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Subject: Captain Jack and Hawkfyr


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thefixer ( ) posted Fri, 06 July 2007 at 1:47 AM · edited Sun, 04 August 2024 at 12:03 AM

Anyone heard from these 2 lately, haven't seen any posts from either in recent weeks and I'm kind of missing their "humour"!!

Injustice will be avenged.
Cofiwch Dryweryn.


Jumpstartme2 ( ) posted Fri, 06 July 2007 at 2:24 AM

I dont know, but I miss them both :sad:

~Jani

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vince3 ( ) posted Fri, 06 July 2007 at 7:41 AM

i was gonna start the same thread fixer!!! minds alike great and think or sumfink, hoping everything is allright and they are just working on some new pole dancing routines.


bobbystahr ( ) posted Fri, 06 July 2007 at 8:31 AM

Wasn't Hawkfyr supposed to be doing a Comment type column...Only ever saw the intro piece and been looking out for it ever since with no luck. Anyone tried IM/e mailing these funny dudes, maybe they're off at a comedy convention, heh heh heh.. ...

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again



 

 

 

 

 


Hawkfyr ( ) posted Mon, 09 July 2007 at 5:49 PM

I've always tried to be as honest as I can..

 

I've been in Jail.

Long story that I don't really feel like going into now.

 

Made Bail...out for now...awaiting court date (Aug 23).

We'll see what happens then.

 

My apologies to the Rosity Staff as well as my friends.

 

There ya go...like it or not...this is me.

 

Tom

“The fact that no one understands you…Doesn’t make you an artist.”


Miss Nancy ( ) posted Mon, 09 July 2007 at 5:52 PM

well, anyway, welcome back, tom. we were concerned.



Hawkfyr ( ) posted Mon, 09 July 2007 at 5:56 PM

It does my heart good to know that Nancy.

Thank You

“The fact that no one understands you…Doesn’t make you an artist.”


Hawkfyr ( ) posted Mon, 09 July 2007 at 6:03 PM

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“The fact that no one understands you…Doesn’t make you an artist.”


Acadia ( ) posted Mon, 09 July 2007 at 6:08 PM

Welcome back :)  You should have claimed "claustrophobia" like PH did. You could have been out in 24 hours no questions asked :)  Hope your court date goes well.

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi



Hawkfyr ( ) posted Mon, 09 July 2007 at 6:22 PM

Thanks Arcadia.

 

It took "Ten"hours" to process me , then right into GP (General Population)...couldn't claim claustrophobia...had to wait for Bond hearing...believe me...down here...you can get lost in the system and spend weeks before the bring you before a judge or magistrate.

 

Complaining only makes it worse...finally, I got released unsecured on a $5000,00 bond.

 

For real...down here in the south...they really don't give a S*hit...everyone is guilty until proven innocent.

 

Bogus charge...kicked a few asses,and got mine kicked as well...it's just the way it is down here.

 

Tom 

“The fact that no one understands you…Doesn’t make you an artist.”


Jumpstartme2 ( ) posted Mon, 09 July 2007 at 7:17 PM

Aww Sorry to hear that Tom..but sooo glad you are back with us..we missed ya tater!

~Jani

Renderosity Community Admin
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SndCastie ( ) posted Mon, 09 July 2007 at 8:56 PM

Sorry to hear that but glad your ok and yes the south can a trip but at least your free for now :O) We missed you not the same without you around you alway keep us laughing and bring out the best in some of us :tt2:

WELCOME BACK!!!!


Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things

SndCastie's Little Haven


Acadia ( ) posted Mon, 09 July 2007 at 9:01 PM

Quote - For real...down here in the south...they really don't give a S*hit...everyone is guilty until proven innocent. 

That's what my friend who lives in Memphis told me. He had a couple of run ins with the law and he was treated like a convicted criminal from the get go.

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi



bobbystahr ( ) posted Mon, 09 July 2007 at 10:41 PM

JeBus man that's more of a bummer than I even coulda imagined. I have an idea what that's like, we spent 2 months negotiating bail for a friend from up here who just happened to have accepted the wrong ride tween Teaxs and Mexico....fortunately we sent a sharp lawyer down and he came home...he vacations in Europe now, heh heh heh. Anyhow ...good t have y back...cute kitty..she make bail too.. ...

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again



 

 

 

 

 


thefixer ( ) posted Tue, 10 July 2007 at 2:40 AM

Wayhay, good to see ya back anyway man!!
Captain Jack wasn't next door by any chance was he?? [LOL].

