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Subject: Backstage Bloopers 7, or Maury's New Model

VirtualSite opened this issue on Jan 24, 2002 · 21 posts
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VirtualSite ( ) posted Thu, 24 January 2002 at 9:12 PM · edited Mon, 03 February 2025 at 8:34 PM

Content Advisory! This message contains nudity

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*"Got my top hat, got my white coat... All I need is the --* Hey! Wheres the girl?" "Oh, you mean the girl who was here a little while ago? She left." "Left??" "Something about allergies to plants." "So who are you???" "Im her stand-in." "Her *what*?" "Stand-in? Like, I stand... *in*? Boy, and let me tell you, this one wasnt easy. What size is this thing anyway, a 2? Well, I just morphed it up a bit -- us hefty girls need our space, yknow? -- and now it fits snugger than a bug on a rug, specially right around the -- " "Dont tell me! I dont want to know!" "So hows this for a pose? Awww, dont look all shocked. Im sure youve seen lots of naked women in your time, baby." "But -- " "Tell you what: lets get this done, and then Ill show you why they call it a *broadsword*. *Come to Mama, Maury, baby!!!!!*"

Stormrage ( ) posted Thu, 24 January 2002 at 9:18 PM

LMAO More more more Pleeeeeease S

Xurge ( ) posted Thu, 24 January 2002 at 9:45 PM

This is hysterical. This is the best one yet. Maury is in for an interesting experience for sure, LOL.

duanemoody ( ) posted Thu, 24 January 2002 at 9:58 PM

Attached Link: http://www.geocities.com/duane_moody/characters.html

You've done Pleasingly Plump Posette (available for free at the above URL) justice. Thanks for making my work worth it.

Oh, and hot-cha-CHA, by the way.

Irish ( ) posted Thu, 24 January 2002 at 10:32 PM

I agree - the best yet! They've all been hilarious and really make my day....thanks for your humour!! :) Irene

movida ( ) posted Thu, 24 January 2002 at 10:34 PM

Oh my God...you've outdone yourself! ROTFLMAO

VirtualSite ( ) posted Thu, 24 January 2002 at 10:44 PM

Duane: whew!!! Glad you liked it. Just as a side note, I was surprised at how easy it was to fit the "Body Jewels" to the morphed body. A very cool character to work with.

chohole ( ) posted Fri, 25 January 2002 at 1:38 AM

LOL, heck no, rotflmao, my sides hurt,these get better and better. A daily must have.

The greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop  the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."


geep ( ) posted Fri, 25 January 2002 at 2:32 AM

... addictive! Nice job!

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"


cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

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jaydiva ( ) posted Fri, 25 January 2002 at 3:26 AM

Hehe ... cough ... hilarious!! (wiping off coffee from keyboard) please more !!!!

SAMS3D ( ) posted Fri, 25 January 2002 at 3:47 AM

Very interesting look for this model. LOL, thanks for the chuckle Sharen

thgeisel ( ) posted Fri, 25 January 2002 at 6:17 AM

Before I open one of those, i always make shure there is no coffee in my mouth. hope we get one every day :-))

nikitacreed ( ) posted Fri, 25 January 2002 at 10:14 AM

ROFLMAO! VS....You nut! heheheheheehehehehehehehe

VirtualSite ( ) posted Fri, 25 January 2002 at 10:23 AM

Im just depressed that no ones noticed the fabulous temple backdrop.........

nikitacreed ( ) posted Fri, 25 January 2002 at 10:29 AM

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! guffaw

jwkub ( ) posted Fri, 25 January 2002 at 10:46 AM

LMAO ! gasping for air Great work, Thank you !

Little_Dragon ( ) posted Fri, 25 January 2002 at 5:04 PM

We were too busy laughing to mention it ... ... the temple backdrop is fabulous, VirtualSite. How'd you do the reflections in the floor? Postwork, or rendering outside of Poser?


VirtualSite ( ) posted Fri, 25 January 2002 at 5:21 PM

A little bit of this, a little bit of that... =)

geep ( ) posted Fri, 25 January 2002 at 5:35 PM

... what's "this?" ... and what's "that?" And ... while I'm at it, just HOW much is "a little bit?" ;=]

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"


cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

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VirtualSite ( ) posted Fri, 25 January 2002 at 7:44 PM

Actually, not much at all. The background is a Bryce piece. The figure is, of course, Poser, but with the lighting carefully placed so she blends as much as possible (something Ive done in all previous Backstage images). The only postwork was creating the reflection of the model by duplicating the model layer, inverting it vertically, repositioning, dimming it down to 65%, and blurring. Thats it. Everything else is through the lens.

geep ( ) posted Fri, 25 January 2002 at 9:36 PM

Thanks 4 sharing. ;=]

Remember ... "With Poser, all things are possible, and poseable!"


cheers,

dr geep ... :o]

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