"Maury, whatre we doing in a hardware store in the middle of the night?" "Kid, kid, kid -- dont you know nothin? Temples -- *out!* Showers -- *in!* Trust me, kid, were on the cutting edge a fashion this time, getting in there quick before the stampede begins. Now, take yer clothes off and get in." "Should I turn the water on?" "No, I want you should stand there like a doof in a perfectly dry tub. Of course you turn the water on!" "Whoa! Thats *c-c-c-c-c-cold!!!*" "Itll heat up soon enough, kid. Now... look enthusiastic." "Boy, Maury, it sure got hot quick. Wow, that feels... YIKES!" "Bern, reach in and turn the hot water down, willya? No, I dont give a damn about what your contract says about showers, just do it!" "Maury, hand me a towel, Im gettin out of here -- this is too hot!" "Kid, relax, Berns taking care a -- Right, Bern, turn it to the right. Loosey-leftie-tightie-rightie, remember?" "Maury, its melting the shower curtain!" "Kid, watch out -- yer gettin water all over the floor, and thats cheap lino." "Screw it, Im outa heeeeeeeeeeee ------------------ " CRASH! "Boy, kid, when you slide, you slide, yknow?" "*I dont care. I quit! Ive had enough! Ive been dropped out of a helicopter, forced to wear that ridiculous armour, gotten painted with stucco paint, set on fire, and **put up for sale!** Enough! Ive had it. You hear! Had! It!*" "Kid, kid, look, Im sorry. Hey, c'mon, just say youll forgive me and... and... well, tell you what, agree to this shot and Il do something really nice for you." "You promise?" "Promise." "Youre not gonna set me on fire or anything?" "Kid, its a hardware store. My cousin would kill me if I burned his place down." ".... All right." "Good man! Now, set the water to the temp you like. Hows that? Feel good? Okay, get in and lets get this done." "Hey, you promised me something nice!" "Oh right... *Bern! Cmere!*"

Oh, oh! .......... Watch out, kid! This one's good but yer gonna hafta go a loooooooooong way to top the "Dragon." ;=] Keep 'em comin'. ........ and thanks. ;=]

Everyones a critic... =)

ROFLMAO!!! heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehe Oh this one is hilarious VS!

Roflmao....A day and a half of line with pc problems, wot a welcome back. Thanks for the laugh VS, you done it again.

LMSAO!

Wow, that was quick; the curtain's been available for only a few hours. I see you went with the "Harry Potter" curtain texture, and tossed the liner. Good judgement call. The zodiac tex is a little tackier than the others, but I'm rather fond of it.

I love what you did with the reflection, pooling water, and steam.

Gee, most people's idea of a "hot tub" doesn't include the melted shower curtains. The kid STILL trusts Maury? I must have missed one - painted with stucco? ::shake head sadly:: Anyway, I think you are being quite restrained, considering the puns inherent in this image alone. Other artists of lesser wisdom might want to get their duckies all in a row, or their statuesque romans in the bath, shower their subject with flowers, or otherwise go with the flow. Carolly

Hmm A man In the shower? I wonder where that idea came from?? ;) Love the steam. I see what you meant. but you didn't try the change of highlight color did it not work right? and very funny as always, I did expect somthing a bit more risque after the evil grin yesterday but I love it!!!

Tonymouse, You expected to see the kid slipping helplessly across the floor with nothing but a bit of soapsuds between his backside and the linoleum? All for our amusement and delectation? Poor kid! Carolly