Injustice will be avenged.
Cofiwch Dryweryn.


vince3 ( ) posted Tue, 10 July 2007 at 4:12 AM

Glad to hear you're out and well Hawkfyr!!! hope everything gets sorted out for ya in August!

hopefully they'll just give you some community service, that being, making the Rendo' community laugh loads!!

off to search you tube now to see if you were sharing a cell with miss Hilton, i'm sure what she does in her videos isn't technically pole dancing, ......but hey, it's close enough!!!


Hawkfyr ( ) posted Tue, 10 July 2007 at 7:32 AM

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Thanks Jumpy, it's refreshing to know that I'm not "Judged" by my friends, and welcomed "Home".

 

Re:SndCastie,

 

Although I'll be busy preparing for this over the next month...I'll do my best to come here and just be me. Remember...All of my shenanigans, are mostly for my own amusement, if others get a giggle out them also...well...that's just a bonus.

 

Brightest Blessing Old friend.

 

 

Re:Arcadia,

 

I have no doubt that your friend in Memphis was treated that way...Essentially, once you are in "The System", you are no more that a number, and treated as nothing more.

 

Re: Bobby,

Gawd...I can only hope to not imagine what your friend went through...International Border legal matters have got to be the worst sort of matters to sort out.

 

Kitty and I were booked at the same time, but she made bail before I did, Methinks the Magistrate was a sucker for those eyes...That...and the fact she had a litter on the way.

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Re: thefixer,

Thanks for the welcome back.

Although I thought I heard Pole Dancing in the next cell block, I cant say for sure if it was the good cap'n "Makin Friends" with his cell mates. However...one of the cops that picked me up looked strangely familiar.

 

8 )

 

Thanks again all...the friendship, and support does not go un-appreciated...in fact...it's just what I needed.

 

Tom

“The fact that no one understands you…Doesn’t make you an artist.”


Hawkfyr ( ) posted Tue, 10 July 2007 at 7:56 AM

Thanks Vince, I'm optimistic of the outcome of all of this.( Never be over confident when it comes to legal matters...anything can happen in a court room)

 

Paris and I were actually shackled together during processing. Naturally...her anklet was made of engraved gold, with diamond studs, while mine was some sorta rusty metal left over from the inquisition...It was my hope,at first, that I'd be doing my time at the "Hilton", but it didn't happen...After giving it more thought, I realized that "Doing Time" with Paris, (No matter where) would have been far worse than what I endured in Jail.

 

Thanks again Amigo.

Tom.

“The fact that no one understands you…Doesn’t make you an artist.”


bobbystahr ( ) posted Tue, 10 July 2007 at 8:59 AM

*"would have been far worse than what I endured in Jail."
*That's the chatter I've been missing....LOL.. ...

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again



 

 

 

 

 


SndCastie ( ) posted Tue, 10 July 2007 at 12:34 PM

well you just take good care of yourself and know we are here if you need anything :m_wink:


Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things

SndCastie's Little Haven


StaceyG ( ) posted Tue, 10 July 2007 at 3:11 PM

TOM... I hate to hear this. You fight it all the way, you hear? If you need anything please let me know.

We have MISSED YOU.. I knew something was not right.. dang...


Hawkfyr ( ) posted Tue, 10 July 2007 at 4:41 PM

Thanks SndCastie,and again...thanks for the support.

 

Re:Stacey,

 

Remember when I said I needed to call you about something personal a while back?

 

Well...this is what I was going to talk to you about.

What seemed to have been resolved peacefully, suddenly became NOT resolved.

 

Thank you both for the offer of help if needed.

 

I Missed you all too.

 

Tom

 

“The fact that no one understands you…Doesn’t make you an artist.”


SndCastie ( ) posted Tue, 10 July 2007 at 5:04 PM

your welcome that is what friends are for :O)


Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things

SndCastie's Little Haven


StaceyG ( ) posted Tue, 10 July 2007 at 6:51 PM · edited Tue, 10 July 2007 at 6:52 PM

I do remember and wondered what happened...Well you can call anytime. I'm here for ya:)


Lord_syphex ( ) posted Wed, 11 July 2007 at 2:21 AM · edited Wed, 11 July 2007 at 2:24 AM

Quote -  

Thanks Jumpy, it's refreshing to know that I'm not "Judged" by my friends, and welcomed "Home".

