Following on from MysticEagle's thread about nudity... 

Surely someone else must have seen the recent preponderance (or is it protruberance?) of Poser product adverts featuring females with enormous norks.  A flippin' ninja, of all things, with chuffin' airbags.  I'm not saying anything about the quality of the model(s) or owt derogatory about anything really.  This is merely an observation regarding the increasing trend to increasing boobies.

Yes, we've always had a number of characters with large (or very large) funbags but lately there seems to be an overwhelming number of 'em, even in ads for products which seemingly have nowt do do with mammaries. 

Even a new figure at CP has chesticles of enormous magnitude, and you can bet your bottom dollar that the majority of female Poser stuff features a model with gigantic top bollocks.

Please don't misunderstand me; I like boobies.  All sizes, too, unless they're ludicrously big - as in the Porn "actress" Letha Weapons - but this playing to the lowest common denomitator is getting real old real fast.   

Ach, Sam.

I have been complaining about this for years.
No body cares about shape. All they have to be is Big, Bigger and Biggest.

Its' like Poly count.
Nobody cares about the shape of a figure, as long as there a lots poly's.

From the first moments I have been Posering, I have been reducing BALLOONS into breasts.
In volume and shape.

I gave up on complaining.. No body is listening.

BOOBS sell.
Polycount sells.

$$$$ are all that matter.

The pros simply know their market.

The boob-centric phenomena is also evident in the world of collector dolls:

http://blog.goo.ne.jp/konlin/e/9867705986090d8912c38b503cd04641

Are Norks anything like Fantastic Wub-Wubs?

BTW, if you like a female with some Gainax Jigglelies, now would be a great time to  visit my lackluster gallery!

Norks are mystical twin orb headed monsters that live in the far away land of Wunderbarra.

Legend has it that the God Mammary cut off all means of support to them after they performed the now infamous Puppies with Pink noses trick at the inagaural Cleavage Games in Brest in 6BC.

They were sent to Earth to taunt men for eternity.

Sam, that was Nine terms for breasts and no passes. Thank you, next contestant please.

Hehe.  I thought it was only 7 but there you go.  Yes, it was deliberate.  :)

Must be an elaborate system of pulleys and gears tucked away in all that skank wear?

As a lover of tiny tits, I am saddened that small breasts are not better catered for in the Poser world.

"The pros simply know their market."

Correct sir
Why complain about breast sizes being dialed /morphed in by others.
There are many options available for everyone's needs in terms of figure morphs  and even render engines.

Poser has a reputation as a" Nekkid fantasy boobie chick" application for a reason and it is  not merely "pro" application user "snobbery" over at CGsociety

It is the undeniable reality of what you see coming out of poser these days.

It is some sort of cultural mind set IMHO

Ironicly in another Mysticeagle thread,
he stated clearly that he is seeking some normal V4 walk cycles and specifically stated he was NOT interested
links to high heeled "sexy/swaying, Cat walk
fashion model strut animations.
Just normal, flat shoe walk animations for V4**.
**

Two thread respondents promptly posted youtube links to ......guess what?

Nearly naked, thong wearing, bare butt cheek high heeled, fashion model ,sexy strut walks with animated bouncing boobs.

Cheers

I'll second that, lesbentley. Hmmm, has anyone noticed a distinct lack of Female commentary in this thread? Or at least Female avatars (not counting winterclaws Chocobo).

Oh yeah... Gazongas.

My chocobo is male!!!

And he likes bouncy bazungas just like I do.

i'm not against bouncing jubblies or large bazongas, or even thong clad trollops with chivers glutes , but it is a shame that that is all i find when i search for links to walk cycles.

that sorta pose suits a cerain kind of animation or scene, but if thats all my future holds, i'd rather take up photography, specialise in glamour models and deal with the real thing ;)

Eagle, your search skills are either an epic failure or epicly awesome.  ;)

"Party jugs"... apparently.

