The other half was reading a country life orientated mag, and found an advert for chicken saddles. Now I suppose there is a perfectly good reason for this, I mean I immediately thought that the elves and faeries might want to ride chickens. But then where do I go to get a chicken to saddle up for them????

no, no, they're saddles for the chickens to ride in!!! =)

Awwww... i was liking the idea of saddles to ride chickens in! But... what would the chickens be riding ON, VS? :^D

LOL.....ha ha ... Chicken Saddles, I just pictured it in my mind Sharen

Oh man, someone needs to make a rooster and a saddle! That would be funny to see all the fairies riding on them! lol

Yup that's what I mean, whichever way, where's the chicken? anyone know where I can find a chicken?

Howbout Daz Dragon morphed into a chicken? I think I am steppin on some dragon toes here, I better shutup JV

Hey I really like the sound of this!! .. I like making odd things.. I'll put it on the list! Gerald.

actually I know what thiose are for - and it's usually turkey saddles BTW. ummm ... without getting into graphic detail lets just say its a marital aid for the rooster :) I don't know how much yall know about chicken sex - but sometimes they have trouble uhhhh keeping connected snicker and the 'saddle' helps. Really! I grew up on an exotic poultry farm :) We had 'wild' turkeys, quail, partridge, guinea fowl, pheasent, ducks, swans, geese and peacocks. There's a reason I'm not a vegetarian - it's a grudge. Lyrra

no they wouldn't use the dragon, they would use victoria..... again.

Anyone remember the old arcade game, Joust. I have visions of chickens... jon

No chickens, but how about ducks, hawks, seagulls, parrots, macaws, parakeets, toucans, and crows? Lyne's Creations has them all at Vista Internet Products.

Joust used ostriches. :)

I forgot to mention that Debra Ross also has an owl figure at Vista Internet.

And if you're into songbirds, Ken Gilliard has a free cardinal and jays posted at Emperor Ken's World.

I could picture faeries saddling up onto a cat or hawk when going into battle, like the characters in NeverNever.

hmm, this is getting too kinky

"Yup that's what I mean, whichever way, where's the chicken? anyone know where I can find a chicken?"

did you ever find a chicken?

didnt adamthwaites do a chicken ?

 lol that's as bad as this one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_eyeglasses

be easier to turn the lights off  

Sex aids for poultry! LOL. Ah, I can just imagine that rooster crowing away -- he's king of the hill. And then, turns out that to get it on, he needs some extra... equipment. :D I don't think the concept is limited to chickens. I think there are some human males like that too. (and plenty of human hens)

the clark kent of chickens ... ... or would that be roosters

I got a really nice rooster through content paradise years ago, it has 39 body parts, a bunch of morphs (expressions too, believe it or not), and many transmapped feathers. The mesh is 35,000 polys. It also comes with spec and bump maps, 5 poses, and a walk cycle. Truly is a thing of beauty, whoever made this figure meant business...$10.00!

http://www.contentparadise.com/productdetails.aspx?id=544

Content Paradise has both a hen and a rooster. Although for some reason the rooster is over twice as much.

Chocobo racing from Final Fantasy?  I wonder what kind of greens they eat.

Chicken Saddles are not a sex aid for chickens. Their used to protect hens from over zealous roosters. Who can pull out all her feathers. Causing sunburns and wounds. Which can affect the health of the hen. With a saddle on he can't rip out all her feathers. This problem is more common among the younger roosters that the older rooster.  

I found this information online while looking up Duck Diapers.  Commonly used for the keeping of ducks as indoor pets. And no, I don't have any indoor farm animals as pets. I just thought it was funny when I heard about it.

chocobos eat Gysahl Greens :)