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Subject: OT: Have you ever made your ideal Girlfriend in Poser???


josterD ( ) posted Fri, 23 October 2009 at 9:52 PM · edited Thu, 19 September 2024 at 6:38 PM

just a question for all of you single guys who use poser.  


pakled ( ) posted Fri, 23 October 2009 at 10:29 PM

Good thing I'm not single; might have a frying-pan shaped morph to the back of me head...;)

hmm...that's an idea WHANG!...a bad idea...;)

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flibbits ( ) posted Fri, 23 October 2009 at 11:31 PM

Just like other girls, Poser girls demand I spend a lot of money on them for clothes and other accessories.  Making my ideal girlfriend in Poser, just as dating her in real life, would cost too much money.



Suucat ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 5:44 AM

Short answer... yes... i am way too shy to talk to real girls =/



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Lucifer_The_Dark ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 8:31 AM

It's not just limited to you single guys, us married guys have our fantasies as well. ;)

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vampchild ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 9:03 AM

Poser is a wonderful place to meet fantasy Babes. You can
make them any way you like and they are are always just right,
but at last this is a made up world. Real Chicks are a lot more
fun by a long shot. So use poser to make your wildest dreams,
but take a real babe home. She'll keep you warm at night!

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MikeJ ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 9:27 AM

No, but I've "done" her everywhere else. :woot:



ockham ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 9:35 AM

A real babe will keep you warm at night, then steal you blind and leave.

A blanket will keep you warm at night without the unpleasant side effects.

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wolf359 ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 11:30 AM
hborre ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 12:35 PM

Man, you guys should really get a life.


wolf359 ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 1:02 PM · edited Sat, 24 October 2009 at 1:04 PM

Quote - Man, you guys should really get a life.

Agreed !!!
Just curious .. Exactly what do you guys Do with these poser
"Girlfriends" after you "make" them???



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SamTherapy ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 1:04 PM

I made a version of PurpleJelly ages ago.  There's a pic of her in all her nekkid glory in my gallery.

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DarthJ ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 1:34 PM

Poser girls have one huge advantage : they don't talk.

Neither do they yell, shout, nag, beg, scream, whine, etc ...

What a relief.





Lucifer_The_Dark ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 2:17 PM · edited Sat, 24 October 2009 at 2:18 PM

jgodeau steer clear of Mimic or Talk Designer if you want to keep them silent. ;)

ps Wolf the site TOS forbids me telling you what I do to them after I've made them, just know that it's never pleasant.

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DarthJ ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 3:15 PM

I just knew someone was going to mention Mimic, I shouldn't have scrapped the paragraph where I promised to shoot the first one doing so ...





Winterclaw ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 7:11 PM

Quote - Have you ever made your ideal Girlfriend in Poser???

Ideal?  No.  But I do have some things I try to include.

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TZORG ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 7:34 PM

I make some nice girlies and then put them in prison. And make them dance

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odf ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 8:46 PM
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head -> desk

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LostinSpaceman ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 9:50 PM

I didn't think his questions could get any more juvenile. I was wrong.


Photopium ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 10:03 PM

I have attempted, but Fygomatic makes my ideal girlfriend almost constantly.


Daymond42 ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 11:36 PM

I'd be a glutton for punishment if my Miyuna was my ideal girlfriend.... and Krystal, though not mine, would just be... weird.  :>

 

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Vestmann ( ) posted Sat, 24 October 2009 at 11:39 PM

Quote - Poser girls have one huge advantage : they don't talk.

Neither do they yell, shout, nag, beg, scream, whine, etc ...

What a relief.

That alone makes every Poser girlie an ideal girlfriend ;)




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summer1412 ( ) posted Sun, 25 October 2009 at 12:32 AM

Quote - I have attempted, but Fygomatic makes my ideal girlfriend almost constantly.

Agreed. To the max.

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flibbits ( ) posted Sun, 25 October 2009 at 1:31 AM

"Just curious .. Exactly what do you guys Do with these poser
"Girlfriends" after you "make" them???"

 

Enjoy that they don't talk or shop.