Yup, browsing the marketplace here does rather feel like I've issued a casting call on behalf of Russ Meyer, and I'm viewing the respondents, at times...

Men dismayed by large breasts. Somewhere, pigs are flying and Lucifer is trying to find the number of a good heating contractor. Fear not. Any increase in Al Bundy syndrome probably only reflects existential anxiety create by war, economic uncertainty etc. Breasts represent nurture, comfort and security.

Abuse, er ah amuse  :-)

Breast Size by Country (USA USA! No idea if they controlled for implants)

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285

Penis Size by Country (Don't gloat Sam - looks like the fugitive Puritans were more than just small minded)

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

Hehe.  I just bet the plastic melons are skewing the results because I'm certain we have the upper hand with natural Gropefruits.

As for the old family jewels, I have a double advantage.  Apart from being a Brit,  somewhere in my very mixed ancestry there's genes from an ethnic group popularly believed to be well endowed.  :)

"

there's genes from an ethnic group popularly believed to be well endowed.  :)"

Ethnic group?  don't you mean species?

Love esther

It's all in the genes n'est-ce pas :-)

ah yes , genes , which is an odd way of spelling jeans, especially tight tight jeans.

Perhaps something can be made of the download stats for this freebie Ultimate Breasts.

CGTalk does not have a abundance of girls cause few can model girls.

Does not matter if she has a 5 year olds face as long as she has a big cheast she 18+.

Regaurdless the face Small cheasted skinny females are considered under age.unless they have pointy ears.

Don't know if that asia doll would be legal in USA.

Some idiot got some asia ilegal comix and told USA ,where to stick it.
USA stuck him in prison for 20 years.

porn indrustry walks all over anyones and everyones copy rights.

sex sell thay have all the $$$ even hollywood does not have the $$$ to stop them from walking all over there copy rights

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

...

I'm from one of those green zones ;)

As for the thread subject, I really don't mind, thankfuly we can dial spin those up and down as we see fit.

I daresay the duchess of cambridge would approve of the trend in this thread, given her recent fotos.  but seriously, I hadn't noticed the giant boobs in the ads here.

[click for full (ha ha ha)]

Thank you Kate for "no alterations!"

I've always thought this was wisdom (heard in an interview with a dress designer):

"If you ain't got it, flaunt it."

.... or, the confident attitude of wise and crafty, stylish, petite French women: "My breasts are not small, they are French!"

 ::::: Opera :::::

"CGTalk does not have a abundance of girls cause few can model girls."

Wrong..most at CG talk are interested in Game Dev&  Film VFX.
Most games have powerful male Characters
or creatures with armor etc
and VFX is ....well Fire Smoke and Fluid simulation etc.
they Dont render stills of naked boobie chicks just for the purpose of posting in website galleries.
And  even when they do it is to showcase their modeling texturing ,sculpting skills to try to get employed by CG studios.

Cheers

I'll echo that "sex sells", no matter how much some of us don't appreciate the idea. LOL.

Laurie

Quote - Ach, Sam.

I have been complaining about this for years.
No body cares about shape. All they have to be is Big, Bigger and Biggest.

Its' like Poly count.
Nobody cares about the shape of a figure, as long as there a lots poly's.

From the first moments I have been Posering, I have been reducing BALLOONS into breasts.
In volume and shape.

I gave up on complaining.. No body is listening.

BOOBS sell.
Polycount sells.

$$$$ are all that matter.

It's an American thing. American men like big tits, no matter if they're fake or not. I was just discussing this with someone yesterday! LOL. Frankly, I think big knockers are hideous, but that's just from a female standpoint. I wouldn't wanna carry those around! HA!

Laurie

Quote - It's an American thing. American men like big tits, no matter if they're fake or not. I was just discussing this with someone yesterday! LOL. Frankly, I think big knockers are hideous, but that's just from a female standpoint. I wouldn't wanna carry those around! HA!

