look innocent

:lol:*

:snicker:  which is kinda hard to do, if like me, you're thinking of Honey Buns.  ;-)

Well, that actually makes me feel less innocent...I'll leave that to the imagination....

:lol:

Hey! There's a perfectly logical explanation. While getting ready for bed (naked & about to change into his PJs) he accidentally sat on his midnight snack, a Little Debbie Honey Bun.

Now before you all pelt me with rotten tomatoes, this is indeed possible. I've come frighteningly close to doing it myself, can't see a damn thing once my glasses are off and if I've forgotten where I put the snack tray, well ....

And once you were taking a shower when you remembered that there was some dirt on the floor, so you got out and went over to your old tube-style vaccuum and turned it on. Your towel fell off, so you squatted down to get it and the vaccuum nozzel went and....

Honest, Doctor...

Well...doesn't THAT just suck?

I don't know, but I suspect..ah..no..don't go there..;)
somehow boning one sort of brings the legs together, and crossed..;)

If there are any bugs in your anus, wouldn't it need a service release????

That's a good point.  Your beta testers had better be probing that anus for all they're worth, because Poserdom doesn't need any more dysfunctional butt-holes about.

We got more than our fair share right now!

:lol:  Bwhahahahahhhahhahahahahaahahhahaahahh

Such creative minds there be in Renderosity - and playful ones as well !
Uh, but are we any closer to getting a functional 3D aperture / orifice / whatever ?

So ... if you're INJECTING MORPHS to your posable anus, you really are... er... ulp...

:lol: 

Quote - So ... if you're INJECTING MORPHS to your posable anus, you really are... er... ulp...

.... shoving them up your.... er.... jacksy?

BTW, would this posable anus have embedded geometry?

mac

It just occurred to me that if I were browsing through my texture folders and came across 'anus.jpg', I'd be extremely concerned.

mac

Quote - It just occurred to me that if I were browsing through my texture folders and came across 'anus.jpg', I'd be extremely concerned.

mac

What if you died and your loved ones found "anus.jpg" on your computer?

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(note to self - delete Goatse folder and screensaver)

Quote - That's a good point.  Your beta testers had better be probing that anus for all they're worth, because Poserdom doesn't need any more dysfunctional butt-holes about.

We got more than our fair share right now!

:lol:  Bwhahahahahhhahhahahahahaahahhahaahahh

I think we're all set for probing, thanks to EllPro ;)

Quote: What if you died and your loved ones found "anus.jpg" on your computer?

Someone would probably say: "Isn't that Uncle Fred?"  and "Funny, I don't remember when that was taken but it looks just like him."

(Note to self: edit bookmark file and lock up Pervy Wizard folder)

As long as we don't get that "itching and burning" sensation.  

Quote - I think we're all set for probing, thanks to EllPro ;)

Hey, I squeeze out what I can. I don't want to be an ass about it, butt... I'm still laughing over that other thread. How anal can some people be?

Quote - We're still waiting on Dodger's D**k. ;-) 

What about Dodger's duck? :tt2:

Old joke for hardcore old-school Babylon 5 fans.

:ohmy: You can't do that with a duck. A d**k, yes, but not a duck.

(On second thought maybe you can ...  but I sure don't wanna know. )

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