Hi.

I've been playing around with new michael4 y my favourites morphs are 'beer belly' and 'fat'.
BUT... There are no clothes to fit those huge pieces of meat!!
Let's see.. most of poser users (guess so) are heterosexual men. I can understand that gorgeous boobed V3's and V4's are the queens of the marketplace, but... do you, men, really want to see that lovely girl with that 'perfect-bodied-bastard' ? Won't you prefer to see her with a real-big-belly-guy as you?? ;-)
Behind the joke, I'm a little bit tired of all that perfect-superheroe-shaped-toned-plasticpeople, and it's time for the... FAT REVOLUTION!!!
Ours bellies are ugly. Cover'em!!

There's a saying here in Israel: The heavier the hammer, the deeper the nail get driven!
I like my inflated gut!
DPH

Dimensions 3D's "Morphing Clothes" program will take care of your problem. Best little program around!

http://www.renderosity.com/mod/bcs/index.php?ViewProduct=64629&vendor=288865

We have a similar saying around here. "You can't drive a spike with a tack hammer!"

We have a saying; "To a hammer, every problem looks like a nail"
To the Japanese, there is a saying "The nail that sticks out gets hammered back in"...;)

NSG sez:

"Da nail dat squeak da loudest get da greasey hammer first."

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!  That sounds disgusting!!!! ;=D
DPH

It is!

My Pa used to Say, If you cannot nail it, screw it.

That is why I was never allow to play with th hammer as a child :biggrin:

Growing up in a boatyard, my Pa DID let me play with a hammer, but unfortunately, I kept on hammering the wrong nails, ;=D
DPH

Growing up in a boatyard, my Pa DID let me play with a hammer, but unfortunately, I kept on hammering the wrong nails, ;=D
DPH

Twice?

Well it#s not easy to tranfer it from German into Englisch but, if you look down you have to state: "behind the mountain there lives a dwarf" ;)

My work moto alway's was "if you cant fix it, f@*k it"
Works in general to. :biggrin:

I alway's learned, a big hammer pounds three times while a small one pounds 20 times.
It al depends on what you like I gues 

Btw I realy like the "perfect-superheroe-shaped-toned-plasticpeople" becouse I work already with a lot of ugly ones...myself included.  :laugh:

:lol:

I agree on the belly thing, why don't you use dynamic clothes? fits always, a bit tight perhaps, but hey!: all my T-shirts are tight.

Okay, back to Hammer-time!

Bopper.

Try MorphClothes, it works great and is very easy to use.

As niles say's.
I use it and its great, you transver the belly to the clothes.

Back to hammer time??  MC Hammer??   :laugh:

**The Hammer Song

**If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land
I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out a warning,
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters,
all over this land.

If I had a bell, I'd ring it in the morning,
I'd ring it in the evening, all over this land
I'd ring out danger, I'd ring out a warning
I'd ring out love between my brothers and my sisters,
all over this land.

If I had a song, I'd sing it in the morning,
I'd sing it in the evening, all over this land
I'd sing out danger, I'd sing out a warning
I'd sing out love between my brothers and my sisters,
all over this land.

Well I got a hammer, and I got a bell,
and I got a song to sing, all over this land.
It's the hammer of Justice, it's the bell of Freedom,
it's the song about Love between my brothers and my sisters,
all over this land.

It's the hammer of Justice, it's the bell of Freedom,
it's the song about Love between my brothers and my sisters,
all over this land.

**
**

dphoadley,

Will you stop doing that while I drink my coffee??

Now I have to clean my keyboard again.

Heh, thats realy a golden oldy song.

:lol:

What can I say, -jez that I've got me a hankering to hammer!  I jez luv to hammer away! ;=D
DPH

Speaking of moldie oldies ... Remember this one? ... (It's a hammer joke)

:ohmy: ... "Mommy, Mommy, I'm tired of walking in circles."

*:mad: ... "Shutup kid or I'll nail your other foot down!"

Quote - Speaking of moldie oldies ... Remember this one? ... (It's a hammer joke)

:ohmy: ... "Mommy, Mommy, I'm tired of walking in circles."

*:mad: ... "Shutup kid or I'll nail your other foot down!"

Kid: 'Mommy, mommy, I hit my thumb with a hammer!'
Mom: 'You didn't break it, I hope!'
Kid: 'No, but it hurts!'
Mom: 'I meant the hammer, stupid!!'

Wincing @ all the hammer jokes.
Note to self: Need to find another outlet for the hammered crew.

Ah those 'mommy mommy' jokes. This isn't a hammer joke, but it appeals to my sick sense of humor :)

Kid : Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl ?
Mom : No dear, you must flush it like everyone else does...