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Subject: my turn to amuse the members

bobbystahr opened this issue on Oct 05, 2011 · 15 posts
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bobbystahr ( ) posted Wed, 05 October 2011 at 9:32 AM · edited Sat, 02 November 2024 at 1:17 AM

Chicken Surprise*
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise', The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly
And she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams** back down.  'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down..rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and  demands an explanation.   'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'   The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.' **

(You're going to love this.............You're going to hate yourself for loving this!..............)*

 

 

'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck!'* 
 

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again



 

 

 

 

 

erosiaart ( ) posted Wed, 05 October 2011 at 9:44 AM

OH no!! LOL!! Nice one..and the poor birds! 

tom271 ( ) posted Wed, 05 October 2011 at 12:04 PM

good one Bobby



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tjohn ( ) posted Wed, 05 October 2011 at 12:49 PM

Sorry, Bobby, I loved the story, but laughed more over the accidental (I'm assuming) double entendre in the thread title.

:b_funny:

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy

bobbystahr ( ) posted Wed, 05 October 2011 at 2:53 PM · edited Wed, 05 October 2011 at 2:53 PM

no chance on accidentals when we're referencing this ole Hippie tjohn, hee hee heee...glad it wasn't 'wasted' .  ..   ...

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again



 

 

 

 

 

ThunderStone ( ) posted Wed, 05 October 2011 at 4:50 PM

:b_funny:


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OS: Windows 11 64-bit
Poser: Poser 11.3 ...... Units: inches or meters depends on mood
Bryce: Bryce Pro 7.1.074
Image Editing: Corel Paintshop Pro
Renderer: Superfly, Firefly

9/11/2001: Never forget...

Smiles are contagious... Pass it on!

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

 

dyret ( ) posted Wed, 05 October 2011 at 4:53 PM

Thanks bobby!!!! you're really a stahr! Rally needed that after all the result-less trouble with the installers for the b7.1 update. thanks again!!!

Quest ( ) posted Wed, 05 October 2011 at 8:59 PM

LOL...He should consider himself lucky he didn't order Won Hung Lo. Good one Bobby, thanks!

 

peedy ( ) posted Wed, 05 October 2011 at 11:51 PM

Hehehehehe

Corrie

Rayraz ( ) posted Thu, 06 October 2011 at 5:05 AM

hahaha good one!

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(")(")This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

bobbystahr ( ) posted Thu, 06 October 2011 at 9:12 AM

7.1....Hmm..has there been a update while I was summering and not 3D-ing I can't remember that last time I updated the old girl .  ..   ...

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again



 

 

 

 

 

skiwillgee ( ) posted Thu, 06 October 2011 at 4:28 PM

Priceless!!!!

dyret ( ) posted Fri, 07 October 2011 at 1:44 AM

Update at DAZ. You might need a reset in your account page. But beware: The installers are NOT tested properly and a lot of people get error messages after installing.

bobbystahr ( ) posted Fri, 07 October 2011 at 9:37 AM

This was my last update...

Bryce 7 Pro - Upgrade 11036 2010-07-29 19:02:12 Is this current, and if it isn't why don't I show it in available downloads...do I gotta do something...How can I find the current version number of the Bryce I'm running...I sound like a newbie don't I but the DAZ system always leaves me confused for some reason .  ..   ...

 

Once in a while I look around,
I see a sound
and try to write it down
Sometimes they come out very soft
Tinkling light sound
The Sun comes up again



 

 

 

 

 

dyret ( ) posted Fri, 07 October 2011 at 1:56 PM

Bobby: http://forum.daz3d.com/viewtopic.php?t=173120

 

WVersion 7.1.0109 is the latest. Be shure to read the thread. As I said the installers are not working for some people.

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