still half asleep, you turn to your husband & say, "Wait honey, you can't get out of bed until your legs are finished rendering."

The sun is shining (Unusual in England) and you have to finish the image now. "Just 5 minutes love honestly"

lol well i am a guy and that never has happened to me so i guess that means i'm not addicated yet...

you WAIT for a scene to finish rendering to realize that there is a problem in your scene that you didnt notice until it was finished rendering...

You look at every thing for it's texture mapping properties.

Your husband sits a certain way...and you make him sit still so you can try to capture that pose. :o)

You have 30GB's of Poser Textures & props on your hard drive. :)

You ask you friends to pose nude so you can make texture maps from thier skin. (I have actually done that...what's even weirder...they said "Okay".)

You get a new operating system and the only thing you can think about it is how you can I get Poser to work on Linux. :)

When you start to fantisize about Vickey or poser4 female insted of real peopleL

When you visit titty bars to get ideas for poses and sets

when you start seeing everything in wire frame and try to picture it's texture mapping layout in your head.

you sit on a bench to watch people so you can memorize different facial characteristics...so you can try to dial that character in on your poser people...

...your first action upon experiencing a moderate earthquake is not to check your house for damage, but to fire up Poser and create an animated demonstration of how the earthquake felt. (And that's not hypothetical; I did it just a few weeks ago.)

... you see an advertising picture of a real, live human and reach for the mouse to tweak the lighting a little...

You look at someone out on the street and say, "Oh, look, she has Vicki's transmapped flip hair!" or "That outfit would look great on Michael!" or "The gal on that last commercial looks just like Vicki!" or you see a person sitting in an extreme position and you're wondering why his or her elbows or knees haven't exploded..... Melanie

You look at people and say" I have to change something in the face - it ist not smooth enough"

You try to morph your cat (it doesn't work).

You're dreaming in wireframes. you go to movies - just to have a look how people move (and are thinking during viewing: "Hey one or two frames back please") You let your car running and then quickly thinking: "Hmm, wait I should start this render before buying some food". One hour later you came back and your car has run dry of fuel. Believe it or not - all of this happened to me allready :o)

You start thinking of your girlfriend as "Vicky," and wishing she had genital morphs. Your girlfriend wishes YOU had a genital morph! You hope you don't end up with the same hair trans map as your father seems to have applied. You need a haircut, and you are thinking about asking Kozaburo to do it. When you meet someone new, you wonder who in the world thought it was a good idea to turn the "brow heavy" dial so much.

...you run into an x-boyfriend and think to yourself, "Boy, he could use some postwork."

ROFL @ hankim. guffaw You shop for clothes and not only buy clothes for yourself....but take into account before purchasing the texture and pattern of the cloth for scanning and turning into a texture map. You visit fabric stores with your digital camera and look confused when they ask you to stop photographing the fabrics.

"No, honey, put your hand here... no, your finger has to go there, and... oh hell, here, let me position it for you...."

You get dressed and can't get your fav dress to conform... ;)

You purchase a couple of large magnets as a sane, safe alternative for enlarging your pecs. You fit your bedroom with a white, a grey, and a brownish-sort of light, so the lighting will look more "natural." You start combing your hair with your Wacom pen.

You name your cat Posette.

You keep calling your girlfriend Vicky when her name is Yolanda Then blame it on spending 18 hours a day at R'osity

It's 6:30 am, your significant other just woke up to get ready for work and you say "I'll come to bed in a minute, I just need to finish this render". you realize the sun is coming up.

It's 3:30am and you have to get up early in the morning, and it's a judgement call whether you go to bed and get up grouchy, or simply stay up, keep tweaking and get a shower at 7am... Then there's the strange delight in knowing the names of "mannequin's" you see in places like "New Scientist" and game packaging :) later jb

wow! How many times have I watched the sun come up when I just had the thought that it must be late, I really should sleep a little before work... Ha! This is great! Well, at least it's good to know i'm not the only loony around here! ;o) Actually every time I see a pretty face, I cannot help but start doing a mental inventory of the morphs I would need to create just that "look". Sheesh. Ha!

you spend more money on clothes for Vicky and Michael than you do for yourself and your loved ones (the flesh-and-blood-non-computer ones, that is) You don't wear makeup or care much for your own hair, but you're meticulous and critical for your Poser figures. You become convinced that if you could just find the right morphs, you can change YOUR body too. (sigh I have seen many women with the flip hair or Anton's changing ponytail lately. Really!)

You've Poserised and textured your whole family for Family reunions!