Isn't the english language a strange beast?

We send a shipment by car and a cargo by ship...

We tie our ties

We light the light

Others might want to jump in here....................

"We drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway"- George Carlin

Hehehe... if you've got this much free time, mayber you could enter the challenge....

*We recite at a play and play at a recital

We have noses that run and feet that smell.*

Naw, too easy.

I think  I'm gonna go into the back room and kill me a few ice wolves. If I kill me enough of them I'll get the Wolf clan to help me to kill a few dozen of them orcs who've been messing with the Hammer clan. I already got a guy from the Fire clan to help but he's real fat - maybe I can use him as a shield when the orc shamans show up. anyrate my cat Katrina's announcing that it's bed time for man  (I think she just wants me to leave the front door open and go to into the bedroom  so she can talk to her boyfriends Arrow and Owl without me hearing what she's saying).   

A watchdog does not sleep on his dogwatch.

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/4-20-2005-68792.asp

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? LOL

you can prick your finger, but don't...;) - George Carlin

If someone from London is a Londonite......what is someone who comes from Paris?

Here are a few Citation - when it comes from an organization, is usually an award for good behavior. But when it comes from a police officer, it is a penalty for bad behavior. If you are moving quickly then you are moving fast, but if you are on a fast then you are not eating. It was oversight on their part that lead to the project's failure It was their oversight on the project that lead to it's success

and why do we get on a plane. You get on a plane, I'm getting in the plane...;) -George Carlin

Night falls but doesn't break
Day breaks but doesn't fall

Now that's what I'm talking about!!

Take a BOW. Draw back your BOW shoot your arrow.  Grab your fiddle and your BOW. Head to the BOW of the ship. Tie a BOW with your shoelace.

YEAH that one word is really really messed up!