Laurie

Yeah, I just worry about the back problems in later life... :blink:

Course, from what you're saying, it sounds like there'd be no shortage of men volunteering to help with carrying them around?

Maybe not what most women would want though, that kind of service... :rolleyes:

Quote - The boob-centric phenomena is also evident in the world of collector dolls:

http://blog.goo.ne.jp/konlin/e/9867705986090d8912c38b503cd04641

I used to work for Doll Reader magazine (with the advertisers) and other than Barbie or Robert Tonner dolls, NONE of the collector dolls here in the states has boobs like that. Of course, most collector dolls here are of children (again, other than Barbie or Robert Tonner). Check out some of Hildegard Gunzel's dolls (German dollmaker). She makes some of the most beautiful dolls I've seen, but I'm not, nor ever have been, a collector. LOL. I just admire her talent for sculpting and the clothes she designs for them :).

Laurie

Quote - > Quote - It's an American thing. American men like big tits, no matter if they're fake or not. I was just discussing this with someone yesterday! LOL. Frankly, I think big knockers are hideous, but that's just from a female standpoint. I wouldn't wanna carry those around! HA!

Laurie

Yeah, I just worry about the back problems in later life... :blink:

Course, from what you're saying, it sounds like there'd be no shortage of men volunteering to help with carrying them around?

Maybe not what most women would want though, that kind of service... :rolleyes:

Back problems for sure ;). And I don't think some man walking backwards in front of me all the time would be either handy or user-friendly..lol. I just saw lmckenzie's maps for breast and penis size. I think I'm gonna move to the UK and go one size up...lmao (for the male counterpart, that is ;)).

Quote - "CGTalk does not have a abundance of girls cause few can model girls."

Wrong..most at CG talk are interested in Game Dev&  Film VFX.
Most games have powerful male Characters
or creatures with armor etc
and VFX is ....well Fire Smoke and Fluid simulation etc.
they Dont render stills of naked boobie chicks just for the purpose of posting in website galleries.
And  even when they do it is to showcase their modeling texturing ,sculpting skills to try to get employed by CG studios.

Cheers

at CGTalk some fool posted i got a job teaching how to model charaters ,
so how do you model charaters.
my responce got  me put on probation ,I guess for life ,at CGTalk.

If you want to be impressive.

500,000 can create vehicles ,monsters,cartoons.ect ect.
500,000 can create a low poly Game mesh.
Who gives a damn what CGI App's you have.500,000 others have them also.

How many can create Vicky ?

Ha ha! Just seen the maps too Laurie :laugh:

Well Laurie... Mexico or Canada are perhaps nearer geographically?

But if you overlaid the "technique" or "charm" maps, maybe you would be buying that transatlantic plane ticket...

Quote - Ha ha! Just seen the maps too Laurie :laugh:

Well Laurie... Mexico or Canada are perhaps nearer geographically?

But if you overlaid the "technique" or "charm" maps, maybe you would be buying that transatlantic plane ticket...

Nah, I'm not bilingual ;). I'd like someone that speaks relatively the same language...heh. I can worry about slang and minor differences later :P. Besides, Canada is the same as the US. I already have that :P.

And I've heard that about men in the UK actually. Perhaps I should start filling my piggy bank...lol.

Laurie

I have nothing to add to this thread except that I just googled Letha Weapons and really wish I hadn't. LOL. I can't believe anyone could be turned on by body parts that are so lumpy and mangled. The male brain continues to mystify me.

Mind you, I can't understand how anyone could cast Harvey Keitel as the male lead in a film about female sexual awakening. So I remain equally mystified by the female brain.

Peeps are turned on by the most remarkable things, I guess.

Quote - And I've heard that about men in the UK actually. Perhaps I should start filling my piggy bank...lol.

Oooer... is that another euphemism? :blushing:

Quote - > Quote - And I've heard that about men in the UK actually. Perhaps I should start filling my piggy bank...lol.

