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Subject: You know you're really Poser damaged when...


FishNose ( ) posted Sat, 04 May 2002 at 3:32 PM · edited Sun, 19 January 2025 at 12:59 AM

You sit on the bus (like I did the other day) and look at a good looking woman and think, 'darn, if I dialed Vicki2's SoftenHips to -1, I'd get theose lovely angles! - along with about 110% hip yScale - yeah, and some WaistNarrow... And her face, well, LipFullLo and FaceHeart for sure.... And then with a start I suddenly realised what I was thinking - Ick, I've got it bad! :] FishNose


pokeydots ( ) posted Sat, 04 May 2002 at 3:35 PM

lol fish nose :)

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Netherworks ( ) posted Sat, 04 May 2002 at 3:36 PM

haha! Oh my god, I do that too... >:)

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c1rcle ( ) posted Sat, 04 May 2002 at 3:58 PM

that's not funny :( I've been doing that for months ever since I got bittenby the poser bug Rob


hmatienzo ( ) posted Sat, 04 May 2002 at 4:02 PM

It belongs right up there with talking in LOLs and ROFLs... hehehe.

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c1rcle ( ) posted Sat, 04 May 2002 at 4:13 PM

I once tried pinging someone I was sat next to on the bus to see if they were awake :D


CryptoPooka ( ) posted Sat, 04 May 2002 at 5:26 PM

"Oh man, I'd LOVE to get some high res pictures of her for a new texture ..." Oh yeah. Been there, done it. I'm hooked hard.


Anthony Appleyard ( ) posted Sat, 04 May 2002 at 5:38 PM
queri ( ) posted Sat, 04 May 2002 at 5:47 PM

I cannot look at a fashion magazine anymore without muttering "That's a Vicki, that's a Stephanie, oh man if I could get Michael to do that." I won't glance at any of my furnishing catalogs anymore because I want all of it in Poser. I am actually UV mapping it in my mind-- and I dont know HOW to UV map. Actually this is a giant step up from wanting a $1400 table in your own house. Emily


queri ( ) posted Sat, 04 May 2002 at 6:50 PM

Ron, I wish I would bite my tongue more often-- I can see my friends eyes glazing over, even on the phone! But they like the pics I send them. Emily


bloodsong ( ) posted Sat, 04 May 2002 at 6:53 PM

heyas; okay, so how many of you have been slapped yet? ;) (gee, lady, all i wanted was to see if your buttocks crunched when you sit like that!)


hauksdottir ( ) posted Sat, 04 May 2002 at 7:07 PM

I've had tabasco sauce thrown at me. :( A young black woman had extremely intricate braids and I guess I was staring at them too hard for her comfort. (It was also really late being the small hours of the morning, and she may have been prickly at the time.) Carolly


Alleycat169 ( ) posted Sat, 04 May 2002 at 7:49 PM

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You keep wondering is certain actors look like Daz3D characters...by the way, Doesn't Canadian actress Jayne Heitmeyer look like a dead ringer for Victoria 1 ??? Or is it just me? hehe.


queri ( ) posted Sat, 04 May 2002 at 8:24 PM

Oh dear, it is Not Just You. Trying to figure out if I can morph Dragonessa to Maggie Smith. Emily


Crescent ( ) posted Sat, 04 May 2002 at 11:25 PM

I've literally looked around and said, "Gee that needs better textures to look realistic!" then realized I was outside, looking at a real tree.


LadyJaiven ( ) posted Sat, 04 May 2002 at 11:58 PM

LOL omg I thought it was just me!


