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Subject: OT and just for fun....The English Language

TheBryster opened this issue on Jul 15, 2008 · 13 posts
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TheBryster ( ) posted Tue, 15 July 2008 at 8:09 AM · edited Sun, 24 November 2024 at 12:36 PM
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Isn't the english language a strange beast?

We send a shipment by car and a cargo by ship...

We tie our ties

We light the light

Others might want to jump in here....................

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

50parsecs ( ) posted Tue, 15 July 2008 at 9:50 AM

"We drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway"- George Carlin

dhama ( ) posted Tue, 15 July 2008 at 11:31 AM

Hehehe... if you've got this much free time, mayber you could enter the challenge....

*We recite at a play and play at a recital

We have noses that run and feet that smell.*

bikermouse ( ) posted Wed, 16 July 2008 at 12:59 AM

Naw, too easy.

I think  I'm gonna go into the back room and kill me a few ice wolves. If I kill me enough of them I'll get the Wolf clan to help me to kill a few dozen of them orcs who've been messing with the Hammer clan. I already got a guy from the Fire clan to help but he's real fat - maybe I can use him as a shield when the orc shamans show up. anyrate my cat Katrina's announcing that it's bed time for man  (I think she just wants me to leave the front door open and go to into the bedroom  so she can talk to her boyfriends Arrow and Owl without me hearing what she's saying).   

A_Sunbeam ( ) posted Wed, 16 July 2008 at 4:04 AM

A watchdog does not sleep on his dogwatch.

RodsArt ( ) posted Wed, 16 July 2008 at 4:47 AM

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/4-20-2005-68792.asp

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? LOL

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Ockham's razor- It's that simple

pakled ( ) posted Wed, 16 July 2008 at 7:12 AM

you can prick your finger, but don't...;) - George Carlin

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

TheBryster ( ) posted Wed, 16 July 2008 at 9:06 AM
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If someone from London is a Londonite......what is someone who comes from Paris?

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

vangogh ( ) posted Wed, 16 July 2008 at 11:34 AM

Here are a few Citation - when it comes from an organization, is usually an award for good behavior. But when it comes from a police officer, it is a penalty for bad behavior. If you are moving quickly then you are moving fast, but if you are on a fast then you are not eating. It was oversight on their part that lead to the project's failure It was their oversight on the project that lead to it's success

pakled ( ) posted Thu, 17 July 2008 at 10:57 AM

and why do we get on a plane. You get on a plane, I'm getting in the plane...;) -George Carlin

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)

A_Sunbeam ( ) posted Thu, 17 July 2008 at 11:27 AM

Night falls but doesn't break
Day breaks but doesn't fall

TheBryster ( ) posted Thu, 17 July 2008 at 3:49 PM
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Now that's what I'm talking about!!

Available on Amazon for the Kindle E-Reader

All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster


And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...

Vile ( ) posted Fri, 18 July 2008 at 5:54 PM · edited Fri, 18 July 2008 at 5:55 PM

Take a BOW. Draw back your BOW shoot your arrow.  Grab your fiddle and your BOW. Head to the BOW of the ship. Tie a BOW with your shoelace.

YEAH that one word is really really messed up!

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