The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

1. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

1. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

1. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

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LOL!
I had them all correct! :-D

Corrie

I would have killed the Giraffe, chopped it up into meal-sized pieces and then put it in the fridge. Putting a Giraffe in one piece in a fridge is impossible.

Tests spacial awareness. :lol:

what about a really big and tall one? might fit the elephant at the same time as well

Aren't crocodiles reptiles?...;) I suppose you could run across the crocodiles to the other side. This tests your reflexes...;)

Dyret? I think you might be right. You just need the right formula.

e=mc2

elephant = monster-chiller x 2

I guess I will die an amatuer. I'm still trying to figure who the heck wants a giraffe in the 'frig in the first place.

I would just cross the river on the bridge. What bridge? If you can imagine an elephant will fit in a refridgerator, I can imagine there's a bridge. :^)

Cool and funny quiz.

I'm with Willie on this one.

Cheers

GG

Ok, if you work in a resturant, you would have a walk-in fridge, if it is big enough you could probably get the giraffe and the elephant in at the same time. but my fav was to chop them up, I like that one.

you talking miniature giraffes and elephants et al.. right? heck..then darn..you can fit the entire noah's ark in a fridge!

and they'll stay fresh! as long as the power stays on...;)