... You see someone and think, "She's based on Vicky 3, and she's got Kozaburo hair."

http://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/ap341726133294.jpg?w=280

(Disclaimer: this person is a politician, but this post is unrelated to politics)

Any other symptoms?

... when you think the sea looks very realistic, nearly as realistic as a Bagginsbill water plane.

When you think the outfit on the girl you just passed looks like a copy of one in your runtime.

when you look at the awfull bended joints of your posed figures and think: " why in hell do I spent so much money for this crap. will this ever be fixed? Skip it and return with the release of PoserPro2050."

You bend down to pick something up, then realize that limits has another meaning.

You go to a clothing store, find something you like, then ask where the Setup Room is.

You see something out of place that strikes you odd, and ponder a script to correct it.

Your clothes no longer fit, and think that you must have bumped a morph dial or have a stray key in your timeline........

When your working in your favorite image manipulation program and decide that the image would look better if you tweaked the pose a little and then remeber your dealing with a photograph not a render.

When you wake up in the morning and realize it was just a dream about that render you're working.  You didn't finish it, so get to work. lol

Quote - When you wake up in the morning and realize it was just a dream about that render you're working.  You didn't finish it, so get to work. lol

You go to sleep?
Not a hard core Poser user then! :-D

If she was V3-based she would have had goofy shoulders like this :)

... when you cannot resist answering topics like

http://www.renderosity.com/mod/forumpro/showthread.php?message_id=4177189&ebot_calc_page#message_4177189

;)

When you print a copy of hairstyle and tell the beautician "I want this!"

When you look at someone with an exceptional complexion and just instintively think "the SSS on her/his skin is perfect!!". Then you realize what just went through your mind and intsinctively change the thought to "wish I could duplicate her/his skin" and start studying the skin more closely. Then you realise that your staring - because everyone else realizes you are staring, so now you really feel like an idiot because no one will believe you weren't staring for "that" reason, because you've actually tried to explain it before. Now you just feel like some sort of pervert.

1)  "I don't need another modeling program, I can make that with primitives."

2)  Several hours later, you save your work because you are too frustrated with the current item, then check your first save to compare:  It is almost exactly the same and you still dislike both.

3)  "Bah.  I'll just buy one, but I know I can make this other thing . . . "

4)  Loop 2 and 3.

You pass a cute girl in the mall and say to yourself "I'd like to render her," only to have security following you because you said it loud enough and he thinks you want to boil the fat off of her.  x.x

You look at your wife, girlsfriend, boyfriend, and start looking for the "Slim" dial.
LOL.

You wake up in quads, work in quads, eat and drink quads, relax in quads, and goto sleep in quads.

Damm, a tri............... => That was a nightmare, oef.
Back to quads.
LOL. 

In bed, you look at the wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, turn them over, and start searching the dials.

Might be a good idea NOT to tell them what you are looking for. LOL.

Euh, might be, euh; " NOT SO LOL " .

LOL.

Deep asleep, your wife pokes you in the side, and starts shouting;

"Who is Roxie???? ", and; " Why does she bend so good????????? "

3D becomes reality and reality becomes 3D.

You spend more time looking at clothing catalogs thinking I'd like to find this for insert favorite model here than you do looking at the clothes for yourself.

You've spent more money on your poser figures wardrobe than you do on your own. And they have more clothes than you do.

When you are surprised at how quickly a photograph can be taken because you are used to renders taking a lot longer for such a realistic result

When you take your PC to bed to sleep with Roxie. LOL.

When you forget, that your life-partner is able to move by her/himself, and you can't resist to POSE her/him.

You look out the window and wonder what the light and render settings are.

You walk in the garden and see the bark on a tree and think - what a nice bumpmap.

You dream in wireframe mode.

When you find yourself looking at women to see how their clothes fit and how they're made and wonder how it will look on Roxie and Anastasia.

When you're driving at night and you wish you had volumetric lighting like that in Poser.

When ya PC reads it's Friday and ya swore it was Wensday.

It's to late/early to get a pizza delevered.

The morning Star unexpectedly shines threw the windows.

You put your clothes on, stand in front of the mirror and sigh: "Weren't these supposed to be conforming?"

@vilters:

"You wake up in quads, work in quads, eat and drink quads, relax in quads, and goto sleep in quads."

And cook in quads. 

When I started putting tomatoes in everything (which vastly improved my life, by the way) I sliced them in long strips.  This works for a sandwich but doesn't work in soup or chili.  The outer peel comes off and curls up.  Then I tried slicing them Poser-style: a mixture of equal-sided tris and quads.  This pattern "renders" much better in the pan.  The piece remains whole.

When You look at a picture and try to rotate it to see the backside.

(Happened to me several times)

Bopper.

Definitely have tried to rotate 2d images MANY times.    

Constantly pondering my own body movements.  A twist, a side to side, a bend... Hmm I wonder how many degrees that is....Ahhhh my wrist does not twist..

When you believe that your real wrist can actually twist...

(I only discovered a short while ago that, as the post above says, it doesn't!)

Quote - When you believe that your real wrist can actually twist...

(I only discovered a short while ago that, as the post above says, it doesn't!)

... and forearms and shins cannot do side/side movements. Shins cannot twist either. Forearms can, because of their double-bone construction.

When you wish that you could just "change the shaders" for an outfit or your hair.

Quote - When you print a copy of hairstyle and tell the beautician "I want this!"

I have actually done this for my wedding.....>.<

You spend X amount of time trying to do something you think is "advanced," all the while saying "I bet [insert Poser guru] mastered this on Day One" and it is not even a computer project.

At a family dinner, you happen to mention you bought a new outfit for Vicky:  Mom is excited you finally found a girl, your sister is dubious about an outfit at such a low price, and your dad wonders whatever happened to that nice Posette from P4 - I mean, from before.