That's a great shot!

I give you a ( milk ) cookie, I ask for the moon!

 And I ask you for a church, please.

Em'

There is one on the top of the church!!!

Who's a silly billy?

P. S. What does it mean silly billy?

http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/silly-billy

I give you a brick i ask for a hammer.

Pete, thanks for the explanations and for the link that I saved to my  favourites! As you know, my English is not very good and I don't know some terms! :-)

I am Scottish and my English is terrible-We often forget that we are speaking to people from different countries and that the expression's we use may in actual fact be offensive to other's - Whereas i am probably the worse person who does so as i have a tendency to speak before i think.

I will think carefully how i use sentences and remember to not use expressions that obviously other's would not understand.

Here i would now be called Numbnut's because of my silliness which is defined as---

The stupidest of the stupid. A complete dumbass, one whose intelligence quotient does not surpass that of the average rock.

Here this may be regarded as a natural statement but as you will see it may not tonone Scottish nation's

Here is a page called the urban dictionary which will show you some of the stupid sentences that many people use this side of the world...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=numbnuts

Pete, I have not offended by the phrase that you wrote for two reasons:
1 ° - Why I did not understand the meaning of words! ;-)
2° - Even if I had known, I would be to the joke! I like to joke and laugh with friends! :-)
Even here there are some phrases that might be offensive, but we use them affectionately! You can safely use all the phrases you want, just tell me though that means! :-)

A hug, dear Numbnut! ;-)

I give you a hammer (with a bit of shaggy!), I ask for nails! :-) 

I give you nail's i ask for a drum

I just realized that nails (those that are planted on the wall with the hammer) and nails (the ones that you've added) are written in the same way!
I'm sorry! Here is a difficulty in not knowing English well! :-(

LOL, Maria, I immediately thought that you meant the nails which fitting the hammer.
But, this is so much more beautifully, don't you think too?.
Pete, you really have beautiful nails ;-), and hands too :D

That is the beauty of the little knowledge about of languages! I thought after seeing the photo of Pete that nails (which are planted on the wall) also meant nails (hands)!
In fact, the nails and the hands of Pete are really wonderful!  ;-D

Oh' thank you so much for saying nice thing's about my nail's. I had to let them grow for age's??????

So i now give you nail's of a different kind and i ask for a pizza.

You have to wait long, but here's a pizza for you.
Yesterday eaten, it was yummy ;-)
I would like to see a houseplant.

Greetings, and a lovely weekend to anyone ♥
Mies/Jacomina ;-)