 

Re:SndCastie,

 

Although I'll be busy preparing for this over the next month...I'll do my best to come here and just be me. Remember...All of my shenanigans, are mostly for my own amusement, if others get a giggle out them also...well...that's just a bonus.

 

Brightest Blessing Old friend.

 

 

Re:Arcadia,

 

I have no doubt that your friend in Memphis was treated that way...Essentially, once you are in "The System", you are no more that a number, and treated as nothing more.

 

Re: Bobby,

Gawd...I can only hope to not imagine what your friend went through...International Border legal matters have got to be the worst sort of matters to sort out.

 

Kitty and I were booked at the same time, but she made bail before I did, Methinks the Magistrate was a sucker for those eyes...That...and the fact she had a litter on the way.

8 )

 

Re: thefixer,

Thanks for the welcome back.

Although I thought I heard Pole Dancing in the next cell block, I cant say for sure if it was the good cap'n "Makin Friends" with his cell mates. However...one of the cops that picked me up looked strangely familiar.

 

8 )

 

Thanks again all...the friendship, and support does not go un-appreciated...in fact...it's just what I needed.

 

Tom

 

Did you try and run and evade? I would have if the cop looked like that!

J/K

WB Hawk, its not much, but i'll keep you in my prayers.

@ Stacey, I need the winning numbers to the next Powerball drawing. I'll expect them in my sitemail box presently.

Muahahahahaa


StaceyG ( ) posted Wed, 11 July 2007 at 11:52 AM

Lord_syphex

Okay I'll get the winning numbers to ya:) heehee


SamTherapy ( ) posted Sun, 15 July 2007 at 10:21 PM

Only just read this.  

Welcome back, Hawkfyr.

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Ardiva ( ) posted Mon, 16 July 2007 at 12:03 PM

My goodness, I'm late as usual again!
Hawkfyr...glad your ok and I missed you too. :)



vince3 ( ) posted Mon, 20 August 2007 at 7:18 AM

Just bumpin' this to wish you good luck on thursday Tom!! i see you haven't posted since the 8th, so that's probally not a good sign, but am wishing you good luck now, incase you are still out, but just busy.

hope to see you back online after the 23rd!!

 


SndCastie ( ) posted Mon, 20 August 2007 at 8:20 AM

Yes good luck my friend hope to see you soon.


Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things

SndCastie's Little Haven


Acadia ( ) posted Mon, 20 August 2007 at 11:14 AM

Sending out lots of positive energy your way!

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi



scanmead ( ) posted Mon, 20 August 2007 at 1:01 PM

Well, dang, Tom, no one ever accused the legal system anywhere of understanding that guys just sometimes gotta get things out of their system. Sounds like everyone limped away under their own steam. Keep us posted on how you're doing?


Hawkfyr ( ) posted Tue, 21 August 2007 at 9:01 AM

Thanks for the well wishes on the court date...I'm optimistic of the outcome

 

I'm still around...I've just been Extremely busy with work.

In fact...I may have exceeded the bandwidth with all of the uploads,downloads,back-up's, etc..(Server is down at the moment)

 

 

 

Thanks again.

 

Tom

“The fact that no one understands you…Doesn’t make you an artist.”


vince3 ( ) posted Tue, 21 August 2007 at 4:25 PM

so you are ok then! 

was starting to think you had hot-footed it down Mexico (Mai-hee-co)  way, while no-one was looking, ....stealthy-night-mission style.

don't forget to practise your " I'm sorrys", "yes sirs" and "I've learn my lessons" and a few "won't let it happen agains" (for good measure)

but don't practise them too hard or come the day you'll just blurt out:- 

" yeah! yeah! ..blah! blah! ..i'm sorry, ,whatever,,.something, something ...SIR!...now just get to the part where you let me go, will ya!!....I've already gone through this!...over and over...Geez!! talk about stringin' it out!"

and don't forget to pack some Paris Hilton repellant, just incase she is up infront of the JP that day too!

see you on the other side amigo!!!!!

(got fingers crossed and toes crossed for ya.)


vince3 ( ) posted Tue, 21 August 2007 at 4:32 PM

hey! these crossed fingers are making typing a right chore!!

i go to press "J" and i end up pressing "H"


JenX ( ) posted Tue, 21 August 2007 at 5:40 PM

I'm just now reading this, too.  Good luck on Thursday, man. 

And, to make you feel better (because you get to laugh at me being an idiot), I'll tell you the story of my first trip to jail.