JOELGLAINE ( ) posted Sun, 25 October 2009 at 5:07 AM

 Talk about your exercises in futility. To idealize is to distort or lie about your feelings. I suppose mine would be a woman who could love me, so that cannot be made in Poser.  I have more profitable things to do than make beat-off babes. :laugh: Look at internet pr0n if you need to.

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wolf359 ( ) posted Sun, 25 October 2009 at 6:01 AM

Quote -  Talk about your exercises in futility. To idealize is to distort or lie about your feelings. I suppose mine would be a woman who could love me, so that cannot be made in Poser.  I have more profitable things to do than make beat-off babes. :laugh: Look at internet pr0n if you need to.

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odf ( ) posted Sun, 25 October 2009 at 6:19 AM
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Quote - I suppose mine would be a woman who could love me, so that cannot be made in Poser.

That's the final straw. Poser sucks. Smith Micro do not care about their users at all, or they would have implemented that feature by now. I'll leave this sinking ship now before it goes up in flames.

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JOELGLAINE ( ) posted Sun, 25 October 2009 at 6:35 AM

 You going back to drawing with crayons, again, Olaf? :lol:  THEY don't have shader support, you know. :laugh:

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pakled ( ) posted Sun, 25 October 2009 at 1:09 PM

Hmm...I would think, that after you would be done, you'd 'back that thing up'....

to CD/DVD, etc...;)

There's other sites -that-can-not-be-named ('rotica, rminds, and crazyxxx...well, never mind) that answer this question...and demonstrate a very...um...well, 'nuff said...

At least here I can get a pass from inquiring minds...;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)


WandW ( ) posted Sun, 25 October 2009 at 3:00 PM

Quote -  You going back to drawing with crayons, again, Olaf? :lol:  THEY don't have shader support, you know. :laugh:

Ahh, but they do-just put the paper over a textured surface and rub the crayon over it.  :laugh:

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Miss Nancy ( ) posted Sun, 25 October 2009 at 3:17 PM

in response to willber's question in other thread, perhaps they could change it from "poser" to girlhater.app" :lol:
no, wait a tick, that might put a dent in sales.  better change it to "idealgirlfriend.app".



Penguinisto ( ) posted Tue, 27 October 2009 at 9:08 AM

LOL! Err, no... my missus has better joints, and her clothes actually move better.

OTOH, I do have to put up with her demanding my attention a lot when I'm not at work... :/


Boni ( ) posted Wed, 28 October 2009 at 9:03 PM
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Ok,  I've got to add my slant on this.  My ideal girlfriend is the love of my life whom I've know for over 40 years.  I do tend to use her younger images ... cultural standards of beauty probably a culperate (sp)  in this.

Here is a Poser/Photoshop piece I made of her not too long ago.

And here is a Photoshop pen/ink "hand" drawn piece I did of her a couple years ago.

AND here is a photo of her to compare. 

So ... there you have it.  It's not perfect by any means but I think it captures her. 
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TrekkieGrrrl ( ) posted Wed, 28 October 2009 at 9:28 PM

Ideal GIRL? Ew no. But ideal guy? Sure! 

And no you don't need to be single to do that LOL 

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giorgio_2004 ( ) posted Thu, 29 October 2009 at 4:57 AM

 My ideal girl would have wings and pointed ears, so I am afraid that Poser is the only place where I can find her...

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DarthJ ( ) posted Thu, 29 October 2009 at 12:44 PM

Pointed ears and wings ? I've never seen a Vulcan with wings, so it's only logical you haven't found a real one yet.





giorgio_2004 ( ) posted Thu, 29 October 2009 at 4:11 PM

Quote - Pointed ears and wings ? I've never seen a Vulcan with wings, so it's only logical you haven't found a real one yet.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Actually I was talking about Avariels, but they are as rare as Vulcans to be found on this world...

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Cage ( ) posted Fri, 30 October 2009 at 3:20 PM

This thread made me think of this....

Also, the myth of Pygmalion.

I agree with Penguinisto, myself.  Cage may or may not have tried to create his ideal girlfriend using Poser.  Either way, the ideal has better joints.  Hopefully most real people have better joints, too.

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