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SamTherapy opened this issue on Nov 07, 2017 · 8 posts
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SamTherapy ( ) posted Tue, 07 November 2017 at 1:09 PM · edited Tue, 31 December 2024 at 5:51 AM

A guy is browsing the DVD section of his local "Adult Entertainment" store, when a very dodgy looking character sidles up to him.

"Hey", says the dodgy bloke, "are you looking for something a bit, you know, special? Something a bit more, exciting than the stuff here?"

"Uhh, sure", says our hero, "what you got?"

"Well, it'll cost yer", says the dodgy one, "fifty quid but it's worth it, believe me!"

"Fifty quid? What the hell is it, then?"

"All right, mate, keep yer voice down", the dodgy guy says, "how about nuns? Men in Nazi uniforms? Schoolgirls? And if that's not enough for yer...it's even got goats!"

"Wow! Gimme!" says the punter.

"Ok, meet me round the back in 10 minutes", says the dodgy guy, and shuffles away.

So, our lad goes round the back, money in hand, meets the dodgy fellow and the exchange is duly made. He rushes back home, locks all the doors, closes the blinds, switches on his telly and with trembling hands, fumbles open the package to find...

The Sound Of Music.

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Sa_raneth ( ) posted Tue, 07 November 2017 at 1:20 PM

rotflmfao good one Sam thanks for the laugh

Boni ( ) posted Tue, 07 November 2017 at 2:15 PM

head smack, oh, Sam, you always deliver. Naughty boy! thanks for the giggle!

Boni


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SamTherapy ( ) posted Tue, 07 November 2017 at 2:27 PM

... Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...

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hborre ( ) posted Tue, 07 November 2017 at 4:37 PM

Good one, Sam. Well told.

Miss B ( ) posted Tue, 07 November 2017 at 11:12 PM

😆 Good one Sam.

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ironsoul ( ) posted Wed, 08 November 2017 at 2:01 AM

Translation for Millennials
DVD - A kind of offline Netflix popular at the turn of the century
Adult Entertainment - DIY videos, particularly plumbing
Fifty quid = a couple of ponies or 50 cents if you're reading this post britexit
Sound of music - kind of outdoor x-factor


SamTherapy ( ) posted Wed, 08 November 2017 at 5:38 AM

ironsoul posted at 11:37AM Wed, 08 November 2017 - #4317571

Translation for Millennials
DVD - A kind of offline Netflix popular at the turn of the century
Adult Entertainment - DIY videos, particularly plumbing
Fifty quid = a couple of ponies or 50 cents if you're reading this post britexit
Sound of music - kind of outdoor x-factor

😂

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