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Bryce F.A.Q (Last Updated: 2024 Nov 21 4:12 am)
Subject: OT: The Wisdom of a Wife
After our wedding we went on a driving tour of the UK. 2 hours in we had a puncture. I changed the wheel, kicked the car and yelled, "ONE!"
The next day while cruising north on the M1 the car spluttered to a halt. On the side of the road I popped the hood and stripped the carbourator, cleared out the float chamber, put it all back together, closed the hood, started the car and yelled, "TWO!"
That evening just as we pulled into Blackpool by the sea the exhaust pipe fell off. I stopped the car, emptied the boot/trunk of our luggage, let off the handbrake, let the thing roll into the water and screamed, "THREE!"
My new wife, amazed by my behaviour, yelled, "What the hell did you do that for? Now we don't have a car and we have to walk 5 miles to the hotel!"
I looked her right in the eyes and said, " One"...........................
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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster
And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...
Oooh, I do, and he's a mean one!
Lol!
Measure
your mind's height
by the shade it casts.
Robert Browning (Paracelsus)
http://franontheedge.blogspot.com/
A couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary not too long ago....lovingly sharing the event at a glorious, romantic dinner for 2. A 'good fairy' appeared, granting them each a wish. The wife wished for a romantic cruise around the world with her wonderful hubby! The hubby said...."Hey, that romantic cruise sounds great, but I sure woudl like it with a woman 25 years younger"!
Poof! He became 103!
Moral: careful what you wish for! lol
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When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
"Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year-old blonde."
"Now we have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.