My friend got a permit to burn garbage in his yard, and the garbage was a ruined couch.  So, we burned it in the front yard (the house had no backyard.  well, 2 feet from the house was the fence, separating the property behind it.).  No big, right?  Well, it happened to be a college town.  And late at night.  People in nearby houses (some of them frat houses) decided that it was a bonfire, and came by.  Drunk people happened, havoc ensued, fights started, cars got turned over............cops were called.  Myself and 5 male friends were arrested, as I actually started the fire (don't as me how 5 guys can't start a fire without burning themselves.  I have no clue), and the others lived at the place.

So, I'm sent into holding, in a holding cell with 7 other women; 5 very hardened prostitutes, a drunk woman 1/2 missing the toilet with her vomit, and a woman insisting that she'd hidden a blade, so I shouldn't start any sh*t. 

2 hours later, the cops decide that what we'd done was by the books, we had no control over the local drunken populace, and we could go home.  So, I'm reunited with the guys.
"Oh, man!" one of them says.  "That was the scariest thing that ever happened to me!!"
"Oh, yeah?" I ask.  "What kind of people did you have in your cell?"
"Oh, it was just the five of us, but, man, I was totally scared!!"
At this, I was a bit pissed.
"YOU were scared?  I was in there with 5 scary prostitutes, a puking drunk, and a scary-ass bald lady who wanted to cut me.  You're idiots!!"

So, yeah, there was my first-ever (not last-ever) trip to jail.  Oh, btw, I was 17 at the time.  With no I.D. on me. All kinds of fun :P

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Acadia ( ) posted Tue, 12 February 2008 at 2:19 PM

Has anyone heard from Hawkfyr?  It's been several months since he was last online :(

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi



scanmead ( ) posted Tue, 12 February 2008 at 4:58 PM

Nada. Hope he's all right and just very busy.


SndCastie ( ) posted Tue, 12 February 2008 at 5:01 PM

Nope miss his smiling face :O(


Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things

SndCastie's Little Haven


Jumpstartme2 ( ) posted Tue, 12 February 2008 at 11:39 PM

:sad:

~Jani

Renderosity Community Admin
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Acadia ( ) posted Thu, 14 February 2008 at 12:55 PM

Can you guys maybe send him an email? Would that be allowed just to check up on him?

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi



SndCastie ( ) posted Thu, 14 February 2008 at 1:00 PM

I will try :O)


Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things

SndCastie's Little Haven


SndCastie ( ) posted Thu, 14 February 2008 at 1:05 PM

Ok his email isn't working so can't send one :O(


Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things

SndCastie's Little Haven


Acadia ( ) posted Thu, 14 February 2008 at 1:16 PM

Well, now that really sucks :(  I hate when people just suddenly drop away :(

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi



Hawkfyr ( ) posted Thu, 01 January 2009 at 10:30 PM

I'm still among the living...Just took a year or so off..
[No jail this time]

Tom

“The fact that no one understands you…Doesn’t make you an artist.”


Ardiva ( ) posted Fri, 02 January 2009 at 12:03 AM

**Good to see ya back, Hawkfyr!

Happy New Year to everyone!!
**



StaceyG ( ) posted Fri, 02 January 2009 at 10:21 AM

OMG, Tom I'm soooo happy to see you post!!! I've been worried sick about you. Dang it!!!


bonestructure ( ) posted Fri, 02 January 2009 at 10:46 AM

eh, shit happens. Can happen to the best of us. Seen the inside of a jail cell a couple times myself. Once on a bogus FBI beef because they were looking for someone I knew and figured I'd know where he was. I didn't. But wouldn't have told em if I did,

Talent is God's gift to you. Using it is your gift to God.


SndCastie ( ) posted Tue, 06 January 2009 at 10:58 AM

Great to see your back missed you!!!


Sandy
An imagination can create wonderful things

SndCastie's Little Haven


vince3 ( ) posted Mon, 12 January 2009 at 4:40 AM

hey!! there he is!!
great to see you back amigo!!
hasn't been the same with out ya!

with you back online again now, the Chinese lesbian kung-fu massage-warriors video industry can start to make a recovery again, sales have been bad with you outta town!!

hope you and yours are all ok man!


Miss Nancy ( ) posted Mon, 12 January 2009 at 8:09 PM

oops! just noticed this!  welcome back, tom, and congrats on no jail this year.
I reckon there's no need to tell ya "don't drop the soap" now :lol:



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