"Maury... Maury... whered you get that...that..." "Dragon? Yeah, aint she a beaut? Anton sent her over." "Im not... am I?" "Kid, kid, kid, shes a pussycat! Look, shes sleeping like a little baby. Now just climb on -- Bernie, help the kid, will ya -- *and no crap about your union contract*, okay? Good. Now, kid, just grab the reins and -- Aww, Bern, look whatcha did: you woke the damn thing up, and -- " "*MAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*" "*Hang on, kid! Were getting ya --* Bern, find the installation manual, huh? Whatdya mean, theres no installation manual? *Theres always an installation manual!*" "*MAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*" "*HANG ON, KID!* Damn, bet its gettin toasty up there, huh? Heh heh heh... All right, if theres no damn manual, get Anton on the phone *pronto*.... Anton, sweetie!!! Maury here! Hows it goin?" "*MAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*" "*Shut the hell up! Im on the damn phone!!!* Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, that sounds sweeeeeeet. Oh yeah, really lookin forward to seeing... yeah. Yeah. Oh, nice. Look, Anton, reason I called, we got a small problem here with yer dragon -- " "*MAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*" "Yeah. Yeah. You got it. Boy, yer nobodys fool, huh? Heh heh heh. So whatdawe do? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Right. Okay, got it. Anton, love ya like a sister --- heh heh heh. Lunch sometime -- on me. Got it. Youre beautiful." "*MAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*" "Okay, Bern, see that? The scaling dial? Yeah, thats it. Okay, turn that sucker to the... the... left? Right? Left. No, right. Right. Definitely right. Yeah, Bern, turn it to the *right*. Whatdya mean, how far? Just turn it till it cant turn no more.... Uh, wait a minute. Stop, Bern, yer goin the wrong way... No, I meant left... Bern, dont give me no crap about your union contract now, okay? Just turn it to the *left*. No, Bern, not the right, the *left*! Jeez, just stop -- no, dont... Stop! Jeez, Bern, you broke the damn thing!" "*MAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*"

There are real tears splatting on my keyboard. I would like to think that they are tears of sympathy for the poor kid up there, but unfortunately I'm not that noble. Clothes may make the man, or temple chick, but it takes more than a costume to make a Dragonrider. Carolly of Dragonkeep

How he's got a good medical plan.. great work!

I don't know about the pictue. Well it's great. It looks hot... well literally with the flames and all. But the story is great. You should be a writer. But you probably are already. The story was very creative, imaginative and may I say very very hilarious. MAAUURRRY!!!!! Will some one shut that kid up we're trying to get some sleep down here geez... Regards 3dfilmdag

....... any better. It did!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! [more than once] Keep 'em comin'! You make my day! Thanks. ;=]

What a heartwarming way to start the day

Poor Maury. Alway those problems with the extras. He should get Dorkerina, she would ride a dragon without fuss.

ROFLMAO!!! heeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehe