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Subject: OT: Local news

SamTherapy opened this issue on Jul 30, 2018 · 16 posts
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SamTherapy ( ) posted Mon, 30 July 2018 at 6:18 PM · edited Tue, 22 October 2024 at 3:10 AM

Where I live is a quiet little place, where nothing much happens for years on end. This, I kid you not, was posted on the Dearne Valley Local News website today...

Police have warned motorists on the Dearne Valley Parkway of a collision between a cement truck and a prison transport vehicle. Motorists are advised to be on the lookout for hardened criminals.

[facepalm]

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SAMS3D ( ) posted Mon, 30 July 2018 at 6:51 PM

Oh man, if it wasn’t so scary it would be funny,

Sa_raneth ( ) posted Mon, 30 July 2018 at 7:13 PM

thanks for the laugh Sam

hborre ( ) posted Mon, 30 July 2018 at 7:55 PM

Do they have concrete evidence?

SamTherapy ( ) posted Mon, 30 July 2018 at 8:48 PM

SAMS3D posted at 2:48AM Tue, 31 July 2018 - #4333959

Oh man, if it wasn’t so scary it would be funny,

It's not scary, it was entirely a joke by someone on the website.

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SamTherapy ( ) posted Mon, 30 July 2018 at 8:49 PM

hborre posted at 2:48AM Tue, 31 July 2018 - #4333968

Do they have concrete evidence?

At the moment, they're between a rock and a hard place. :D

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SAMS3D ( ) posted Mon, 30 July 2018 at 8:57 PM

Oh, hahaha, that made me laugh.

Kazam561 ( ) posted Mon, 30 July 2018 at 11:00 PM

That was pretty funny :)

The dust settled, thinking "what a fine home, at least for now" not realizing that doom would soon be coming in the form of a vacuum cleaner.

R_Hatch ( ) posted Tue, 31 July 2018 at 4:16 AM · edited Tue, 31 July 2018 at 4:17 AM

This story has been proven false - it was actually a truck transporting Viagra. Get your facts straight 😜

infinity10 ( ) posted Tue, 31 July 2018 at 5:06 AM

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SamTherapy ( ) posted Tue, 31 July 2018 at 5:41 AM

R_Hatch posted at 11:41AM Tue, 31 July 2018 - #4333984

This story has been proven false - it was actually a truck transporting Viagra. Get your facts straight 😜

😂

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Boni ( ) posted Tue, 31 July 2018 at 4:10 PM

You are always good for a giggle, Sam. Thanks!!

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ypvs ( ) posted Tue, 31 July 2018 at 6:18 PM · edited Tue, 31 July 2018 at 6:19 PM

Whilst the officers were out looking for the convicts someone stole all the toilets from the station. The police say they have nothing to go on

Hmmm, this is turning into the end of the Two Ronnies.

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SamTherapy ( ) posted Tue, 31 July 2018 at 8:45 PM

ypvs posted at 2:44AM Wed, 01 August 2018 - #4334032

Whilst the officers were out looking for the convicts someone stole all the toilets from the station. The police say they have nothing to go on

Hmmm, this is turning into the end of the Two Ronnies.

Later in the day, a large hole was discovered. Police are looking into it.

Newsflash! Invisible dogs reported in area. Police are following several leads.

BTW, have you heard of the new Viagra eye drops? They ruin your vision but make you look hard.

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tonyvilters ( ) posted Wed, 01 August 2018 at 5:34 AM · edited Wed, 01 August 2018 at 5:34 AM

The Viagra was to get the concrete hard. :-)

And the dogs are stealth dogs. :-)

Miss B ( ) posted Wed, 01 August 2018 at 10:59 AM · edited Wed, 01 August 2018 at 10:59 AM

😀

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