Oooer... is that another euphemism? :blushing:

Nah, just that American men, in my experience, have no "charm" LOL. Of course, I don't get out much :P. My experience would fill the bottom of a thimble. Heh. Of course, the beer drinking, chest thumping, baseball hat wearing crowd never did much to impress me. And I live in the middle of it ;). Who wants to go and see orchestra when there's a Nascar race on? :P

Laurie

Harvey Keitel previously had experience in the role of male lead in a film about female sexual awakening. Sort of.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107822/

::::: Opera :::::

Quote - I have nothing to add to this thread except that I just googled Letha Weapons and really wish I hadn't. LOL. I can't believe anyone could be turned on by body parts that are so lumpy and mangled. The male brain continues to mystify me.

Mind you, I can't understand how anyone could cast Harvey Keitel as the male lead in a film about female sexual awakening. So I remain equally mystified by the female brain.

Peeps are turned on by the most remarkable things, I guess.

Yeah, I made the same mistake...

   :scared:

:blink::blink:

I'm not that turned on by Harvey Keitel either... no offense Harvey.

American men can be immensely charming when they want to be, and European men can be downright thugs.

Canadian men seem to have very little personality/personality quirks in comparison to those from south of the border or across the pond (perhaps they're just kinda shy), with the exception of the francophones, who have charm by the shedloads.

The most charming I've met, though, are West Texans, who also seem to have the best manners of the lot.

Unfortunately, I've only lived in four countries so my experience is limited.

Yeah, Moriador's got me, on my spurious, geographically biased "charm" claims :laugh:

Funnily enough, talking of sarcasm, if someone notes that a person's a "real charmer" or "right charmer" here in Scotland, it often means quite the opposite...

Good thing we judge people buy who they are and not buy what they look like or have.

any one that alters there body because ... what ever reson.

There mind and soul is confused about what really matters.

i am pretty amazed no one is posting renders. bring out your girls!

::: og :::

So is it down to a round of guess the cup size and nationality now?

"If you want to be impressive.

500,000 can create vehicles ,monsters,cartoons.ect ect.
500,000 can create a low poly Game mesh.
Who gives a damn what CGI App's you have.500,000 others have them also.
How many can create Vicky ?"

Sorry...not relevant how many can "create Vicky".
Most of them aspire to work for VFX companies ILM ,Weta Digital, Dreamworks or Pixar etc.

They want to work on huge, big budget team projects Like Lord of the rings or the Avengers or Avatar

where they use custom rigs that leverage the underlying support structures and custom scripting of their native programs HOUDINI,MAYA , SOFTIMAGE etc.

The ability to create yet another Naked poser chick
( Vicky Alison, aiko etc), is Quite meaningless in those project specific CG/VFX pipelines that those CGsociety aspirants are trying to enter.

Cheers

Quote - Breast Size by Country (USA USA! No idea if they controlled for implants)

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285

Hurray for swedish chicks.

"Nah, I'm not bilingual ;)."

I've always tried to be a cunning linguist.

Personally, I find certain tones or voice or accents to be very sexy. I'd rather listen to Lauren Bacall reading the phone book than most women whispering sweet nothings.

On the topic of technique versus, er, endowment, that map would seem to make it clear as to why it was India that came up with the Kama Sutra?

Quote - "Nah, I'm not bilingual ;)."

I've always striven to be a cunning linguist.

Were those euphemisms... I can't even tell anymore :lol:

Quote - Yeah, Moriador's got me, on my spurious, geographically biased "charm" claims :laugh:

Funnily enough, talking of sarcasm, if someone notes that a person's a "real charmer" or "right charmer" here in Scotland, it often means quite the opposite...

Ah, sarcasm. Wait....that's another thread.....

;)

Laurie

Quote - Ah, sarcasm. Wait....that's another thread.....

;)

Laurie

He he... I can't even tell which thread I'm on any more. Okay... that's apparently the effect that contemplating giant bosoms has on the male human brain then