HU: Free Very Naughty Poser Porn Model :) Opps, did I say porn, I meant Prawn! :) One day, I'll learn to spell, but until then meet Pete the Prawn. Who's one seriously naughty Crusty Crustacean. Inspired by Ron Liesman's cartoons and way too much caffeine, he's seafood with a capital Smack! From the genus "cameronrobusporus", Pete comes completely tooled up with bovver boots, a shooter, knife, club and broken wine bottle. Once I catch him again, he'll be swimming around your poser runtime causing shrimpy mayhem. In Poser 4 (and higher) prop format, he'll come canned as one fully loaded prawn, one plain prawn, plus all 4 weapons as separate items. Capture date is expected to be this weekend (Jan 5th-7th) and best of all he'll be totally free!

LOL, when I saw the message was from you, I KNEW it was gonna be something funny!  Look forward to it :)

Hahaha. Lets hear it for malicious sea food!

Of course to whales he/she might be delicous seafood, no wonder he's well armed.  (-_^)

cute and evil

:biggrin: Love it.

Brilliant!

OMG.  I LOVE him!!!!  He's adorable.

capture him soon  love  him   thanks  for creating  such a  wicked  prawn

I do love cute toons and this is CUTE! 

Attached Link: http://www.sparkyworld.co.uk/3d10own.htm

Love all the fishy and naughty jokes! :) Pleased to say he's now been caught, canned and ready for download! Link is above. Large piccy on the site shows whats in the zip. Plus theres some templates as well. Also please read me the readme file if you have problems with the body mesh going scaly if exporting. Theres a solution for it there. Not 100% sure why, but I reckon it's because this bit was made in Sculptris which doesn't always play nice with poser. Though it works perfectly OK in poser and Vue. The read me also has some hints and ideas for other texturing ideas. BTW - I'll be offline from now until tomorrow. Other folks here want to do some facebooking, and if I don't let them I'll be feeding da fishies :)

Thank you MrSparky :)

Thanks :)

Prawn has been sneaking around the forums and got a hold of LaurieA's Crayons! Anyone want to buy some artwork ?

thanks bunches  gonna  enjoy this one

 

lol Pokeydots!

:)

I hate being tricked... People and their damned typos (intentiontal too)..

BURN IN HELL Mr. Sparky :)

WONDERFUL!! Thank you very much!

 

(I'll pass on Pete the Prawn's artwork, thanks, Pokeydots but yours is great!! )

great figure!

and the image so funny!!

 

thanks you!!!!

*BURN IN HELL Mr. Sparky :)* Beat you there :) LOL BTW - if anyone wants the signs, post and I'll freebie them. Pokeydots nice work, like the artwork :)

PS = glad everyone is enjoying this!

Would love to have the signs as well.  And thank you for this cute fellow, love him.

yes  the signs  would  be  much appreciated

 

Thanks mrsparky, and would love the signs too :)

Pleased to say the signs are now up..just use the same link as before. Silly Signs is a simple poser prop of a road sign representing the entrance to Hell.Aka the A259 into Polski Bognor, or more whats more commonly called Satans bottom, after he's eaten a really bad vindaloo. Originally erected by the local council for directional purposes. Over time the sign has suitably decorated with much more useful and helpful informational messages and travel hints. Predominately the message is don't! While a 35 mile detour may seem slightly excessive, Arundel has a really really nice castle. Also please remember that Mr Sparky can not assist you if you fail to heed the warnings on the sign. Nor can he help with the deep therapy you'll need afterwards or removing the scars from whats left of your soul. Oh and whatever you don't drink the water! :)

Thank you.  It's awesome!

Thank you!

thank you

 

Thanks everyone heres the last one for now......a pen_is...mightier than the sword of course :) If anyone wants just shout.

i would  like to have  the  pen  please

 

Oh yes please.

It's ready! Same link as posted before. What you'll get is a set of poser props (.pp2)... 1 Bruiser of a biro. Zoned so you can change the headband/clip colours and make a Rambo style bandanna or change the hands colours. 1 Flattened sword. As well as the silly face, it's been mapped so it uses a a single texture but you can also easily replace other bits of it with app specific metal shaders. Looks well nice then. 1 Set of Spinny Stars, like those that appear around characters heads in classic cartoons. These are not transmaps, but actual modeled stars. Thanks to Spacebones for releasing his free boolean cutting set into freestuff, which allowed me to make these stars really easily.

Thank you.

Thanks!  Just what I always wanted.  (Nearly) nekkid Vicky in a temple with a pen!