Lyrra ( ) posted Sun, 05 May 2002 at 12:17 AM

I saw a dead ringer for posette the other day. And I had seen the Matrix the night before - kinda creeped me out :) You know you've been texturing too much when you look at a dress on 5th ave and think "Needs more gaussian blur on the pattern - oh wait. That's Dior." Reality is for the feeble minded. Lyrra



Anthony Appleyard ( ) posted Sun, 05 May 2002 at 12:44 AM
Dolphin ( ) posted Sun, 05 May 2002 at 3:39 AM

L... and I thought I was the only one bad enough to be like this hehe.. everytime i see my friends or workmates I spend the next hour or so wondering how I could whip up a quick lookalike on my lovely little sparkly poser4 with only minor tweaking.. the most disturbing thing really is that pretty much everyone I know is all too easy to makeL.. I don't know... maybe I like to keep my friends simpleL


bikermouse ( ) posted Sun, 05 May 2002 at 3:56 AM

"reality - what a concept!" - Robin Williams ??


FishNose ( ) posted Sun, 05 May 2002 at 4:15 AM

"Reality"? No, that must be a Monty Python invention. :o] Anthony - I actually remember that thread.... been here too long. :] FishNose


bikermouse ( ) posted Sun, 05 May 2002 at 5:17 AM

Was that an African Monty Python or an European Monty Python? Actually the quote was from "Mork & Mindy". the only question I had was whether Robin Williams came up with it himself or whether it was written for him.


KateTheShrew ( ) posted Sun, 05 May 2002 at 9:17 AM

...you spend your free time trying to figure out how to fit your grandchildren into the scanner... Nana Kate


Styxx ( ) posted Sun, 05 May 2002 at 11:25 AM

I do all of that!! Shoes especially... I start breaking them down in my mind trying to see them in wireframe! Lets face it.. we are all incurable poserholics!! why fight it?? lol Noel


melanie ( ) posted Sun, 05 May 2002 at 11:40 AM

Oh, gosh, yes!!! There's a local newswoman here in Portland who has Vicki's transmapped flip hairstyle. I see these things everywhere I go. Everything I look at somehow relates to Poser for me. My sister and I were on the bus a while back and we were looking at things out on the street and saying things like, "Oh, hey, I could do that with Mike!" or "Isn't that one of Kozaburo's hairstyles?" or "I wonder if we could create that in 3D Max for Poser." I guess I've been Posering too long. I go way back to Poser 2, about what five years now? I'm infected bad! Melanie


FishNose ( ) posted Sun, 05 May 2002 at 12:44 PM

Kate, you need a bigger scanner! And sedatives, for the kids, so they keep still! LOL! :o] :] FishNose


KateTheShrew ( ) posted Sun, 05 May 2002 at 12:56 PM

I tried that but their mother caught me and took away the sedatives sigh she's such a party pooper. =) Kate (looking for that rubber mallet she uses to upholster furniture...)


FishNose ( ) posted Sun, 05 May 2002 at 1:04 PM

Melanie - I had Poser2 but it was a huge disappointment - I tried it two or three times, was disgusted and just put it away..... thinking, well, maybe next version. And P3 was a big improvement, for sure. That was fun. Then when P4 came it was a revelation!!!! I mean, transmaps, WOW! So one wonders, how bad are we all going to be when we get P5? I shudder to think..


Lyrra ( ) posted Sun, 05 May 2002 at 3:25 PM

I feel old. I had poser 1. They didn't even have an upgrade to Poser 2! I had to cough up my ... what was it.. $60 bucks? again. And then poser three, and actually made a picture with a poser figure in it (instead of just using the program to figure out light angles for RL drawing) Hmmm. wonder if I have the picture anywhere. And then there was poser 4. And Bryce 3/4/5. And photoshop 6. Time? free time? what's that? :) Lyrra



Lorraine ( ) posted Sun, 05 May 2002 at 6:00 PM

Message671414.jpgMessage671422.jpg...hooked bad...that is all I have to say, I am hooked bad....


SkyeWolf ( ) posted Mon, 06 May 2002 at 12:49 PM

LOL...I keep looking at people and thinking "They have an interesting face, wonder if I can do that in poser"...My friend's daughter had the most interesting skin...creamy with lots of freckles...I keep meaning to ask her if I can get a couple high rez pics to do a texture but I keep forgetting...:)

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